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Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

im allergic to cats, but even worse are homes that smell of cat piss are gross and most ppl dont even notice this. plus the sandbox full of dried up turds in the living room. yeah sry no thanks

# ? Sep 12, 2015 04:21

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 01:25

raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

I had a gf who did the right thing and kept her bird murdering device inside the apartment and sometimes that thing would go take a poo poo in its poo poo igloo and holy loving lord the stench. I don't know what was wrong with that loving thing (well, I mean, other than having one tooth and a limp and being diabetic to the point where you had to give it a shot before it ate every time and also being a really unpleasant and annoying cat even as far as cats go) but I've had at least one three-cheeseburgers-and-eighteen-beers poo poo that smelled better than what that cat did.

# ? Sep 12, 2015 04:24

Zippy the Bummer: Dec 14, 2008; Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

Fonzarelli posted:

you can't just talk about barns and barn cats and stuff and act like you live the normal human experience bro

that's fair i guess

well when i was a kid and lived in cities we had one cat and one dog, both were cool

Micah was the cat and Busy was the dog, i remember when Micah died we buried her in the flower garden and my mom put a small angel statue on her grave, Busy spent weeks afterword lingering around that spot and sleeping near it, we bought them as a kitten/puppy at the same time so they grew up together, the cat's passing affected the dog deeply

when Busy died we were with him, he'd had a bit of arthritis and some trouble with incontinence but nothing that indicated he was at death's door so we hadn't put him down, he seemed his normal happy self. he was sleeping peacefully in front of the fire and i was sitting next to him reading a book, when he suddenly woke up and starting shuddering and softly whining

my mom and i both instinctively knew what was happening and we knelt next to him and said "Busy, we're here, its ok" and petted him and a few moments later he was dead. we buried him next to Micah.

that was many years ago and obviously i dont live at that house anymore, i often wonder if the new owners disturbed their graves, i hope they haven't, that would piss me off, but i don't know what else we could have done, buried them in the woods somewhere i guess, but it seemed best they be buried where they lived

# ? Sep 12, 2015 04:25

Zippy the Bummer: Dec 14, 2008; Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

Zippy the Bummer posted:

that's fair i guess

well when i was a kid and lived in cities we had one cat and one dog, both were cool

Micah was the cat and Busy was the dog, i remember when Micah died we buried her in the flower garden and my mom put a small angel statue on her grave, Busy spent weeks afterword lingering around that spot and sleeping near it, we bought them as a kitten/puppy at the same time so they grew up together, the cat's passing affected the dog deeply

when Busy died we were with him, he'd had a bit of arthritis and some trouble with incontinence but nothing that indicated he was at death's door so we hadn't put him down, he seemed his normal happy self. he was sleeping peacefully in front of the fire and i was sitting next to him reading a book, when he suddenly woke up and starting shuddering and softly whining

my mom and i both instinctively knew what was happening and we knelt next to him and said "Busy, we're here, its ok" and petted him and a few moments later he was dead. we buried him next to Micah.

that was many years ago and obviously i dont live at that house anymore, i often wonder if the new owners disturbed their graves, i hope they haven't, that would piss me off, but i don't know what else we could have done, buried them in the woods somewhere i guess, but it seemed best they be buried where they lived

shut up fag

# ? Sep 12, 2015 04:30

Matey: Mar 28, 2008; eat food

Zippy the Bummer posted:

shut up fag

# ? Sep 12, 2015 04:31

The Whole Internet: May 26, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEmEN8PFsgI

# ? Sep 12, 2015 04:37

raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

My dad had a Siamese when he was a kid that would ring the doorbell to get into the house. I have never seen a cat do anything even approaching that in the coolness department, but many cats have matched that one in their ability to be annoying.

# ? Sep 12, 2015 04:44

raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

http://i.imgur.com/EQ5sLn7.gifv

# ? Sep 12, 2015 04:46

A SWEATY FATBEARD: Oct 6, 2012; GAY 4 ORGANS

I'm a fan of Moo, an incredibly cute tuxedo kitty from Japan. She likes baths!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NS24QnWNR6o

Oh and cat stampedes are both hilarious and terrifying at the same time:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5FVPR-VUyA

# ? Sep 12, 2015 05:15

Secks Cauldron: Aug 26, 2006; I thought they closed that place down!

Mariana Horchata posted:

im allergic to cats, but even worse are homes that smell of cat piss are gross and most ppl dont even notice this. plus the sandbox full of dried up turds in the living room. yeah sry no thanks

Would you eat this cake? It's a real cake, honest.

# ? Sep 12, 2015 05:32

EXTREME INSERTION: Jun 4, 2011; by LadyAmbien

Dogs love to eat cat poop. The cats like to steal the dogs food and toys. It's a symbiotic relationship.

# ? Sep 12, 2015 05:42

proof of concept: Mar 6, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZF5S5ko8dc

good dogs

# ? Sep 12, 2015 06:18

Matey: Mar 28, 2008; eat food

# ? Sep 12, 2015 06:19

Matey: Mar 28, 2008; eat food

# ? Sep 12, 2015 06:20

Matey: Mar 28, 2008; eat food

YEAH I THINK PORKCHOP WINS OK???

