what if batman killed this guy i just made up, Ingmar Krump

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devil

life makes death necessary, but does death make life necessary? if someone never really existed, can they die? does the act of their death make it so they in fact lived? if batman gave Ingmar Krump death, does that also mean he gave him life?

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# ? Sep 14, 2015 04:54

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 06:16

dumb crambo: Can't post for 3 years!

i think its an iteresting prospect, definately

# ? Sep 14, 2015 04:56

Miss Psychosis

David dont make me call your mother.

# ? Sep 14, 2015 05:02

smoobles

probated for asking what we were all thinking... what a sad state byob is in

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# ? Sep 14, 2015 07:45

Ace of Baes

*pulls out katana*
these iks must be stopped

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# ? Sep 14, 2015 08:26

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dave. posted:

life makes death necessary, but does death make life necessary? if someone never really existed, can they die? does the act of their death make it so they in fact lived? if batman gave Ingmar Krump death, does that also mean he gave him life?

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# ? Sep 14, 2015 08:57

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

Ace of Baes posted:

*pulls out katana*
these iks must be stopped

You have my wooden spoon

and yes to the OP. Life begins at Inception, even if they are written to die.

# ? Sep 15, 2015 00:55

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

i'm dead

# ? Sep 16, 2015 05:42

GEExCEE

Dave...

# ? Sep 16, 2015 15:14

El Spider

Batman: I'm gonig to kill this fictional character made up by a guy on the inernet
me: You bastard :chloe:

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# ? Sep 16, 2015 15:39

GEExCEE

Ingmar Krump Did Nothing Wrong

# ? Sep 16, 2015 15:59

alnilam

El Spider posted:

Batman: I'm gonig to kill this fictional character made up by a guy on the inernet
me: You bastard

# ? Sep 16, 2015 16:44

circ dick soleil: by zen death robot

dave. posted:

life makes death necessary, but does death make life necessary? if someone never really existed, can they die? does the act of their death make it so they in fact lived? if batman gave Ingmar Krump death, does that also mean he gave him life?

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woah..

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# ? Sep 16, 2015 18:18

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

Ingmar Krump: The Man, The Myth, The Legend. BUT-is he real??

# ? Sep 16, 2015 21:18

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

hey fellas so have I got some news here for you-NEWS FLASH!! Ingmar Krump is real, he really chewed me out real good the other day following me out of the Whole Foods parking garage, very irate that I was using their parking garage despite not shopping there that day, which I thought was especially uncalled for because he does not even work there, or heck I can't imagine he works anywhere! real sick grumpy bastard, wouldn't be too sad if batman killed him tbh. or gave him rly aggressive anger management therapy

# ? Sep 17, 2015 00:10

Ralp: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

This thread title is enduringly funny to me :newlol:

The thread itself is downhill from there though.

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# ? Sep 17, 2015 15:27

devil

Ralp posted:

This thread title is enduringly funny to me The thread itself is downhill from there though.

can me and alfred be iks next

# ? Sep 18, 2015 05:44

Ralp: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

dave. posted:

can me and alfred be iks next

Yes, if I am told to do that by the person who makes that decision.

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# ? Sep 18, 2015 06:35

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

Ralp posted:

Yes, if I am told to do that by the person who makes that decision.

not this month

# ? Sep 18, 2015 06:41

alnilam

ChairmanMeow posted:

not this month

Please don't blow the cover on our shadow government

# ? Sep 18, 2015 07:35

Bwee

Ingmar Krump

# ? Sep 19, 2015 23:28

smoobles

Bwee posted:

Ingmar Krump

Ingmar Krump 2: The Krumps

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# ? Sep 19, 2015 23:35

GEExCEE

Who Killed Ingmar Krump?

# ? Sep 20, 2015 00:50

smoobles

GEExCEE posted:

Who Killed Ingmar Krump?

some say it was a bat. others a man. perhaps we will never know.

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# ? Sep 20, 2015 00:56

bong: by Shine

actually, it's ingmar krump's monster. common mistake.

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# ? Sep 21, 2015 02:58

Spandex Bonerlord

The corpse of Ingmar Krump has a dotted chalk line where it was with a big question mark in the middle

Somebody fucked around with this message at 02:02 on Sep 22, 2015

# ? Sep 22, 2015 01:41

Spandex Bonerlord

why isn't there any blood? why can't the cause of death be determined? why is the corpse of Ingmar Krump breathing, moving around, and generally acting in every respect like it is alive? batman committed the perfect murder and we'll never figure it out

Somebody fucked around with this message at 02:04 on Sep 22, 2015

# ? Sep 22, 2015 01:44