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Hell yes ground floor on a Hermit Skull thread. Will post after ir ead up. E: From what I remember of the series while there are four PLAYABLE races there are plenty of other races we may encounter along the way. The worst of which was a crab empire that was basically like fascists in space. God help us if we dont go in with a friggin death laser on our ship. I say: 1. We get a devastating laser weapon for upgrades 2. We get a bunch of caimains that are dumber than us but fearfully loyal so we have absolute authority. 3. and for personal we take our coveted collection of erotic skink and gecko interspecial scat porn. Which disgusts every other established civilized race but we get giddy joy from. Al Borland fucked around with this message at 11:24 on Sep 16, 2015 |
# ¿ Sep 16, 2015 11:00 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 10:00 |
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Applewhite posted:For shields I change my vote to whomever has the highest cowardice score in the deck. yeah thats way better than the dippy bird. Dippy bird is clearly meant to be on the weapons fire buttom.
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2015 12:02 |
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how much space credits do we start with? It might be wise to hire a space pole guide.
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2015 02:40 |
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I suspect ironjaw is dead and a hivemind of skinks or geckos impersonating him in a weekend at Bernies fashion.
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2015 03:10 |
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Gilganixon posted:The ship is a self-contained economy which can print its own money, but there's no galactic currency. Well if we ever meet the space poles I hope we can barter with them. They are a fine race to get out of some tricky situations. Also I'm all for the caiman katana.
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2015 09:27 |
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First Command: Everyone make a tribute.avi video to upload to the galactic net of the homeworld being destroyed. Encourage them by leading the way with a classic one to Crocco Hill music and sound effets. Gotta raise morale then of course port. KRLDUS Hogge Wild posted:If we're going to encounter 10' Space Poles we may also need a Polelarity Reverser. Thank you for the good laugh. ANd yes if we encounter 10' space poles we'll definitely need it. Al Borland fucked around with this message at 07:23 on Sep 18, 2015 |
# ¿ Sep 18, 2015 07:04 |
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E: double post. But I suspect that Hadlus or whatever is a trap by the president cause he doesnt want us around gently caress him lets go off and PARTAYYY.
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2015 07:22 |
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Gridlocked posted:Hey guys ARMADA is coming. Pay us RICHES and we will take you with us to safety. Don't be hasty they could double as backup food.
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2015 06:08 |
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Ponderous Saxon posted:They seem like a scrappy enough bunch - how about trying to kidnap an army of CHILD SOLDIERS? It might be good to have some cannon fodder. Land and take their children, to raise as soldiers who worship you as gods and glady die in battle to go to "Crochalla.". The non children shall be taken as foodstock. Scan the planet for anything of value after you eat the president on live radio broadcast.
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2015 04:43 |
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drat horror queefs posted:They look like a race of plant people or something and are probably stringy and tasteless. Not even worth eating. Hey now their children can see be used as suicidal soldiers, and vegetables go good in a soup. We just need to find some meaty races to eat.
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2015 07:52 |
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Dogstoyevsky posted:No way man, we don't want to manage a for-real boots-on-the-ground occupation. That'll take years and our crew is obviously less competent than the Bush administration. this isn't boots on the ground. This is a smash n grab. We grab a bunch of kids and children, the adults we eat and take along like cattle. We grab anything valuable we see and we leave everything burning in flames.
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2015 10:43 |
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Applewhite posted:You know what we should really loot? toilet paper. Our home planwet was blown up so we won't be getting any more from there. Better load up while we can. The creatures of the next planet might wipe their asses with leaves for all we know. Then we'll really be in a pickle. What makes better food than self replenishing sources? Grab some slavees
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# ¿ Sep 21, 2015 07:07 |
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Xelkelvos posted:Slaves tends to do that whole uprising thing and oppressed species tend to be stringy. Pick up the most delicious looking Erotic Fauna they have. We've been over this. You take the children and indoctrinate them like they did in Madmax tell them by dying for the cause they go to Crochalla. WITNESSSSSS they'll scream ash they fly a one manned missile into our enemies.
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# ¿ Sep 21, 2015 07:51 |
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Obscil posted:Slaves and the coffee press. For those late space night runs. Ponderous Saxon posted:Slaves for our corps of spice-tripping shock-troops. Or we can eat them. Both we'll breed them like cattle. Bulls for battle and cows for fodder.
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# ¿ Sep 21, 2015 14:51 |
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IDK why you guys want to destroy the planet so bad. Just carve a middle finger flipping people off into it so when the other aliens arrive they are immediately owned.
