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Roargasm: Oct 21, 2010; Hate to sound sleazy
But tease me
I don't want it if it's that easy

anyone buying the New Macbook for $1300 is a retard and I'm mad that there might not ever be a retina Air

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Triglav: Jun 2, 2007; IT IS HARAAM TO SEND SMILEY FACES THROUGH THE INTERNET

the macbook is the retina air

# ? Sep 10, 2015 02:21

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

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Linux Pirate: Apr 21, 2012

Smythe posted:

lil turt

# ? Sep 10, 2015 02:27

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

Silver Alicorn posted:

ipad is hueg

# ? Sep 10, 2015 02:47

ShadowHawk: Jun 25, 2000; CERTIFIED PRE OWNED TESLA OWNER

So were "professional" tablet users actually demanding much larger ones?

# ? Sep 10, 2015 02:56

PleasureKevin: Jan 2, 2011

Roargasm posted:

anyone buying the New Macbook for $1300 is a retard and I'm mad that there might not ever be a retina Air

what exactly would a retina air have that a retina macbook doesn't. just the word "air". also $1300 is much much cheaper than the original Air was.

angry_keebler posted:

yeah, maybe at 699 with keyboard and stylus

yeah a device in the MS Surface category that's $250 cheaper, OK

# ? Sep 10, 2015 02:59

PleasureKevin: Jan 2, 2011

ShadowHawk posted:

So were "professional" tablet users actually demanding much larger ones?

yes just like people demanded an iPod with touch wheel and the removal of floppies from Macs.

but honestly i said i wanted a larger iPad with Wacom-grade pen on yospos many times

# ? Sep 10, 2015 03:02

SO DEMANDING: Dec 27, 2003

jony ive aces posted:

your old sig was better

# ? Sep 10, 2015 03:04

Fabricated: Apr 9, 2007; Living the Dream

i thought the idea of a bigger ipad with a stylus was a great joke and they did it

also stymie was right again and it was hosed up

# ? Sep 10, 2015 03:10

Triglav: Jun 2, 2007; IT IS HARAAM TO SEND SMILEY FACES THROUGH THE INTERNET

if tim blesses the next ipad mini revision with the ability to use the apple pencil, i'll upgrade my original ipad mini

# ? Sep 10, 2015 03:15

Papes: Apr 13, 2010; There's always something at the bottom of the bag.

is the new Apple TV good or bad?

# ? Sep 10, 2015 03:15

Triglav: Jun 2, 2007; IT IS HARAAM TO SEND SMILEY FACES THROUGH THE INTERNET

it's not future proofed for 4k so it's just good instead of ground breaking

# ? Sep 10, 2015 03:16

pram: Jun 10, 2001

i give it three stebes and four timbes

# ? Sep 10, 2015 03:16

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

SO DEMANDING posted:

your old sig was better

# ? Sep 10, 2015 03:37

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

Smythe posted:

# ? Sep 10, 2015 03:40

BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

kevin i would like to take this post to say that the amount of pleasure that i have derived from your posting has sharply gone down these past few weeks

# ? Sep 10, 2015 04:11

pram: Jun 10, 2001

kevins behavior has become more sinister and disturbing as time goes on.. he started as some retarded gimmick, and now hes like penning the final pages in his manifesto

# ? Sep 10, 2015 04:15

BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3740742

kevin

# ? Sep 10, 2015 04:19

angry_keebler: Jul 16, 2006; In His presence the mountains quake and the hills melt away; the earth trembles and its people are destroyed. Who can stand before His fierce anger?

PleasureKevin posted:

yeah a device in the MS Surface category that's $250 cheaper, OK

it's almost like the convertable is a stupid idea that doesn't have any reasonable niche in the market so you either get janky $300 garbage or a compromised laptop replacement that barely works but it only costs $100 more than the best laptop on the market

# ? Sep 10, 2015 04:51

theflyingexecutive: Apr 22, 2007

id kinda like it if they dropped prices on the air 2 to apologize for not having an air 3

# ? Sep 10, 2015 07:09

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObJV_PITRjA

# ? Sep 10, 2015 07:25

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

Smythe posted:

lmao look how terrible it looks in apple's 1990s bonzai buddy style

# ? Sep 10, 2015 07:39

BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

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Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

jony ive aces posted:

lmao look how terrible it looks in apple's 1990s bonzai buddy style

lol

# ? Sep 10, 2015 09:04

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

is that real. is that what the cool turtle looks like

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Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

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jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

idk i don't use crapple products (lol) but according to http://emojipedia.org/turtle/ it is

smh @ that sarnsung one, they had free reign to use the cool turt but went with something almost as bad as apple's instead

# ? Sep 10, 2015 10:23

pram: Jun 10, 2001

jony ive aces posted:

lmao look how terrible it looks in apple's 1990s bonzai buddy style

yeah the apple emotes are badde

# ? Sep 10, 2015 15:08

Baxate: Feb 1, 2011

jony ive aces posted:

idk i don't use crapple products (lol) but according to http://emojipedia.org/turtle/ it is

smh @ that sarnsung one, they had free reign to use the cool turt but went with something almost as bad as apple's instead

cool i learned that iOS 9.1 is adding the middle finger emoji.

thanks, tim.

# ? Sep 10, 2015 15:17

maniacdevnull: Apr 18, 2007; FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

🐢

# ? Sep 10, 2015 16:12

maniacdevnull: Apr 18, 2007; FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

lookit that lil guy

# ? Sep 10, 2015 16:13

maniacdevnull: Apr 18, 2007; FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

If that doesn't convince you to buy a nexus 5 then brother I don't know what to tell ya

# ? Sep 10, 2015 16:13

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

i remember a little turtle that i drew things on the screen with using basic back on an apple iig in 2nd grade.

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graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

Mr. Nice! posted:

i remember a little turtle that i drew things on the screen with using basic back on an apple iig in 2nd grade.

logo megaowned

# ? Sep 10, 2015 16:53

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

graph posted:

logo megaowned

that was it and yes.

# ? Sep 10, 2015 17:14

url: Apr 23, 2007; internet gnuru

Skylake based surface pro 4, .....

Lol at apple mediocrity finally being widely recognized

# ? Sep 10, 2015 17:24

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

url posted:

Skylake based surface pro 4, .....

not even, it runs iOS. it's the surface rt, not the pro

# ? Sep 10, 2015 17:38

brap: Aug 23, 2004; Grimey Drawer

the difference is it's not mashing a desktop OS into a tablet and there's already a huge selection of apps that run great available for it.

gently caress, I'm pretty indifferent to the apple announcements at best. doesn't the 6s start at 16gb? that is loving ridiculous

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pram: Jun 10, 2001

url posted:

Skylake based surface pro 4, .....

Lol at apple mediocrity finally being widely recognized

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