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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮


Things to discus

-Bram arrested for some bad poo poo. Suspended. He's out on bond, but don't expect him to be re-signed.

-Bully Ray does not appear in any episodes in the can, so that joke doesn't work.

-Jeff Jarrett and GFW turn heel! Who'da thunkit?

-House shows announced across the east coast and southeast.

-Dancing Mahabali Shera

This month's One Night Only PPV: Gut Check
Theme: independent wrestlers face TNA wrestlers for a shot at a contract

Jesse Godderz vs. Martin Stone
MVP vs. Jon Davis
The Revolution vs. the Von Erichs
Crazzy Steve vs. Shaun Ricker
Davey Richards vs. Tony Kozina
Samuel Shaw vs. Crimson
Ethan Carter III vs. Tevita Fefita
Drew Galloway vs. Pepper Parks
DJ Z vs. Dalton Castle
Match involving the winning non-contracted wrestlers

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zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Breaking news: Bram released from multi-year contract.

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


Their motivation is a TNA contract? I know being an indie worker is rough but there are better ways to get toilet paper.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
Dalton Castle nooooo

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

NickRoweFillea posted:

Dalton Castle nooooo

He's locked up with ROH now. This ONO was filmed forever ago.

e: lol Shaun Ricker is on here? He's been Eli Drake on Impact for months.

Muddy Burphy
Dec 4, 2010

The #RXT REVOLUTION has two words for ya..
SCOOP IT!

:frogc00l:

he knows...

flashy_mcflash posted:

He's locked up with ROH now. This ONO was filmed forever ago.

e: lol Shaun Ricker is on here? He's been Eli Drake on Impact for months.

Isn't Tevita Fefita Micah?

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

RZApublican posted:

Breaking news: Bram released from multi-year contract.

Congrats. Nobody will carry the TNA Brand into the future.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Breaking: Joke format dead

Malikov
Jan 25, 2015
of course he'll be brought back

it's TNA

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?
I saw Dalton Castle for the first time on one of the ONO papered views a few months back. I had no idea what was going on but it was fun! If he has to face one TNA wrestler I'm glad it's DJZ.

Although I doubt I'll watch this one, but you never know, if it's on TV over here and I have nothing better to do, sure thang.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Muddy Burphy posted:

Isn't Tevita Fefita Micah?

Oh poo poo you're right. hahaha

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

CaptainYesterday posted:

This month's One Night Only PPV: Gut Check
Theme: independent wrestlers face TNA wrestlers for a shot at a contract

Samuel Shaw vs. Crimson

Aren't these both former TNA contracted superstars?

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



RZApublican posted:

Breaking news: Bram released from multi-year contract.

Which one though?

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Davros1 posted:

Which one though?

The first one he signed. He'll come back tomorrow when the next one kicks in.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Given Destination America said they weren't showing anything from Sept. where is any this going to be aired?

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
This is the month right? This is the death month?

Please stop teasing me, wrestling gods. Let it be over. Let it end.

Sushi in Yiddish
Feb 2, 2008

At this point Bryan Alvarez is going to need two books for the Death of TNA

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


They've got like 2 or 3 weeks left of stuff to air, yeah, this is The Month

DynamiteKidd
Jun 11, 2015

by Shine
I still love RD's line on the Death of TNA: "Our legit concern: would anyone buy it?"

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

BrigadierSensible posted:

Given Destination America said they weren't showing anything from Sept. where is any this going to be aired?

well, the PPV doesn't need DA's approval or support to air, but apart from that who knows

will TNA become the first youtube-exclusive wrestling promotion

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
At this point does TNA have any hope? Is there any feasible TV station that would take them?

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

SalTheBard posted:

At this point does TNA have any hope? Is there any feasible TV station that would take them?

WGN America was apparently looking to take them before the DA deal, but they would have needed to go off-air for several months. Anything could happen.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Sushi in Yiddish posted:

At this point Bryan Alvarez is going to need two books for the Death of TNA

The Death of TNA Trilogy :allears:

DynamiteKidd
Jun 11, 2015

by Shine
I think the final year could justify its own book

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


RZApublican posted:

The Death of TNA Trilogy :allears:

I was gonna say "please stop trying to give Alvarez arthritis", but it'd probably result in twice as much B&Vs

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

Chris James 2 posted:

They've got like 2 or 3 weeks left of stuff to air, yeah, this is The Month

wanna :toxx: it

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
I'm trying to think of anyplace on my frankly ridiculous cable package for TNA to fail down to, and I can't think of anyplace that would take them. I'm pretty sure "networking" is a thing in the TV business and I just imagine a network lackey calling up a friend at Spike or Discovery about dealing with Dixie Carter and getting a three-hour long expensed lunch about what a gently caress-up she is.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

skaboomizzy posted:

I'm trying to think of anyplace on my frankly ridiculous cable package for TNA to fail down to, and I can't think of anyplace that would take them. I'm pretty sure "networking" is a thing in the TV business and I just imagine a network lackey calling up a friend at Spike or Discovery about dealing with Dixie Carter and getting a three-hour long expensed lunch about what a gently caress-up she is.

sundance network

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

skaboomizzy posted:

I'm trying to think of anyplace on my frankly ridiculous cable package for TNA to fail down to, and I can't think of anyplace that would take them. I'm pretty sure "networking" is a thing in the TV business and I just imagine a network lackey calling up a friend at Spike or Discovery about dealing with Dixie Carter and getting a three-hour long expensed lunch about what a gently caress-up she is.

Nashville Public Access taking that coveted timeslot in between "crackhead preacher" and "Downs Syndrome Guy Cooking Show"

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

RZApublican posted:

The first one he signed. He'll come back tomorrow when the next one kicks in.

Oh my God, what is Marb doing at the iMpact zone??

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Nashville Public Access taking that coveted timeslot in between "crackhead preacher" and "Downs Syndrome Guy Cooking Show"

Why do I know both those shows you're referencing?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

my money is that Dixie has been working with DA ever since to the Meltzer story dropped to get an extension.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

coconono posted:

my money is that Dixie has been working with DA ever since to the Meltzer story dropped to get an extension.

I don't know the extent of 'working with' but they have no TV after Bound For Glory and no tapings announced. They could, I suppose, do some tapings at the Impact Zone right after BFG but they've typically announced tapings at least 5-6 weeks out.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

flashy_mcflash posted:

I don't know the extent of 'working with' but they have no TV after Bound For Glory and no tapings announced. They could, I suppose, do some tapings at the Impact Zone right after BFG but they've typically announced tapings at least 5-6 weeks out.

oh wow. I just looked over their touring schedule. Lots of weird gaps.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
At this point the death of TNA will be a Ken Burn's documentary length.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
The schedule is up to Tuesday the 15th:
http://www.destinationamerica.com/tv-shows/tv-schedule/
Not long now

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

it won't be over until Dixie get outed for embezzling.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

How can you embezzle IOUs and multi-year contracts?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Luigi Thirty posted:

How can you embezzle IOUs and multi-year contracts?

more like raiding DA's petty cash drawer every time she visits the execs.

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HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

dsriggs posted:

Why do I know both those shows you're referencing?

Opie and Anthony riffing on that cooking show is radio gold.

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