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Mr. Sophistication
May 16, 2014

I know this wasn't your original avatar but I just love this game. Cheers, rediscover.


metal gear solid 4 is good and metal gear solid 5 is more good

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Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009



Just watch a video of 4, there's no reason to play it.

Mach2
Feb 28, 2014


Wormskull posted:

Just watch a video of 4, there's no reason to play it.

this is the only non-spinoff game in the franchise I'm not bothering to play because (my friend says:) "it's just a loving movie"

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009



It just has the worst gameplay in the series from what I can tell and it runs at like 10 frames a second so just watch a youtube MGS4 The Movie.

Mr. Sophistication
May 16, 2014

I know this wasn't your original avatar but I just love this game. Cheers, rediscover.


Wormskull posted:

It just has the worst gameplay in the series from what I can tell and it runs at like 10 frames a second so just watch a youtube MGS4 The Movie.

You dumb rear end... the game is good as hell.

Mr. Sophistication
May 16, 2014

I know this wasn't your original avatar but I just love this game. Cheers, rediscover.


Don't skip MGS4

zelgadis
Sep 5, 2004

Doesn't that just beat all

Me while playing mgs4: "Oh man, this is SO Metal Gear"

Ragg
Apr 27, 2003

<The Honorable Badgers>

MGS4 looks horrible.

starbarry clock
Apr 23, 2012



mgs4 is a lot better of a game actually combat/sneaking is smoother but thats only when you get to play it because the cutscenes are long and obnoxious its still a solid game i beat it on every difficulty and unlocked all the poo poo but its the michael bay of the series lots of pomp and no subsistence

starbarry clock
Apr 23, 2012



the forced johnny/merryl bs with 20 minute long cutscenes of the gayest corniest dialogue was the lowest pointof the game

In Training
Jun 28, 2008



MGS4 kicks rear end except for the boss fights.

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002



In Training posted:

MGS4 kicks rear end except for the boss fights.
Some of the boss fights are good, but it also has Screaming Mantis which is bad

Chuck Buried Treasure
Dec 27, 2010



free basket of chips
Sep 6, 2012

by FactsAreUseless


In Training posted:

MGS4 kicks rear end except for the boss fights.

I really like the Octopus boss fight.

Pewdiepie
Oct 31, 2010
NAZI SCUM BUT NOW WITHOUT THE OFFENSIVE IMAGERY


starbarry clock posted:

the forced johnny/merryl bs with 20 minute long cutscenes of the gayest corniest dialogue was the lowest pointof the game

Johnny is epic. You watch your mouth.

starbarry clock
Apr 23, 2012



Pewdiepie posted:

Johnny is epic. You watch your mouth.
yeah its really freaking epic that the first time you remotely show any romantic interest in a person they ask to marry you its totally not hamfisted retardshit for fagos who jerk off to non-homosexual poarn

Bolverkur
Aug 9, 2012



i havent played any MGS games except like 75% of Twin Snakes on gamecube this is really hindering me from playing what seems to be the most epic game ever

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009



starbarry clock posted:

yeah its really freaking epic that the first time you remotely show any romantic interest in a person they ask to marry you its totally not hamfisted retardshit for fagos who jerk off to non-homosexual poarn

Uhhh that scene is badass plus you don't know what happened between them in the time Meryl took command of the unit and Johnny was in it.

starbarry clock
Apr 23, 2012



Wormskull posted:

Uhhh that scene is badass plus you don't know what happened between them in the time Meryl took command of the unit and Johnny was in it.
drat lol you really got me youre right!! youre freaking right they have had a very intimate relationship before they proposed to each other during a climatic battle youre right thats why hes admitting his feelings to her because he already said it in the past!! wow you tore me apart with that one wormskull yea okay go back in the dirt u little worm

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009



starbarry clock posted:

drat lol you really got me youre right!! youre freaking right they have had a very intimate relationship before they proposed to each other during a climatic battle youre right thats why hes admitting his feelings to her because he already said it in the past!! wow you tore me apart with that one wormskull yea okay go back in the dirt u little worm

No but there's clear romantic and master-protege tension between them throughout the game, who knows what happened before you met them. I think it was a little goofy but not out of left field when I watched it. So gently caress you.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009



There's also a precedent for it from romantic action comedies and such, which you know, MGS is always taking cues from movie tropes. Next you'll tell me there's not enough reason to believe Liquid Ocelot would put a Mt Rushmore of Snakes on his gigantic submarine.

starbarry clock
Apr 23, 2012



Wormskull posted:

No but there's clear romantic and master-protege tension between them throughout the game, who knows what happened before you met them. I think it was a little goofy but not out of left field when I watched it. So gently caress you.
umm no there isnt youre just shipping them really hard you fruitcake if anything meryl straight up looks at johnny with disdain because of him constantly bungling poo poo up yeah it totally gets her ladyboner rev'd up when johnny sneezes or farts or some dumb thing and gets them all caught thats her biggest turn on gently caress you

lesbian baphomet
Nov 30, 2011



i dont know what youre freaking out about. just going wild over whatever it is. i come to this thread to see beavis and butthead from a helicopter and thats what i like and it stills my mind to peace.

Mr. Sophistication
May 16, 2014

I know this wasn't your original avatar but I just love this game. Cheers, rediscover.


starbarry clock posted:

umm no there isnt youre just shipping them really hard you fruitcake if anything meryl straight up looks at johnny with disdain because of him constantly bungling poo poo up yeah it totally gets her ladyboner rev'd up when johnny sneezes or farts or some dumb thing and gets them all caught thats her biggest turn on gently caress you

Women can't have boners.

zelgadis
Sep 5, 2004

Doesn't that just beat all

I don't know what I'd do if I worked with something who literally shits his pants loudly all day long. I mean, how many times can you just be like "ah man, again? jeeze" *fans nose*

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009



He has a medical issue. Have some decency for God sakes.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009



Oh another point I want to add, is that in that very cutscene Johnny admits he's loved her ever since she whooped his rear end in MGS1. That, on top of the moment, his utmost honesty to her, and obedience to the best of his ability... Hell, I'd say you have no heart if you thought that scene was completely nonsensical.

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011



Its cute when Meryl says Marry me.

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011



https://youtu.be/napjMrAx0KQ?t=35m22s

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009



starbarry clock
Apr 23, 2012



Wormskull posted:

Oh another point I want to add, is that in that very cutscene Johnny admits he's loved her ever since she whooped his rear end in MGS1. That, on top of the moment, his utmost honesty to her, and obedience to the best of his ability... Hell, I'd say you have no heart if you thought that scene was completely nonsensical.

oh that cutscene? the worst one in mgs4 which is just a bunch of loosely tied together dumb cutscenes? yeah that touched my fart in a way no other could

In Training
Jun 28, 2008



net cafe scandal posted:

Its cute when Meryl says Marry me.

It's a very cool back and forth.

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo


I love Meryl

SM64Guy
Apr 1, 2005



i hate romantic action comedies that arent true lies.

HORMELCHILI
Jan 13, 2010

by Smythe


cool. i hate everything and bveing alive.

lesbian baphomet
Nov 30, 2011



i love everything and think that it owns to live

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009



I was dead all along.

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Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012


I;m the hosed up wierdo who likes cutscenes and movies and games.

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