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anotherblownsave
Feb 26, 2008

The sponsors will like you better this way, trust me.



kidcoelacanth posted:

PLAYOFFS Y'ALL

WHEEE

This is why I hate this system.

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Again, Torts took him to a very high mountain and showed him Nationwide and all its splendor.

"All this I will give you," he said, "if you will lay down and block for me." -Jackets 15:16



It's all good, y'all. If Kevin wins Dover, he's right back in it.

Jeff Gordon leading at Not Martinsville.

CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

So are we going back to lapped cars on the inside line? There is literally no way to police this

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009



CactusWeasle posted:

So are we going back to lapped cars on the inside line? There is literally no way to police this

lol no loving way they ever go back

anotherblownsave
Feb 26, 2008

The sponsors will like you better this way, trust me.



Lastcar, will this be Austin Dillon's first last place finish in cup?

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Again, Torts took him to a very high mountain and showed him Nationwide and all its splendor.

"All this I will give you," he said, "if you will lay down and block for me." -Jackets 15:16



Well, that was fun while it lasted.

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at Sep 20, 2015 around 22:14

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe


lol Gordon got mugged

they stole his shoes and everything

mischief
Jun 3, 2003

Fuck everything.



CBJ you've got it worse than us Junior fans.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Again, Torts took him to a very high mountain and showed him Nationwide and all its splendor.

"All this I will give you," he said, "if you will lay down and block for me." -Jackets 15:16



mischief posted:

CBJ you've got it worse than us Junior fans.



I just wanted a Top 5. We can't even get THAT this year.

"You want a Gordon good finish? Bahahahahaha not gonna happen. "

LASTCAR
Mar 25, 2010

I like the drivers
you never hear about
in the cars
you never see
who finish in the position
you never want




anotherblownsave posted:

Lastcar, will this be Austin Dillon's first last place finish in cup?

Yes it is. And the first for the #3 in a Cup points race since Big E lost an engine at Martinsville in the fall of 1992.

Meanwhile Harvick came one spot short of his first last-place finish in Cup, earning his 5th 42nd place run. All five of those times, Harvick started 7th or better.

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

I'm too dumb to get probated


NBC Live Extra died on me but glad to see I didn't really miss anything

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Again, Torts took him to a very high mountain and showed him Nationwide and all its splendor.

"All this I will give you," he said, "if you will lay down and block for me." -Jackets 15:16



Dale Jr. basically told one reporter (Matt Weaver at SBN) that Denny's win is a good driver who was not good today lucking into a win.

And that's pretty much what it is, with an assist to a late caution.

Also, JJ and Harvick had a meeting of the minds in the motorcoach lot.

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at Sep 20, 2015 around 22:53

L_Harrison
May 21, 2007


Kevin Harvick is the worst thing about NASCAR. Sorry for the truth. He's basically a middle school bully in the body of a man.

anotherblownsave
Feb 26, 2008

The sponsors will like you better this way, trust me.



CBJSprague24 posted:

Dale Jr. basically told one reporter (Matt Weaver at SBN) that Denny's win is a good driver who was not good today lucking into a win.

And that's pretty much what it is, with an assist to a late caution.

Also, JJ and Harvick had a meeting of the minds in the motorcoach lot.

Yeah and I think he's wrong at the mad guy, but understandably mad.

Toucan Sam
Sep 2, 2000


L_Harrison posted:

Kevin Harvick is the worst thing about NASCAR. Sorry for the truth. He's basically a middle school bully in the body of a man.

That's exactly why I've always been a fan. Hell, that's why I liked Jimmy Spencer. At least Harvin is fast usually.

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007





Toucan Sam posted:

At least Harvin is fast usually.

When he isn't broken or being a stinkyhole.

(Yes, I knew you meant Harvick, but as a Seahawks fan, I couldn't resist)

dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.




Harvick owns and is a champion and good driver.

mischief
Jun 3, 2003

Fuck everything.



anotherblownsave posted:

Yeah and I think he's wrong at the mad guy, but understandably mad.

Nascar 2016: Wrong at the mad guy

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Again, Torts took him to a very high mountain and showed him Nationwide and all its splendor.

"All this I will give you," he said, "if you will lay down and block for me." -Jackets 15:16



Just because I feel the same way for different reasons:

kidcoelacanth posted:

PLAYOFFS Y'ALL

WHEEE

NASCAR 2015 (Chase): PLAYOFFS Y'ALL! WHEEE!

anotherblownsave
Feb 26, 2008

The sponsors will like you better this way, trust me.



mischief posted:

Nascar 2016: Wrong at the mad guy

Hahaha in my defense I woke up from a nap when I saw that and came to post

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Again, Torts took him to a very high mountain and showed him Nationwide and all its splendor.

"All this I will give you," he said, "if you will lay down and block for me." -Jackets 15:16



Have a look at some NASCAR-commissioned Chase artwork:



The good ones are kinda cool, actually. But then you have Stalker JMac, Stroke Victim Kyle, and Adolf Menard.

https://www.facebook.com/media/set/...19688800&type=1

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at Sep 21, 2015 around 01:16

mischief
Jun 3, 2003

Fuck everything.



