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Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

Hello Dhaes my old friend. I've come to talk with you again.

# ¿ Sep 3, 2015 20:35

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# ¿ Apr 16, 2024 17:14

Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

Confirming Totally Town amigos!

# ¿ Sep 7, 2015 23:41

Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

Hi guys. I recently got mad at video games. My tears of frustration are so bitter. Have you ever lost your cool when you should have known better? My perfect Mafia integrity is besmirched.

Anyway, I'll try to keep myself on the rails this time. It's a lot better being Town.

My plan today is to lynch a lurker.

# ¿ Sep 8, 2015 16:34

Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

Don't bus me bro.

# ¿ Sep 8, 2015 16:42

Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

Oh my god, you suck, CCKeane. You have got to be Scum for sure. I won't fall for your saucy gambits.
##Vote CCKeane

# ¿ Sep 8, 2015 16:45

Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

I am also shaking my head, because your vote justification is no longer valid, buddy.

I wAnt to Meet Some Cool University Monsters

You just got WIFOMED by my breadcrumb everybody. I am claiming Baker.

# ¿ Sep 8, 2015 16:48

Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

CCKeane posted:

Ahahaha you're actually scum!

If that were the case everyone should just go ahead and lynch me, that would be a funny joke.

# ¿ Sep 8, 2015 16:52

Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

CCKeane, can you analyze the phrase,
"I am Scum along with Section31 and JakeP" as anything but good 'ol jokephase high jinx?

# ¿ Sep 8, 2015 17:07

Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

JakeP posted:

just chimin' in to say im not not town

Scumbuddy slip detected!
Continuing to not vote JakeP, like a Townie wouldn't not do, despite not having not neglected to not previously fail to do so.

# ¿ Sep 8, 2015 18:11

Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

Here's us, you better get rid, quick!

# ¿ Sep 8, 2015 21:35

Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

Yes, that was the very last image recorded on the cellphone of Roger Saddler, The Sheriff. The timestamp... N0.

# ¿ Sep 8, 2015 21:40

Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

JakeP posted:

i have the bottom part of a face under my shrekface including what i call a beardstache which is a mustache where a beard would be

Your anatomy is way more weird than Dhaes and Keane, who, by the way, has a real case and he really means it. He is very serious.

# ¿ Sep 8, 2015 21:53

Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

CCKeane posted:

Ugh, come on literally anybody else, this is not how town lumpen behaves. This is scummy.

Duuuuh. Did you not see me Scumclaim and out the entire Scumteam, including incriminating photograph? Red handed.

Literally anybody else, please listen to CCKeane! He has stopped joking now! He is really serious and has a Mafia game case!

Anybody?

# ¿ Sep 8, 2015 21:59

Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

CCKeane posted:

I'd point out here that lumpen isn't addressing anything that I have posted, or even making a case, but is just trying to make fun of it. He isn't doing anything to advance the game or scum hunt.

He is scum.

Stop just repeating what I'm saying, geez.

CCKeane you are so silly, this jokephase, wow.

# ¿ Sep 8, 2015 22:17

Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

Deadbeat Dad posted:

I like Lumpen but I think I've always been on the bottom of his Lumpen list in every game... you piece of poo poo.......

also, sup Taste.

Hi DBD how are you?

The bottom of the List is Totally Town, and that's where I put ~myself~.

But not this game because am most deffo not gonna even do a LumpenList this game!

# ¿ Sep 8, 2015 23:48

Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

No way, nobody is allowed to List, it is trademarked and I will sue you. I will... complain about you on the general discussion thread and blacklist u!!!!

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 00:27

Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

Also if you would like to post a big post you must first sign up in the Big Post Queue so we can keep things orderly and not get too many posts to read. Small posts and shitposts are exempt. If you do not type unvote when you change your vote, well, lets just say, you will be punished. That is called fairness. Too doo la la, I'm off to annoy the poo poo out of my roommate!

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 00:32

Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

To whom it may concern, all utterances are valid, and evidence, and intended to only interact with Players. Do not interfere with my process. Amend the OP if you have rule additions.

Or just chat me up in the Scumdoc to tell me how to play and not play, like some ~other people~.

Welp, now that the Mod went and talked at me in the thread I guess that confirms me Town, so I may as well confess.

I'm Town.

If I were actually Scum there's no way that post up there would've gotten posted. My strat has been ~interfered with~!

If I get lynched now, that's why. I wouldn't have, if what I was building up to hadn't been so inappropriately interrupted. Where do people get these habits?

Anyway this is all still jokephase, OR IS IT?

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 01:26

Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

I am at -1 so I am forced to claim.

I am Harold Britton, Eavesdropper (town-aligned tracker).

I breadcrumbed this when I said

Lumpen posted:

Anyway, I'll try to keep myself on the rails this time. It's a lot better being Town.

rails...tracks, get it?

Anyway do with this what you will.

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 02:07

Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

CapitalistPig posted:

That's very interesting considering I'M the tracker.

Thats very interesting considering I AM THE TRACKER!

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 02:09

Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

##vote CPig
THUNDERDOME ME, liar!