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# ¿ Sep 21, 2015 23:53 |
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Gilganixon posted:Update: refuel, get the kit, and replay the footage of the planet blowing up over and over for our fine food source. Fear tastes best. ALso I think we need to get rid of chubbs, perhaps eat him too? E: Is that sunglasses bit a reference to they live? Al Borland fucked around with this message at 02:44 on Sep 22, 2015 |
# ¿ Sep 22, 2015 02:40 |
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Honestly we should just make a straight path for the Human space federation and inform them of the threat that is comin this way. So they can blast the living poo poo out of it. Let's be honest from what I remember about the humans is they're religious zealots armed to the teeth with guns. As long as we praise whatever space jesus they worship and tell them the other guys are space islamists we'll be okay.
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# ¿ Sep 22, 2015 05:19 |
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fancy sauces posted:replace chubbs with two haldian slaves in a trenchcoat I think we should just replace chubbs with a skink. Odds are they're more competent.
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# ¿ Sep 22, 2015 08:15 |
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Elukka posted:Skinks aren't allowed to take officer positions on Caiman ships but I think there was some way to do the trench coat thing with skinks and fool the caimans into thinking it's one of them? We just have him pay a visit to the shut in guy. Who I am convinced is dead and being puppeted around by skinks.
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# ¿ Sep 22, 2015 09:41 |
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comedyblissoption posted:Summon Ironjaw. Also how could you guys not go to Deneb? We should be running towards the humans and making these aliens their problems too.
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# ¿ Sep 23, 2015 00:18 |
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Elukka posted:Option 2 - We need to get rid of Genghis Rex, the crapulent bastard.
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# ¿ Sep 23, 2015 13:23 |
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I vote for random as a gently caress you to all the name dropping dickmongers.
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# ¿ Sep 23, 2015 16:43 |
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We gotta get these robots on our side. I say we band together cause gently caress we're being chased by dickholes. At the very least we can shoot their engines later and leave them crippled behind as we jump for the alien's chasing us to fight.
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2015 20:39 |
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Applewhite posted:Is Dippy Bird okay? Not if I have my vote
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2015 01:53 |
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I'm pretty sure our current valet is immune to acts of rage involving comm checks as he'll hop in pew's mouth and make it look like it is Pew trying to communicate.
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2015 04:20 |
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we should fight them through a dance off.
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2015 10:35 |
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EvilTaytoMan posted:Dance Off Set to: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xw0EozkBWuI Or: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYKupOsaJmk
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2015 18:54 |
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Wrongway, Benedict, Chubbs, and the Valet. Bob is too big to dance.
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2015 07:02 |
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Gilganixon posted:Like all professional gamebook LPers, I carefully disassemble the books by unbinding them, and I mount the pages on black card for scanning. I am not up to anything sinister and, above all, I am definitely not a Caiman agent making up a book as we go along in an attempt to find the location of your "Earth". Slaves too make a great energy resource I'd imagine. That said everyone knows if you're anything you're a half-elf trying to scam us into doing work for you.
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2015 19:26 |
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comedyblissoption posted:Chubbs instead of redshirts. yes
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2015 19:53 |
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Welp what a loss! We should loot the ship and set it to explode in the number of days before the enemy will warp into this system and then give them an additional surprise. And move on .
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2015 13:50 |
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I nominate Grunty for guns.
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2015 14:15 |
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I think we found two fisted steve's account. Gilganixon knowing I used to work in a library asked me for advice on book repairing and preservation. I was happy to lend my knowledge of how to repair torn pages using a very heavily toxic glue that melts paper back together while preserving the text. I hope you're remembering to use proper ventilation!
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2015 19:34 |
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I am disgusted by the lack of looting and the concern for these subcroc losers. We all know the price of failure in the caiman empire.
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2015 20:38 |
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Dr Cheeto posted:About 5,000 krok and a personal favor, right? Death.
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2015 21:33 |
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Dr Cheeto posted:Well, if you're not a Caiman, sure. any caiman that loses clearly is not a caiman.
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2015 21:44 |
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Dr Cheeto posted:You sound like a skink, Borland. Always "meritocracy" this and "power to the people" that. Its "devour the people" Not "power to the people."
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2015 23:39 |
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DmitriX I hope you're happy. Look at what Gilganixon goes through for us.
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2015 01:27 |
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Anti-disco, turn a discoball inside out.
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2015 02:41 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 10:00 |
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Loot and SCRAP all the discobots rip them apart piece by piece.
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2015 05:24 |