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SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.



Yeah, that's about the depth where men usually start having doubts about going into water.

Does the game end when Sora opens the first door he sees? Will there be a door opening counter?

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SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Did they mocap anyone in those shoes?

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Is Donald the royal electric executioner?

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

"Sora, don't ever change."
Ew, so that's why his outfit gets darker in a later game.

Wait, they all have boats, but they still build a raft? They could have made a bitchin' catamaran or even a trimaran.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Keeshhound posted:

Parent. Singular. We only heard one voice, after all.
Maybe the father is mute?
In any case Sora doesn't give a poo poo about his family.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

TwoPair posted:

So I know this is a PS2 game and all so I can't nitpick too much, but are we ever gonna travel to a "world" that's bigger than like 5 rooms?
There may be slightly more rooms, but the rooms sizes are not going to get better.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Imagine you're in a room with a giant talking duck, a giant talking dog, a giant loving ocelot, and a giant Japanese kindergartener. Your wagon lacks meat and half of your party has died of dysentery. Who do you shoot first?

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Isn't Tarzan also hosed because some of the rights to his arse aren't even with Disney?

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

FutureFriend posted:

letīs finish off deep jungle and never speak of it again
The Kingdom Hearts experience in a nutshell.

Is it the most expensive piece of Disney shovelware? And is Tarzan a Disney princess?

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

FinalGamer posted:

For all the crazy loving story there is further down the line, the game is really fun to play because of how crazy it gets.
The original release of KH1 is still a pain because of the shoddy camera controls and bad jumping. And the vines.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Kingdom Hearts needs a Simpson's spin off where Mr. Burns chases after Donald and Goofy suspecting them to be mutants from the plant, and wants to destroy them as evidence.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Hobgoblin2099 posted:

Characters that should be smart do exceptionally dumb and out of character things.
I the plot demands that they all create problems a pre-schooler can solve for them.

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SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

He got the powers, but they came without a user manual.

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