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imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


I want to be master blaster

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imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Can I be that deformed midget that looks in the telescope in the city then?

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Nux's 2 tumours should be a masonry

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


I'm larry you can be barry though

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Hey y'all how it be. I'm that wierd midget dude looking through the scope

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


sam you didn't reply in scum doc, but you going to give us fakeclaims?

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


ty i'll recheck it

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Lumpen posted:

Welcome, new players! Our community overlord, the great and powerful EccoRaven, has decreed that I must instruct you in the Ways of Mafia. Please memorize the following, so that you can win at Mafia:

Lumpen's Infallible Scumtellidex
That Reveals Scums Every Time
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
  • lurking
  • lying
  • OMGUS (voting someone just because they voted you)
  • excusing oneself from the thread "I won't be here for X time I have to X"
  • excusing oneself from deadline "I won't be here for deadline so I might as well ##vote: XXX"
  • mysteriously not being around for deadline without explanation
  • awkwardly defending people
  • emptyposting irrelevant content or general mafia tips
  • rephrasing the ideas of others without crediting them or adding anything
  • asking questions of players rather than putting forth opinions
  • hedging by arguing for both sides of an issue
  • reluctance to give concrete suspicions
  • linguistic slipups
  • overdefensiveness
  • overemotionality/flailing
  • sucking up
  • voting on someone who's a non-viable lynch close to deadline
  • ending the day with no vote
  • promising "more later" about something and then never getting back to it
  • self-imposed gimmicky post restrictions
  • third or fourth vote on a d1 bandwagon
  • hammering, in some cases (depending on timing, but especially if it cuts off a claim opportunity)

Now you're well equipped to catch Scum or... if you had the misfortune to be assigned a Scum role, to know what to try not doing so you can avoid being caught, or what you can try to avoid doing to not be accidentally mistaken for Scum, if you're Town.

Sincerely,
:lumpen:

more on this later

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


hey yall unlimited vig here, who wants some first

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Lumpen posted:

Awesome, you've done your part anyway.

imgay, let's Content Game!
imgay, if you could give out three dayvigs right now in this game, who would you trust to give them to? You can say why or not, it's up to you. Please play, it is very good to play and keep the game going.

hiip, ernie, arity

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Lets play the content game Apostate, last game I played with you, you were immediately vigged early day 1. If someone vigged you right now how would you feel?

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Lumpen, if you had to get cuckolded by 3 posters here, who would they be?

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Rarity, which 2 people would you want to see as the 2 new white cast members of Empire

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


I wonder why some of the most loud players are being considered scum when it usually ends up being the least vocal ones in the end.

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Sick 90 posts, im gonna assume most of it is about voting lumpen though, which is pretty null cause every game I've played with lumpen the people want him dead

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Prob Kash or TMM, i think they are both aggressively cautious players that will yield some decent content after a flip. if you flip lumpen its gonna be like digging around a garbage dump for anything useful

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


TMM and Kash are the kind of scum that would kill me n1, so your pressure on my seems scummy. I'm not voting because I haven't actually read those 90 or so posts I skipped over

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Holy poo poo, what a wierd deflection, I'm not even pushing you hard. You shouldn't jump on that baity bait so quick there bucko.

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


How is my position inconstant. It's not like I'm tunneling you or anything. I'm probably the strongest watch target day 1, i just mentioned how you and similiar players scum game would be to kill players like me day 1 though.

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


I feel I am unable to answer any of your questions because I have recently learned I am unqualified to think if you are scum or not.

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


What a glorious day

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


After I finish my homework

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Read a bit, besides all the lumpen talk which didn't amount to much in my opinion, TMM's hedging really irked me, so ##vote TMM

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Lumpys the best

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


M9ooooooooooooooodsssss!n!! Kill him he did somethibg

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


##vote Kashuno for not tasting Valhalla.

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


TMMadman posted:

OK, my guess for scum team is now imgay, ernie and Rarity. Would vote any of them today, already voting ernie.

Imgay and his vote for Kash is opportunistic as hell.

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


A cop seems likely with the miller flip, ##vote hiip

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Enjoy Valhalla Hiip

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


I think I glazed over it, but whats the smoking gun on opop?

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Lumpen posted:

These are the two post in which apostateCourier makes some alignment calls on D1. No mention of HiipFire.
Apostate, given that you posted reads, why "roll dice" rather than investigate TMM or imgay?

Would you vote imgay now? Why or why not?

Why are you hedging me lumpen?

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Lumpen posted:



Imgay how do you feel about voting Opopanax or ApostateCourier? You already piped up in Opop's defense.
Who do you think is Scum and why? Haven't seen reads from you this game.

I think 1-shot cop pretty weak claim unless they claiming joat, but its wierd since this is supposed to be a more vanillaish game. I've never defended opop, i just didn't read anything said by you guys voting him why he was so votey.

I think fv or lumpen scum and lowell or corazon scum. it just seems the way my gut is rolling.

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


im the strongest player in this game, you can only oogle to obtain my greatness

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


I'm the strongest town player in the game though

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


I should be protected at night

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


I have a smoking gun to prove I'm town.

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


I'm max

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


I'm a cop. Not a 1shot either

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


I copped rarity last night, they are town or Joe, unless my target got bussed. I copped ernie n1

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imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Lol cham you should reread

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