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the Indians call it "maize"

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# ? Sep 10, 2015 00:37

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DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

You're a moony

# ? Sep 10, 2015 00:39

precision: by VideoGames

ancient Chinese secret

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# ? Sep 10, 2015 00:39

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looks like someone's having a case of the moondays!

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# ? Sep 10, 2015 00:54

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

Splatmaster posted:

looks like someone's having a case of the moondays!

no.. no! not on a monday! *clothing rips, fur sprouts from skin, a horrible, unnatural figure stands where once there was a person, the full moon illuminating its terrible glory* i'm a real monster before i've had my coffee

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# ? Sep 10, 2015 01:01

Admiral_eX_laX: Historically Inaccurate

Ayatollah Hermione posted:

where does the man in the moon go #2

There is a designated crater just for poos. There is also another crater just for pees.

# ? Sep 10, 2015 02:37

om nom nom: om nom nom nom nom nom nom

Due to increased mining operations the moon is speculated to be out of cheese by 2085. Humanity seriously needs to consider alternative sustainable sources, fossil fromage won't be around forever

# ? Sep 10, 2015 04:33

Ace of Baes

the moon controls the tides....for now

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# ? Sep 10, 2015 14:57

Ace of Baes

bo-pepper is so old, he was the first person to pull down his pants and point his rear end at someone, they saw all of the craters and pockmarks and the term "mooning" was coined

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# ? Sep 10, 2015 14:58

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

on some nights, when no one is looking, i'll pluck the moon out of the sky with my hand in front of me, squinting one eye so it fits between my forefinger and thumb. i tie a string around it and swing it around, making cool glowing lines in the air

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# ? Sep 10, 2015 15:03

alnilam

Ace of Baes posted:

the moon controls the tides....for now

# ? Sep 10, 2015 15:44

alnilam

one time i was trying to figure out how to be better at using the moon for navigation, and then while tripping on shrooms i had a legitimately good high epiphany, that it was quite simple: the moon is just telling you where the sun is

# ? Sep 10, 2015 15:46

tao of lmao

Ace of Baes posted:

the moon controls the tides....for now

# ? Sep 10, 2015 16:50

Senior Management

That's no moon.....

It's a space station

also werewolves.

:jerry:

# ? Sep 10, 2015 20:32

Stinky_Pete: Stinkier than your average bear

the moon helped us notice that there are time patterns before we figured out calendars, so that's good

it's not the moon's fault we came up with ridiculous stories about elves n poo poo in order to remember how they work

it also gave us moon runes and provided an excellent location on which to fake the moon landing

thanks, the moon

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# ? Sep 10, 2015 22:01

tao of lmao

Stinky_Pete posted:

the moon helped us notice that there are time patterns before we figured out calendars, so that's good

it's not the moon's fault we came up with ridiculous stories about elves n poo poo in order to remember how they work

it also gave us moon runes and provided an excellent location on which to fake the moon landing

thanks, the moon

I'm convinced. Moon: Good.

# ? Sep 10, 2015 23:05

alnilam

pre:

    Queen and huntress, chaste and fair,
    Now the sun is laid to sleep,
    Seated in thy silver chair,
    State in wonted manner keep:
            Hesperus entreats thy light,
            Goddess, excellently bright.

    Earth, let not an envious shade
    Dare itself to interpose;
    Cynthia's shining orb was made
    Heaven to clear when day did close:
            Bless us then with wish�d sight,
            Goddess, excellently bright.

    Lay thy bow of pearl apart,
    And thy crystal-shining quiver;
    Give unto the flying hart
    Space to breathe, how short soever;
            Thou that mak'st a day of night,
            Goddess, excellently bright.

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