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Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007



VikingSkull posted:

I did and pnut replaced it with ice tits

Ice tits was p great

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Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007



Toucan Sam posted:

At least Harvin is fast usually.

When he isn't broken or being a oval office.

(Yes, I knew you meant Harvick, but as a Seahawks fan, I couldn't resist)

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007



So, is this race going to get rained the gently caress out?

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007



https://twitter.com/ryanballengee/status/654102855960428544

Would be a better use for the Chase.

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007



Just a quick reminder, Viking's favorite event (bingo) is next weekend! I'll be updating the bingo thread in the next day or so, so stay tuned!

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007



Bingo, bingo, bingo:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3747926

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007



VikingSkull posted:

on the plus side, I saw some real bad wrecks this weekend but no one died

blessed

You forgot the hashtag.

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007



Sorry I haven't gotten Bingo graded yet guys, I have put in 32 hours this week already at work (and am in a conference call as I type this), so I haven't had a lot of time to do anything extra. I promise to have it done by the end of the weekend.

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007



Goddamn it guys, you beat me to it.

Fucks given by Tony Stewart: Yep, still zero.

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007



So, I've been thinking about the upcoming offseason, and things we can do in case more of you are nerdy shutins like me.

Obviously, Winter Heat will (hopefully) be a thing. But also, I was thinking we could do edits on NASCAR related articles on the SAS Wiki. I mean, it'd be pretty funny to put that picture of Tony above into his wiki article, for anyone who uses the random button...

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007



That race was satisfying in a way that hasn't happened in a long time.

Now...
:hawksin:

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007



kidcoelacanth posted:

They could suspend him for the rest of the season but it's all lip service because they loving love him right now

oh absolutely, it's like all of Brian France's hookers came at once.

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007



So, I'm really mad about the Dallas Cow"boys" so excuse my anger. While I loved the exchange between Logano and Kenseth as theatre, NASCAR needs to stop this poo poo right the gently caress now. Take them in and let them cage match it out, IDGAF, but we don't need race cars getting torn up over this poo poo (I gotta say though, kudos to Kenseth in trying to only take out Logano.

I don't know, I loved the race as an engaging event. It was not all good racing though, sorry not sorry. Not to take anything from Jeff, he ran a good race.

shyduck posted:

Gordon apparently just went into the stands to celebrate with the remaining fans :stare:

:3

Elitist Bitch fucked around with this message at 00:49 on Nov 2, 2015

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007



Peanut President posted:

Matt Kenseth owns and the crowd cheering jerkoffs getting wrecked is not at all a new thing. I know Kenseth was trying to dodge a suspension by saying it was an accident but I kind of wanted him to go full Dale and just be like "i was just trying to rattle his cage :smug:"

So, right up front I wanna say that I can't stand Kenseth, but if he'd have done that he would have earned GAH status.

e:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C79DaWrMD70

Elitist Bitch fucked around with this message at 02:27 on Nov 2, 2015

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007



kidcoelacanth posted:

My god, what have we become


In the end we all become what we hate.

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007



You take that back, Pnut.

SpitztheGreat posted:

Again, someone explain to me the hate for Joey, and having a rich father is not a valid reason.

He's a :smug: prick?

Elitist Bitch fucked around with this message at 03:17 on Nov 2, 2015

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007



VikingSkull posted:

best thing since sliced bread, thank you Mark Martin

Playing the devil's advocate, there's a very real chance JoLo wins the championship, so...

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007



God, Logano is a whiny bitch.


http://nascar.nbcsports.com/2015/11/06/joey-logano-disgusted-by-fan-reaction-after-matt-kenseth-wrecked-him/

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007



I can't believe no one noticed this. poo poo's hilarious.

https://twitter.com/markmartin/status/663713146373144576

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007



gret posted:

Who follows Mark Martin on twitter?

I do. And a lot of other people. He's actually surprisingly funny and calls out idiots.

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007



devmd01 posted:

Flipped over just in time to see logano get punted. Glorious.

Edit: it shows how much I've paid attention to NASCAR since this is apparently tape delay.

It is still glorious.

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007



shyduck posted:

gently caress Ryan Newman.

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007



gret posted:

I want to see Korbin Forrister have to haul Donald Trump around in his truck.

Unsecured. And then stop suddenly.

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007



mischief posted:

Remember all those races pnut watched with us this year?

I don't.

This whole thing was bullshit, regardless of who won.

Pnut and his fragile ego can't hang with us.

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007



I may not love Kyle Busch, but I understand that he won under the rules set by NASCAR.

I'm over it. It's not that long till Daytona.

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007



Bingo results are up, ya'll. Yes I know, I took forever, I couldn't remember which of my machines had the bingo cards on them. I'm such a loving nerd.

Check 'em out: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3747926

And I miss racing, especially with the two dozen football games I've watched since Thanksgiving. Is Winter Heat starting soon?

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007



No wonder Shore Lodge is so loving expensive.

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007



Exi7wound posted:

Wait, wait, wait, loving wait... A former Competition Director of MWR has been named VP of Competition for all of NASCAR?

Hire a cheat to catch a cheat...wasn't that why they hired Gary Nelson?

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007



https://youtu.be/OYbhAtV9UtQ

This is kinda old, but funny. It's the same style as the Honest Trailers videos.

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007



Correct me if I'm wrong, but if you require a "shot clock" to make your sport "exciting" then the problem lies deeper than the fact that it's not exciting (and oh boy, it's not exciting).

Sometimes I think I bitch about NASCAR too much, but tonight I came home after work and my other half said, "What the gently caress is up with this clock poo poo?"

gently caress if I know.

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007



NASCAR is a fine thing to watch until the baseball season starts.

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007



https://twitter.com/mw55/status/691288842746331136

loving seriously, Mikey?

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Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007



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