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Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
Ill give it the last season was the best of the last 3 seasons. Man things were really bleak for a bit. Anyone have the gif of the boiling sperm from the voodoo season?

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angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

Luvcow posted:

i wish they'd just do six or eight episodes a season because even the seasons i didn't like still have some really good material that if condensed and separated from the crap would be really awesome tv.

British Horror Story: Out Of Tea

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Blazing Ownager posted:

I too subscribe to the less is more philosophy for TV.

Sorry about True Detective season 2

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


angerbeet posted:

British Horror Story: Out Of Tea

British Horror Story: Eye Contact on Public Transport

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost

Chris James 2 posted:

Gaga's back next season

no :mad:

kjetting
Jan 18, 2004

Hammer Time
Gaga owned last season, but if she joins the cast full time Smurphy will Jessica Lange her and have her playing the same character over and over each season until we hate her.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


kjetting posted:

Gaga owned last season, but if she joins the cast full time Smurphy will Jessica Lange her and have her playing the same character over and over each season until we hate her.

Good thing next season might have Lange too :suicide:

Finndo
Dec 27, 2005

Title Text goes here.
American Camp Story: Horror

Max Hammer
Jan 3, 2008

ANTIFREEZE!!!

Finndo posted:

American Camp Story: Horror

American Gaga Lange: Oh, the Horror!

Parasol Prophet
Aug 31, 2012

We Are Best Friends Now.
American Something Something: Whatever, You'll Be Back

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
American Unit Horror Squad

SpecialF
Dec 14, 2004

`You might just as well say, that "I breathe when I sleep" is the same thing as "I sleep when I breathe"!'
NCIStory: American Horror

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back




Finndo posted:

American Camp Story: Horror

American Camp Story is such a fitting name for this show.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
*Jaws music*

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

lol

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Stylized dick, balls, and anus.

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

Haunted Gay Night Club?

Too soon?

timp
Sep 19, 2007

Everything is in my control
Lipstick Apathy
poo poo, could we have gotten any less to go off of? A creepy looking number that represents the season we're on and a creepy looking question mark to represent we don't loving know what the theme is.

I'm going to guess some sort of Saw/Hellraiser Puzzlebox/demented Riddler type theme...I guess.

kjetting
Jan 18, 2004

Hammer Time

Grem posted:

Stylized dick, balls, and anus.

My first thought was that it resembled a simple drawing of a nose. As in "who nose"?

the truth
Dec 16, 2007

Academic Decapitationathalon

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




It's keeping mostly in the Rennie Mackintosh font stylings, I guess.

Nobby
Sep 10, 2006

Everyone cries when they're stabbed. There's no shame in that.
Looks like Legally-Distinct-From-Slenderman's sigil to me.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
September 14, to no one's particular surprise. Still no other details.

Parasol Prophet
Aug 31, 2012

We Are Best Friends Now.
Is it just me, or has the season theme been revealed way before this point for all other seasons?

I can't figure out if I'm just confused about the time of year, or if they actually are keeping the details quiet longer for some reason. I feel like we've always had more information (or at least the name) by now.

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

Parasol Prophet posted:

Is it just me, or has the season theme been revealed way before this point for all other seasons?

I can't figure out if I'm just confused about the time of year, or if they actually are keeping the details quiet longer for some reason. I feel like we've always had more information (or at least the name) by now.

Ohh ohh! I know this one, I bet they're keeping this upcoming season close to their chests because it's really good and they don't want to ruin or spoil anything, even the premise..


...lol

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
https://twitter.com/gagamonster96/status/758339683013230593

Old school slasher vibe.

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender

Grem posted:

Stylized dick, balls, and anus.



Standard Ryan Murphy.

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back





Been hoping they would do a slasher themed season for a while now. A more serious take on what he did with Scream Queens or w/e. Should be fun.

Has it been confirmed anywhere yet whether Lange is returning this year?

the truth
Dec 16, 2007

P sure Lange said in the past few months that she is never ever coming back.

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back




I guess she's going to be in Murphy's next anthology show for FX, with Susan Sarandon. He's just cranking these out.

esperterra fucked around with this message at 12:38 on Jul 29, 2016

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back




E: double post

esperterra fucked around with this message at 12:39 on Jul 29, 2016

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

So I dropped out about the time Russell Eddington was shagging the model, and the the ghost - Europeans murdered some guy for no real reason.

Did it pick up after that?

edit: the detective was the serial killer, right? somehow.

Strom Cuzewon fucked around with this message at 11:34 on Jul 29, 2016

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Strom Cuzewon posted:

So I dropped out about the time Russell Eddington was shagging the model, and the the ghost - Europeans murdered some guy for no real reason.

Did it pick up after that?

It was decent, much better than 3 or 4. Evan Peters is a national treasure.

quote:

edit: the detective was the serial killer, right? somehow.

Yep!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPU_tiTh4Zg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyNgrZEfnoo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0R9Qkrua2E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IM8Yy2EWDZY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rW_PNsCrh2g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1uucXO71dg

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


TMZ posted pics from the set and it looks like the theme will be the Roanoke Colony disappearance

hughesta
Jun 12, 2012

i know its super duper kooper
cool like up the bitches snitches

Chris James 2 posted:

TMZ posted pics from the set and it looks like the theme will be the Roanoke Colony disappearance
Oh man they could do so much dumb bullshit with this

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012

Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P

Chris James 2 posted:

TMZ posted pics from the set and it looks like the theme will be the Roanoke Colony disappearance

I hope for a callback to Season 1's Croatoan moment.

10 Beers
May 21, 2005

Shit! I didn't bring a knife.

haveblue posted:

It was decent, much better than 3 or 4. Evan Peters is a national treasure.

I need to try and find a Youtube comp of just his scenes as March. Goddamn, those were good.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Chris James 2 posted:

TMZ posted pics from the set and it looks like the theme will be the Roanoke Colony disappearance

If it's a period setting, why is there a chainsaw in that one teaser?

hughesta posted:

Oh man they could do so much dumb bullshit with this

Oh, right.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




haveblue posted:

If it's a period setting, why is there a chainsaw in that one teaser?


Oh, right.

They can explore the Roanoke Colony disappearance from a modern time. Maybe someone finds out what happened to them. Maybe whatever happened to them happens again.


Storm of the Century (1999) was about the thing that destroyed Roanoke (a wizard) coming back in the modern day and endangering another small village.

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RedneckwithGuns
Mar 28, 2007

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Eagerly anticipating Lady Gaga in a pilgrim outfit and also hackneyed Native American stereotypes

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