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mags

I am a congenital optimist.

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Lil Cunty



ty crap

ty landy

bong

by Shine
love too reach cautiously for small things

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Ayatollah Hermione

by Cyrano4747
he will only buy drugs with it

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by Cyrano4747
how much crack can you get for an almond?

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Matey

eat food

never thought about raccoon ears before this gif





Lil Cunty


Matey posted:

never thought about raccoon ears before this gif

ikr but now it's all I can think about :3:


ty crap

ty landy

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
obvious reenactment of raiders of the lost ark, but really poorly done without fedora or sand bag

Lil Cunty


me on the phone: hi gram what's up...not much, just...you know, raccoon ears.




customer: how much for this please?

me: raccoon ears





cashier: after tax, that comes to-

me: they are back but then they go forward


ty crap

ty landy

Matey

eat food

Lil Cunty posted:

me on the phone: hi gram what's up...not much, just...you know, raccoon ears.




customer: how much for this please?

me: raccoon ears





cashier: after tax, that comes to-

me: they are back but then they go forward

I was listening to a song and I could have sworn the chorus went "raccoon ears, raccoon ears, babboon fears, raccoon ears" but it turns out the song was completely instrumental





mags

I am a congenital optimist.
like this raccoon i also live in a hollowed out log

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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Spanish Manlove

HAILGAYSATAN
every time I see a racoon outside they stop and give me the same "uhoh you got me" look then slowly back away

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Ayatollah Hermione posted:

how much crack can you get for an almond?

they call him the nut cracker

verily carefree

raccoon is imitating the human, who is not moving, by moving slowly, which is closer to not moving than moving fast is imo

fema crisis actor

bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo
raccoons would come up sayin fema what you know

id say get this food and timidly back away from me yo

fema crisis actor

bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo
I got a pocket full of scoooooones...

Lil Cunty


holy poo poo what is that. is that...a loving almond? omg omg ok keep it cool, stay frosty. you know it looks like an almond but it could be anything. it could be cyanide or...or a very small, dark sun. Ok I'm
going to do it I'm going to grab it. I'm going to touch it. No I'm not. Yes I am. I'm going to grab it here I come. I'm doing it in grabbing the almond I'm going to do it right now with my hands I'm
going to take that almond and HOLY poo poo ITS NOT LAVA AT ALL ITS A TINY ALMOND HOLY loving poo poo EARS FORWARD


ty crap

ty landy

Qwerinty

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Lil Cunty posted:

holy poo poo what is that. is that...a loving almond? omg omg ok keep it cool, stay frosty. you know it looks like an almond but it could be anything. it could be cyanide or...or a very small, dark sun. Ok I'm
going to do it I'm going to grab it. I'm going to touch it. No I'm not. Yes I am. I'm going to grab it here I come. I'm doing it in grabbing the almond I'm going to do it right now with my hands I'm
going to take that almond and HOLY poo poo ITS NOT LAVA AT ALL ITS A TINY ALMOND HOLY loving poo poo EARS FORWARD

lmao

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here have this nooooo I shouldn't have done that why did I do that

google THIS fucked around with this message at 16:23 on Sep 3, 2015

mags

I am a congenital optimist.

Lil Cunty posted:

holy poo poo what is that. is that...a loving almond? omg omg ok keep it cool, stay frosty. you know it looks like an almond but it could be anything. it could be cyanide or...or a very small, dark sun. Ok I'm
going to do it I'm going to grab it. I'm going to touch it. No I'm not. Yes I am. I'm going to grab it here I come. I'm doing it in grabbing the almond I'm going to do it right now with my hands I'm
going to take that almond and HOLY poo poo ITS NOT LAVA AT ALL ITS A TINY ALMOND HOLY loving poo poo EARS FORWARD

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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hardcore sound gets you hypah

google THIS posted:



here have this nooooo I shouldn't have done that why did I do that

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that raccoon is currently hiding from the police because it stole 2,000 pounds of drugs from the local big shot dealer.

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dogdisaster

by Lowtax

google THIS posted:



here have this nooooo I shouldn't have done that why did I do that

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I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




hairless raccoon omg

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Smoke 'em if you gottem!
UPDATE:

This is what happens when they get a taste of the good life

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google THIS posted:



here have this nooooo I shouldn't have done that why did I do that


Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!



I will accept this gift from you and I will WAIT NO I MUST FIRST MEZMERISE YOU

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tao of lmao

Lil Cunty posted:

holy poo poo what is that. is that...a loving almond? omg omg ok keep it cool, stay frosty. you know it looks like an almond but it could be anything. it could be cyanide or...or a very small, dark sun. Ok I'm
going to do it I'm going to grab it. I'm going to touch it. No I'm not. Yes I am. I'm going to grab it here I come. I'm doing it in grabbing the almond I'm going to do it right now with my hands I'm
going to take that almond and HOLY poo poo ITS NOT LAVA AT ALL ITS A TINY ALMOND HOLY loving poo poo EARS FORWARD

lol

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
omigosh you shouldn't have!

mags

I am a congenital optimist.

DeepQantas posted:

omigosh you shouldn't have!


paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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Lil Cunty


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:



hairless raccoon omg

somebody ought to smear some chia seeds on that guy


ty crap

ty landy

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Lil Cunty posted:

somebody ought to smear some chia seeds on that guy

he's actually delightfully fat

Lil Cunty


he could be fat and green tjough


ty crap

ty landy

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
Nice piggy

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
That is what all humans look like to other animals. Just fyi

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


omgomg. fat raccoons

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




ok, don't actually google fat raccoons because I scrolled down the page a little bit and there were photos of dead raccoons and a guy loving a stuffed raccoon and now I have to start drinking at noon on a sunday. gently caress

mags

I am a congenital optimist.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:



ok, don't actually google fat raccoons because I scrolled down the page a little bit and there were photos of dead raccoons and a guy loving a stuffed raccoon and now I have to start drinking at noon on a sunday. gently caress

i already do that when im happy so id have to travel back in time and start drinking in my sleep

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

thank you for this

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Beanbandit?
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Lil Cunty posted:

holy poo poo what is that. is that...a loving almond? omg omg ok keep it cool, stay frosty. you know it looks like an almond but it could be anything. it could be cyanide or...or a very small, dark sun. Ok I'm
going to do it I'm going to grab it. I'm going to touch it. No I'm not. Yes I am. I'm going to grab it here I come. I'm doing it in grabbing the almond I'm going to do it right now with my hands I'm
going to take that almond and HOLY poo poo ITS NOT LAVA AT ALL ITS A TINY ALMOND HOLY loving poo poo EARS FORWARD

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