# ? Sep 12, 2015 06:21

proof of concept: Mar 6, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

dogs loving own
cats are sometimes alright

# ? Sep 12, 2015 06:23

proof of concept: Mar 6, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

miniature schnauzers are a really good kind of dog to get according to me and also according to Bruce Lee

# ? Sep 12, 2015 06:24

Michael Bayleaf: Jun 4, 2006; Tortured By Flan

even though psyopsmonkey is subhuman filth I agree with this. Cats turn into the best animals when they're in loving, low stress environments

# ? Sep 12, 2015 06:29

Michael Bayleaf: Jun 4, 2006; Tortured By Flan

that said, I still plan on eventually tracking down psyopmonkey and torturing it for as long as I can stand it

# ? Sep 12, 2015 06:30

proof of concept: Mar 6, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

Lord Binky posted:

that said, I still plan on eventually tracking down psyopmonkey and torturing it for as long as I can stand it

why?

# ? Sep 12, 2015 06:31

F Stop Fitzgerald: Dec 12, 2010

Lord Binky posted:

that said, I still plan on eventually tracking down psyopmonkey and torturing it for as long as I can stand it

ur a jerk

# ? Sep 12, 2015 07:21

old bean factory: Nov 18, 2006; Will ya close the fucking doors?!

Lord Binky posted:

that said, I still plan on eventually tracking down psyopmonkey and torturing it for as long as I can stand it

That's rude.

# ? Sep 12, 2015 07:26

Hobohemian: Sep 30, 2005; by XyloJW

Cat people are shut in weirdos that freak out at the idea that maybe you should let the cat outside so it's not stuck in your miserable lovely apartment with you all day like a lame version of Misery.

Dogs get you out of the house at the very least and can actually provide something in their relationship with humans.

# ? Sep 12, 2015 07:42

raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

You should keep your cat inside though because all it does if you let it out is murder birds.

# ? Sep 12, 2015 07:45

Hobohemian: Sep 30, 2005; by XyloJW

Sheep-Goats posted:

You should keep your cat inside though because all it does if you let it out is murder birds.

gently caress birds. Adapt or die out. It's nature bitch.

# ? Sep 12, 2015 07:47

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Everyone should love cats and dogs because they love each other.

And then you can make cute gifs and make people waste hours of their time while you rob banks or something.

# ? Sep 12, 2015 08:41

proof of concept: Mar 6, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ym0rxisOpw
lets see your dumb cat do that

# ? Sep 12, 2015 08:51

Al Borland: Oct 29, 2006; by XyloJW

You also think cutting your dick off is good.

# ? Sep 12, 2015 09:50

Binary Badger: Oct 11, 2005; Trolling Link for a decade

Robbie Fowler posted:

Cats are loving deliquents though, they give you nothing but expect everything from you.

Least dogs will chill with you, are happy to see you when you get home, have a decent chance of protecting you etc.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-KJvwIkPFs

See this cat? Saved the kid from getting mauled horribly. Dive bombs the mad dog, chases it away, then runs back to check on the kid. I'd say he was decently protected.

# ? Sep 12, 2015 16:58

raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Exception to the rule.

Nobody buys a guard cat or a seeing eye cat.

# ? Sep 12, 2015 17:03

communism bitch: Apr 24, 2009

A seeing eye cat would deliberately make you fall down the stairs so it can eat your face + limbs over a period of days while you lay there paralysed and slowly dying of thirst, shock, and bloodloss.

# ? Sep 12, 2015 17:06

Windows 98: Nov 13, 2005; HTTP 400: Bad post

Knew this was a psyopmonkey thread before even looking

# ? Sep 12, 2015 17:07

communism bitch: Apr 24, 2009

# ? Sep 12, 2015 20:36

Rickycat: Nov 26, 2007; by Lowtax

dogs aint got poo poo on cats

# ? Sep 12, 2015 20:46

communism bitch: Apr 24, 2009

Rickycat posted:

lmao this little dickhead

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# ? Sep 12, 2015 20:48

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

Zippy the Bummer posted:

that's fair i guess

well when i was a kid and lived in cities we had one cat and one dog, both were cool

Micah was the cat and Busy was the dog, i remember when Micah died we buried her in the flower garden and my mom put a small angel statue on her grave, Busy spent weeks afterword lingering around that spot and sleeping near it, we bought them as a kitten/puppy at the same time so they grew up together, the cat's passing affected the dog deeply

when Busy died we were with him, he'd had a bit of arthritis and some trouble with incontinence but nothing that indicated he was at death's door so we hadn't put him down, he seemed his normal happy self. he was sleeping peacefully in front of the fire and i was sitting next to him reading a book, when he suddenly woke up and starting shuddering and softly whining

my mom and i both instinctively knew what was happening and we knelt next to him and said "Busy, we're here, its ok" and petted him and a few moments later he was dead. we buried him next to Micah.

that was many years ago and obviously i dont live at that house anymore, i often wonder if the new owners disturbed their graves, i hope they haven't, that would piss me off, but i don't know what else we could have done, buried them in the woods somewhere i guess, but it seemed best they be buried where they lived