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cat_herder

BE GAY
DO CRIME


viruses that fix up your cells and leave little mints on the nuclei

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by Cyrano4747
Jumbo sized DNA used as a ladder

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a big ol bagel! :pray: (pplease god gimme teh giant bagel))

platonicbackrub

big toads you can ride around and keep as pets and stuff

platonicbackrub

a cheerio so big it looks like a donut and you dip it in milk like cookies or have one with a coffee and you feel full for breakfast

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buttkiss posted:

a cheerio so big it looks like a donut and you dip it in milk like cookies or have one with a coffee and you feel full for breakfast

tahts nnot gmo, you dont grow a cheerio you grow wheat and make one :doh:

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well i dont know if wheat but a grain definately

platonicbackrub

alfred... posted:

well i dont know if wheat but a grain definately

yeah ok I'm sorry./ but did u ever think of a big ol cheerio or a tiny donut for that matter sounds crazy well it would be cool

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buttkiss posted:

yeah ok I'm sorry./ but did u ever think of a big ol cheerio or a tiny donut for that matter sounds crazy well it would be cool

its a good idea ill give yuo that..

platonicbackrub

yea I suppose but basically what u r saying is that big cheerios could be a reality today. what a time to be alive

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Lil Cunty posted:

bacteria that are frog sized and I can keep one in a terrarium

Lil Cunty


I'll allow it bc it is a good idea, and also bc I have no authority whatsoever to disallow it, and also because if science can grow a bunny that glows in the dark it should be able to grow a giant cheerio


ty crap

ty landy

joke_explainer


alfred... posted:

well i dont know if wheat but a grain definately

haha yeah its just grains dude... other than Cheerios Ancient Grains... if a box of that shows up at your grocery store you'd be best to make sure you aren't the one to buy it, but maybe make sure somebody else does... not somebody you care about...

Lil Cunty


an artichoke that was all the good part you can eat and none of the bullshit pokey parts


ty crap

ty landy

platonicbackrub

asparagus that makes your pee smel better

joke_explainer


buttkiss posted:

asparagus that makes your pee smel better

guy walks in to room, *sniffs* 'Dang! Whatcha cooking, smells great!!' *knowing man grins at camera like a mentos commercial*

'never buy air freshener again!'

Lil Cunty


a cow with a body temperature of 72 C so the milk comes out already pasteurized


ty crap

ty landy

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Combine all of the most dangerous types of animals to make man

Lil Cunty


sea wendigo: a larger than average cannibal brine shrimp, for when you are tired of taking care of the sea monkeys


ty crap

ty landy

bacalou


semi-transparent fruit

bacalou


'oh yah, just noshin' on this here ghost apple. it's seeds are the regrets of children who have... passed on... good in pie, tho'

Lil Cunty


imvisible calories don't count


ty crap

ty landy

bacalou


invisible fried chicken for self-conscious gluttons

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bacalou


me: doc i need to eat more i've been pooping air

doc: :jerkbag:

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