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# ? Sep 2, 2015 00:10 |
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 00:30 |
love too reach cautiously for small things
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 04:44 |
he will only buy drugs with it
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 04:48 |
how much crack can you get for an almond?
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 04:49 |
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never thought about raccoon ears before this gif
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 10:43 |
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Matey posted:never thought about raccoon ears before this gif ikr but now it's all I can think about
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 15:30 |
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obvious reenactment of raiders of the lost ark, but really poorly done without fedora or sand bag
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 15:34 |
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me on the phone: hi gram what's up...not much, just...you know, raccoon ears. customer: how much for this please? me: raccoon ears cashier: after tax, that comes to- me: they are back but then they go forward
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 15:35 |
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Lil Cunty posted:me on the phone: hi gram what's up...not much, just...you know, raccoon ears. I was listening to a song and I could have sworn the chorus went "raccoon ears, raccoon ears, babboon fears, raccoon ears" but it turns out the song was completely instrumental
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 16:36 |
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like this raccoon i also live in a hollowed out log
paul_soccer12 posted:everyone in the idf must die |
# ? Sep 2, 2015 18:18 |
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every time I see a racoon outside they stop and give me the same "uhoh you got me" look then slowly back away |
# ? Sep 2, 2015 18:24 |
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Ayatollah Hermione posted:how much crack can you get for an almond? they call him the nut cracker
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 21:49 |
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raccoon is imitating the human, who is not moving, by moving slowly, which is closer to not moving than moving fast is imo |
# ? Sep 2, 2015 21:50 |
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raccoons would come up sayin fema what you know id say get this food and timidly back away from me yo |
# ? Sep 2, 2015 23:58 |
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I got a pocket full of scoooooones... |
# ? Sep 3, 2015 00:00 |
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holy poo poo what is that. is that...a loving almond? omg omg ok keep it cool, stay frosty. you know it looks like an almond but it could be anything. it could be cyanide or...or a very small, dark sun. Ok I'm going to do it I'm going to grab it. I'm going to touch it. No I'm not. Yes I am. I'm going to grab it here I come. I'm doing it in grabbing the almond I'm going to do it right now with my hands I'm going to take that almond and HOLY poo poo ITS NOT LAVA AT ALL ITS A TINY ALMOND HOLY loving poo poo EARS FORWARD
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 00:09 |
Lil Cunty posted:holy poo poo what is that. is that...a loving almond? omg omg ok keep it cool, stay frosty. you know it looks like an almond but it could be anything. it could be cyanide or...or a very small, dark sun. Ok I'm lmao ---------------- |
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 00:20 |
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here have this nooooo I shouldn't have done that why did I do that google THIS fucked around with this message at 16:23 on Sep 3, 2015 |
# ? Sep 3, 2015 00:49 |
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Lil Cunty posted:holy poo poo what is that. is that...a loving almond? omg omg ok keep it cool, stay frosty. you know it looks like an almond but it could be anything. it could be cyanide or...or a very small, dark sun. Ok I'm paul_soccer12 posted:everyone in the idf must die |
# ? Sep 3, 2015 04:57 |
google THIS posted:
https://giant.gfycat.com/ThoseAcrobaticCapybara.webm |
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# ? Sep 5, 2015 17:17 |
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that raccoon is currently hiding from the police because it stole 2,000 pounds of drugs from the local big shot dealer.
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# ? Sep 5, 2015 17:22 |
google THIS posted:
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# ? Sep 5, 2015 17:26 |
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hairless raccoon omg
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# ? Sep 5, 2015 17:46 |
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UPDATE: This is what happens when they get a taste of the good life https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Sep 5, 2015 20:08 |
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google THIS posted:
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# ? Sep 5, 2015 20:19 |
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I will accept this gift from you and I will WAIT NO I MUST FIRST MEZMERISE YOU https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Sep 6, 2015 13:28 |
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Lil Cunty posted:holy poo poo what is that. is that...a loving almond? omg omg ok keep it cool, stay frosty. you know it looks like an almond but it could be anything. it could be cyanide or...or a very small, dark sun. Ok I'm lol |
# ? Sep 6, 2015 14:04 |
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omigosh you shouldn't have! |
# ? Sep 6, 2015 18:27 |
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DeepQantas posted:omigosh you shouldn't have! paul_soccer12 posted:everyone in the idf must die |
# ? Sep 6, 2015 18:28 |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:
somebody ought to smear some chia seeds on that guy
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# ? Sep 6, 2015 18:51 |
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Lil Cunty posted:somebody ought to smear some chia seeds on that guy he's actually delightfully fat
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# ? Sep 6, 2015 19:05 |
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he could be fat and green tjough
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# ? Sep 6, 2015 19:10 |
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Nice piggy |
# ? Sep 6, 2015 19:15 |
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That is what all humans look like to other animals. Just fyi |
# ? Sep 6, 2015 19:19 |
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omgomg. fat raccoons
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# ? Sep 6, 2015 19:19 |
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ok, don't actually google fat raccoons because I scrolled down the page a little bit and there were photos of dead raccoons and a guy loving a stuffed raccoon and now I have to start drinking at noon on a sunday. gently caress
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# ? Sep 6, 2015 19:21 |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:
i already do that when im happy so id have to travel back in time and start drinking in my sleep paul_soccer12 posted:everyone in the idf must die |
# ? Sep 6, 2015 19:22 |
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thank you for this |
# ? Sep 6, 2015 22:53 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 11:33 |
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Lil Cunty posted:holy poo poo what is that. is that...a loving almond? omg omg ok keep it cool, stay frosty. you know it looks like an almond but it could be anything. it could be cyanide or...or a very small, dark sun. Ok I'm |
# ? Sep 6, 2015 23:45 |