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Gridlocked: Aug 2, 2014; MR. STUPID MORON
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by Roger Hargreaves

I suggest we bring a Replacement Dippy Bird

You never know when one will come in handy.

# ¿ Sep 16, 2015 13:18

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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 09:57

Gridlocked: Aug 2, 2014; MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Applewhite posted:

Also lol the dippy bird is a pterodactyl

This is why we need a 2nd dippy bird.

# ¿ Sep 17, 2015 03:05

Gridlocked: Aug 2, 2014; MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Lets go to KRLOUS or whatever it is, I can't read the first 2 letters very clearly. Maybe we can warn them of the approaching armada then extort money from them for safe passage (a one way trip to our cargo hold).

They aren't going to need that money anyway and we could use it.

# ¿ Sep 18, 2015 02:59

Gridlocked: Aug 2, 2014; MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Officially rename HALDUS to KRLOUS

# ¿ Sep 18, 2015 04:59

Gridlocked: Aug 2, 2014; MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Hey guys ARMADA is coming. Pay us RICHES and we will take you with us to safety.

Take RICHES and REFUGEES

Eject REFUGEES into SPACE

# ¿ Sep 19, 2015 03:25

Gridlocked: Aug 2, 2014; MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Applewhite posted:

God scam but we need to be smart about it. If this race has radio it might have atheists. See if you can make contact with their equivalent of the American South.

Exactly why: *warn them about the approaching doom as a prelude to stealing everything (and everyone) you can get your claws on will work better. No chance of accidentally finding atheists; better chance of finding food/money/slaves.

# ¿ Sep 19, 2015 14:29

Gridlocked: Aug 2, 2014; MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Coffee Press easily. Then settle affairs once and for all (get coffee to press with out new pimping coffee press)

# ¿ Sep 21, 2015 13:52

Gridlocked: Aug 2, 2014; MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Correct me if I'm wrong but 442 is a TNG reference? I vaguely remember an episode where that happened.

Also Becrux

# ¿ Sep 22, 2015 16:23

Gridlocked: Aug 2, 2014; MR. STUPID MORON
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AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Invite them to PARRRRRTY

# ¿ Sep 24, 2015 07:37

Gridlocked: Aug 2, 2014; MR. STUPID MORON
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AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Oh poo poo they killed Galactus.

# ¿ Sep 28, 2015 02:48

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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 09:57

Gridlocked: Aug 2, 2014; MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

the_steve posted:

Salvage is a fancy way of saying Loot, so let's salvage.
Priority: Salvage, Energy, Logs, go to the Headless Gundam and check it out.

It's not a Gundam man; it's Galactus.

# ¿ Sep 30, 2015 04:57

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