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 02:11

Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

##vote CCKeane

Bowmore, what?

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 02:23

Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

If you allow the Scums to lynch me, you are going to miss my sweet tracks. All night long I track track track. I will track the Scums, share the things I know with you. This can not be fake, it is realer than real. Maybe tonight I will see a Scum come and kill me, since they hate Trackers. Better me than you. If I get lynched, who will track the Scum who kills you?

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 15:16

Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

CCKeane posted:

Farts. Butts. Heinies.

Go on....

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 17:10

Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

chaoslord posted:

In

chaoslord posted:

##vote Lumpen

Still getting over being sick, I'll be more active tomorrow

chaoslord posted:

##unvote

This is the entire post history of chaoslord.

pre:

CapitalistPig	9
Section 31	9
GulagDolls	7
TremendousTaste	4
chaoslord       3

My vote today is going on whoever posts least. Join me.
##Vote chaoslord

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 18:29

Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

We're getting pretty close to deadline, let's see some action.

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 19:17

Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

CCKeane posted:

##vote JakeP

That post doesn't make any sense unless you assume chaos is town. If chaos is town, why would you vote him?

Keane why are you posting as if you assume CL is Town? Your point seems a bit overblown, but your conclusion is weird in not allowing a "JakeP is excusing and defending his Scumbuddy" hypothesis, which hit me as a more likely interpretation.

In this exchange I deem Keane more Scummy than Jake. Seems like a put-on. CL still a better lynch.

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 21:32

Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

chaoslord posted:

I wonder how many posts it will be before Lumpen comes in and gloriously declares that his vote is what got me posting again this game.

Behold! I have gotten chaoslord, likely Scum, to post again in this game! I did it! It was all me.

Now the new biggest lurker is:
##Vote Tremendous Taste
All his posts:

Tremendous Taste posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwwuqNLKsJM

Tremendous Taste posted:

Hi DBD!

Tremendous Taste posted:

Chill lumpen

Tremendous Taste posted:

lol

Scum lurker, good lynch.

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 21:44

Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

CCKeane posted:

We have content now and I don't like that Lumpen is just hopping from lurker to lurker.

You don't like it, eh? Well who gives a poo poo! What are you going to do about it? Lynch the Town Tracker?

I told you I was going to lynch a lurker today.
I did that when I said

Lumpen posted:

My plan today is to lynch a lurker.

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 21:50

Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

What a terrible, Scummy post, chaoslord! There were a lot of words in it, though.

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 23:12

Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

Are you saying that you are self-consciously putting your calculated, overdefensive awkward posts through multiple drafts?

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 23:15

Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

bowmore posted:

dbd why are you defending Lumpen?

Are you jelly or something?

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 23:17

Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

bowmore posted:

I have information that tells me Lumpen is not a tracker

Lynch bowmore for this when I flip.

Or better...
##Vote bowmore
THUNDERDOME ME, LIAR!

# ¿ Sep 10, 2015 00:20

Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

bowmore posted:

how does thunderdome work again?

If you don't back down like a cowardly little bitch, then you accept my THUNDERDOME callout by saying that you accept. Then you lock your vote on me, irrevocably, and I lock my vote on you.

Two men enter, one man leaves. The rest of the thread are bound by the Sacred Code of Mafia Honor to choose a side an lynch one or the other of us today. Anyone who votes a non-THUNDERDOME combatant once we are locked in, has no honor and greatly insults both of us and our proud tradition.

So if you're really sure about your "information" and you are not, instead, completely full of poo poo, then enter the THUNDERDOME with me and we will see.

# ¿ Sep 10, 2015 00:27

Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

bowmore posted:

oh ok

that's fine with me

IT HAS BEGUN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHU6K47qgc8

You must all choose. TWO MAN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES.

# ¿ Sep 10, 2015 00:30

Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

Section 31 posted:

What will happen to people with no honor?

Hopefully they will be spit upon and thought badly of. There is no "official" validity or game-mechanics enforcement of THUNDERDOME.

# ¿ Sep 10, 2015 00:35

Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

I'm -1, just so you know. Also, Town Tracker.

# ¿ Sep 10, 2015 00:36

Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

bowmore posted:

it wouldn't surprise me if there was two town trackers even though that is pretty rare

it's his bombastic posting that is urking me most

Already trying to weasel out , pathetic.

# ¿ Sep 10, 2015 00:37

Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

bowmore posted:

well you did thunderdome me

It takes two to THUNDERDOME.

# ¿ Sep 10, 2015 00:38

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# ¿ Apr 16, 2024 17:14

Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

bowmore posted:

your post that points out you are -1 could be interpreted as trying to weasel out also

I meant you're already telegraphing your attempt to weasel out of your turbolynch D2 after my flip. You are going to recant your claim and say "welp he was irking me" or I guess you could try going with "two Town Trackers out of 11 but didn't react to CPig's joke counterclaim or counterclaim myself for several pages"... I don't think that would go well for you.

There is no weaseling out of the THUNDERDOME.

You dun goofed.

# ¿ Sep 10, 2015 00:43

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