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May you always feel like there's a splinter in your foot, but every time you look, nothing's there.
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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- tao of lmao
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May your eyelid twitch noticeably for 3 hours every day.
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Sep 18, 2015 03:40
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May you sneeze and get a nose bleed at the same time.
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Sep 18, 2015 03:41
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May you sneeze and get a nose bleed at the same time.
May you always feel like you're about to sneeze, but never do.
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Sep 18, 2015 03:45
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May you sneeze and get a nose bleed at the same time.
can i be your worst enemy because this would be metal af
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Sep 18, 2015 03:48
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- Ayatollah Hermione
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whats that lizard that squirts blood out of its eyes as a defense mechanism? like that only more cool
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Sep 18, 2015 03:49
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Beanbandit?
Son of a bitch!
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you always feel like you have an eyelash in your eye, but you don't
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Sep 18, 2015 03:52
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Beanbandit?
Son of a bitch!
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never quite enough ketchup left in the bottle.
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Sep 18, 2015 03:53
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you always feel like you have an eyelash in your eye, but you don't
fuuuuuuck
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Sep 18, 2015 03:54
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- Noctis Horrendae
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peace love and happinesd
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Sep 18, 2015 03:56
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*staring at self in the mirror* you should twist your ankle today
Qwerinty fucked around with this message at 04:05 on Sep 18, 2015
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Sep 18, 2015 04:02
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may you always feel like oyu need to wipe again, but didn't need to!!
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Sep 18, 2015 04:37
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- City of Glompton
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always craving *something* but you don't know *what*
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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Sep 18, 2015 04:39
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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Merry Christmas. But insincerely.
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Sep 18, 2015 04:47
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may your dirty laundty basket always be full
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Sep 18, 2015 05:05
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I hope your antivirus goes off when you need your computer!
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Sep 18, 2015 05:09
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may your adblocker never work
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Sep 18, 2015 06:34
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- Sylvia Plathetic
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May you always say 'you too' when the server tells you to enjoy your meal.
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Sep 18, 2015 08:53
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- Wertjoe
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May every vagina have little balled up bits of toilet paper in them.
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Sep 18, 2015 09:06
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*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
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have him constantly pick his face for missed hairs even after perfect shaves
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Sep 18, 2015 09:52
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May you always say 'you too' when the server tells you to enjoy your meal.
lol
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Sep 18, 2015 12:01
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- Captain No-mates
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May you suffer a romantic bank holiday weekend with me, no mini bar.
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Sep 18, 2015 13:22
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- alnilam
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May those around you always get star wars and star trek mixed up [enemy is a huge trek geek]
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Sep 18, 2015 13:39
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May you always have an annoying song stuck in your head.
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Sep 18, 2015 13:47
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May you suffer a romantic bank holiday weekend with me, no mini bar.
don't threaten me with a good time 
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Sep 18, 2015 14:01
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may you find love & happiness in another for several years, only to lose it all when your romantic getaway cruise ship enters a terribly dangerous tropical storm. nobody dies i mean, they just happen to realize you're a total dick around that time
 
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Sep 18, 2015 15:00
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I hope you can't find anything good on Netflix
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Sep 18, 2015 15:02
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- Pinche Rudo
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May you always have mild to moderate gas
Check out the podcast - https://rudospodcast.co
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Sep 18, 2015 15:04
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- Ayatollah Hermione
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You can do this one irl by just reminding them of the song
btw enjoy having shania twain "that don't impress me much" stuck in your head today 
jokes on you i have no idea how that songs go enjoy having it stuck in *your* head, scrub
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Sep 18, 2015 16:06
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- GEExCEE
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That's a great song
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Sep 18, 2015 16:19
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- Captain No-mates
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may all the dogs in your life be small and close, not big and far away
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Sep 18, 2015 16:49
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- Miss Psychosis
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May your firefighter forget to fill 'er up before taking the truck out.
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Sep 18, 2015 16:50
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May u never git r done
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Sep 18, 2015 16:53
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- Miss Psychosis
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May all your audiences be full of bachelorette parties.
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Sep 18, 2015 16:54
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- Piso Mojado
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may your hardest to reach smoke detectors chirp with a low battery every night.
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Sep 18, 2015 16:57
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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Apr 26, 2024 04:33
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- BeanBandit
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Beanbandit?
Son of a bitch!
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may your check engine light never go out
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