Kyle looks like Assface from Preacher.


I'll allow it.

LASTCAR
Mar 25, 2010

I like the drivers
you never hear about
in the cars
you never see
who finish in the position
you never want




What the hell is going on in this picture?



"Here, winner of the heart attack-sponsored race, have a huge hot dog."
"YEAH!"

SPiTZ
Aug 9, 2004


LASTCAR posted:

What the hell is going on in this picture?



"Here, winner of the heart attack-sponsored race, have a huge hot dog."
"YEAH!"

This is TOTALLY that coloring book picture.

LASTCAR
Mar 25, 2010

I like the drivers
you never hear about
in the cars
you never see
who finish in the position
you never want




Oh my god I forgot about that

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008




Toilet Rascal

I think the chase should just be one race and all drivers should be eligible. I will fight anyone that thinks the current system is better.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014





Megamarm

Elephanthead posted:

I think the chase should just be one race and all drivers should be eligible. I will fight anyone that thinks the current system is better.

"Well it would require the champ to have at least one win, I can dig it" -Brian France

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

WAKE UP


Denny Hamlin got Michael Jordan to admit that Hamlin is a better driver than Jordan and it has me actually thinking Hamlin is cool.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nasca...-133016315.html

LASTCAR
Mar 25, 2010

I like the drivers
you never hear about
in the cars
you never see
who finish in the position
you never want




Hey CBJ shoot me your e-mail address so I can send you what you asked for.

EDIT: Speaking of which, have a piano rendition of the NASCAR on NBC theme.

LASTCAR fucked around with this message at Sep 22, 2015 around 03:58

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Again, Torts took him to a very high mountain and showed him Nationwide and all its splendor.

"All this I will give you," he said, "if you will lay down and block for me." -Jackets 15:16



Jeff Gordon will reveal a special scheme for Homestead on RaceHub at 6pm Eastern.

LASTCAR posted:

Hey CBJ shoot me your e-mail address so I can send you what you asked for.

EDIT: Speaking of which, have a piano rendition of the NASCAR on NBC theme.

Twitter PM.

BMB5150
Oct 24, 2010

2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner



CBJSprague24 posted:

Jeff Gordon will reveal a special scheme for Homestead on RaceHub at 6pm Eastern.


Twitter PM.

Oh they're changing the scheme. Last I saw it was his regular scheme saying its been a great ride. Cool.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Again, Torts took him to a very high mountain and showed him Nationwide and all its splendor.

"All this I will give you," he said, "if you will lay down and block for me." -Jackets 15:16



Race Hub Radioactive sound bites about the last caution and GWC:

Dale Jr- "This just isn't any loving fun with all the debris cautions."

Kurt- "Have my PR person remind me I'm on probation."

BMB5150 posted:

Oh they're changing the scheme. Last I saw it was his regular scheme saying its been a great ride. Cool.

Adam Alexander says there's one floating around on the internet and that's not it.

e- It's the standard car, only silver. The Axalta logo is black. Think the DuPont 20th Anniversary car he won Homestead with in 2012, but the rear quarter panels are black.

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at Sep 22, 2015 around 22:43

LASTCAR
Mar 25, 2010

I like the drivers
you never hear about
in the cars
you never see
who finish in the position
you never want




You're right, they are quite similar:

BMB5150
Oct 24, 2010

2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner



CBJSprague24 posted:

e- It's the standard car, only silver. The Axalta logo is black. Think the DuPont 20th Anniversary car he won Homestead with in 2012, but the rear quarter panels are black.

Well Gordon has had some good luck with silver cars. Win in 2012, 2nd in 04, and 2000... well not really well. So pretty much it's the earlier car but it has those sayings on the quarter panel and just silver instead.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Again, Torts took him to a very high mountain and showed him Nationwide and all its splendor.

"All this I will give you," he said, "if you will lay down and block for me." -Jackets 15:16



Gordon also won in a silver car at Daytona in 2004.

Jim Utter says the NXS noncompanion race at Chicago is going to Pocono.

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at Sep 23, 2015 around 18:13

Boomer The Cannon
Oct 27, 2011

Gotta see it live!




Michael Waltrip Raving nailed for cheating - in other words, sky blue and water wet.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Again, Torts took him to a very high mountain and showed him Nationwide and all its splendor.

"All this I will give you," he said, "if you will lay down and block for me." -Jackets 15:16



Boomer The Cannon posted:

Michael Waltrip Raving nailed for cheating - in other words, sky blue and water wet.

If you picked Clint Bowyer to finish last in the pick 'em game, congratulations, you're probably a winner! 25 points, suspended crew chief, and a $75k fine.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003



They rigged the track bar so it would move on its own. This is pretty much their last year anyway so blaze of glory I suppose

anotherblownsave
Feb 26, 2008

The sponsors will like you better this way, trust me.



Yeesh. Wait to stay classy on the way out. Although having a trackbar that moves on its own sounds awesome.

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gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak



minto_took in IRC found this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rZNZ5KuhNI

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