| what would happen if batman fought ikea founder, ingvar kamprad, and won. followed by the death of mr kamprad himself | |
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Sep 14, 2015 04:01
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Batman doesn't kill.
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Sep 14, 2015 04:06
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Miss Psychosis posted:Batman doesn't kill.
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Sep 14, 2015 04:08
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| but what if he did, even by accident | |
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Sep 14, 2015 04:15
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i'm not sure
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Sep 14, 2015 04:16
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alfred... posted:but what if he did, even by accident He wouldn't do that Alfred. He's Batman.
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Sep 14, 2015 04:18
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| ok.. but what if ingvar kamprad killed batman.. | |
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Sep 14, 2015 04:22
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| thats right..the ole switcheroo | |
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Sep 14, 2015 04:23
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Batman is the owner of IKEA already |
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Sep 14, 2015 04:23
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I don't think someone so honourable as to run IKEA would kill Batman. Batmans a hero.
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Sep 14, 2015 04:23
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| hmmm.. what if.. it was batman vs superman.. but they were shopping at ikea instead of fighting.... | |
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Sep 14, 2015 04:26
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They'd make a beautiful couple.
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Sep 14, 2015 04:26
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| they both want the best deals.. and they are using their superhero abilities to get them | |
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Sep 14, 2015 04:27
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They kiss passionately before deciding on the right plates to buy for Thanksgiving with family.
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Sep 14, 2015 04:27
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Miss Psychosis posted:They'd make a beautiful couple. yes i think so too |
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Sep 14, 2015 04:28
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Batman: These are Pyrex. Superman: I can melt those. Batman: These are China. Superman: Enemies of mine. Batman: You're so hard to shop for babe.
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Sep 14, 2015 04:31
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Miss Psychosis posted:Batman: These are Pyrex.
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Sep 14, 2015 04:32
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what if ingvar gave batman and superman some meatballs
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Sep 14, 2015 04:32
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batman and superman: these are delicious ingvar: just like the ones eating them superman: thanks for not making a ball joke batman: oh we should invite him for dinner. we're making canapes
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Sep 14, 2015 04:33
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bacalou posted:batman and superman: these are delicious
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Sep 14, 2015 04:34
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batman and superman will use any excuse to go 'hog-wild' (superman's word for it) on tapas for dinner
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Sep 14, 2015 04:35
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imagine what sort of tapas you could have when you are part of a power couple involving a billionaire and a man who can fly anywhere on earth in under a minute
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Sep 14, 2015 04:36
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Batman: Let's go to spain. Superman: Sure hon. Just hold tight and we'll take off.
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Sep 14, 2015 04:36
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i'm not even gay and i am attracted to the idea of the exotic and luxurious tapas with batman, superman, and ingvar kamprad, founder of ikea
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Sep 14, 2015 04:37
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bacalou posted:i'm not even gay and i am attracted to the idea of the exotic and luxurious tapas with batman, superman, and ingvar kamprad, founder of ikea
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Sep 14, 2015 04:37
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i wonder if superman's diet affects his powers like if he convinces batman to go to heart attack grill and batman is all god THERE ARE NO VEGAN OPTIONS
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Sep 14, 2015 04:39
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bacalou posted:i'm not even gay and i am attracted to the idea of the exotic and luxurious tapas with batman, superman, and ingvar kamprad, founder of ikea if only... |
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Sep 14, 2015 04:39
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humblebrag as a social phenomenon ceases to exist in 2015 when a pizza delivery boy from manhattan instagrams a series of pictures from his spontaneous invitation to a private party comprising of batman, superman, and ingvar kamprad to which he delivered pizza. two weeks later, extensive study of the photographs reveals batman's extensive collection in the walk-in shower and he is branded as a size queen. rumors about superman's girth increase exponentially along with ikea's stockprice
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Sep 14, 2015 04:43
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Batman: I just wish you consider my feelings for once. Ingvar: Maybe I should leave.... Superman: No. Stay. I want Batman to say this in front of someone, maybe he'll think about his words for once, and how much they hurt.
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Sep 14, 2015 04:44
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Alfred I would think you would be more gracious to batman for employing you for all these years
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Sep 14, 2015 04:46
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| batman and superman laughing together as they try to pronounce the names of ikea products. they are a cultured couple. | |
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Sep 14, 2015 04:46
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Miss Psychosis posted:Batman: I just wish you consider my feelings for once. |
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Sep 16, 2015 17:27
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Miss Psychosis posted:Batman: These are Pyrex. |
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Sep 16, 2015 17:52
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batman kills all the time
paul_soccer12 posted:everyone in the idf must die |
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Sep 16, 2015 17:57
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Superman: My God, Batman! Why!?!? Archer: What the gently caress am I doing in this skit? Batman: I had to do it! I had to see if I could! Archer: Jesus Christ, how the hell did you fit everything in there so perfectly? Not even Woodhouse could pack a suitcase like that! Wonder Woman: Wow, what's your secret Bru- I mean, BAT Man? Ingvar fits perfectly in that luggage! Superman: So no one else finds this kinda... hosed up?!?! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Sep 16, 2015 18:04
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batman keeps trying to use to grappling hook to do cool swings & acrobatics around the ikea office but all the furniture breaks on contact
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Sep 16, 2015 18:12
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alfred... posted:but what if he did, even by accident batman doesnt make mistakes.. u should know ur his butler ---------------- |
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Sep 16, 2015 18:19
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Batman drags Superman to the IKEA to pick out new table and glassware. Batman carefully inspects a water pitcher simulating a Klein bottle. Superman taps his foot fast and strong enough to be heard from the second story. He flew them all the way to IKEA headquarters to consult with ingvar. for this. bottles. "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, Bruce. it doesn't take me ten minutes to look at a plate that is totally flat and square." Batman smirks, he's the brains in this duo. "I'm well aware of your speed, babe." fuming, Superman uses his Super Mutter power. "I could reduce you to ash, you know. In an instant. But I love you so much..." ---------------- |
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Sep 16, 2015 18:33
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Qwerinty posted:Batman drags Superman to the IKEA to pick out new table and glassware. Batman carefully inspects a water pitcher simulating a Klein bottle. Superman taps his foot fast and strong enough to be heard from the second story. He flew them all the way to IKEA headquarters to consult with ingvar. for this. bottles. "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, Bruce. it doesn't take me ten minutes to look at a plate that is totally flat and square." |
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Sep 16, 2015 18:52
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Qwerinty posted:Batman drags Superman to the IKEA to pick out new table and glassware. Batman carefully inspects a water pitcher simulating a Klein bottle. Superman taps his foot fast and strong enough to be heard from the second story. He flew them all the way to IKEA headquarters to consult with ingvar. for this. bottles. "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, Bruce. it doesn't take me ten minutes to look at a plate that is totally flat and square." |
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Sep 16, 2015 21:47
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