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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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May every cool video endlessly buffer whenever you try to show it to somebody
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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Apr 26, 2024 10:56
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- cat_herder
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BE GAY
DO CRIME
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may your kitchen always be infected by mold that rapidly spoils everything that enters it
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Sep 22, 2015 07:16
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may you always feel like you have a hair in your mouth
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Sep 22, 2015 18:02
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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May the thought of your mother spontaneously enter your head whenever you engage in sexual activity of any kind
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Sep 22, 2015 18:33
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by Fluffdaddy
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may your dirty laundty basket always be full
free clothes!
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Sep 23, 2015 08:09
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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May your every day start with a flashback to that one time I bested you
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Sep 23, 2015 08:50
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- Admiral_eX_laX
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Historically Inaccurate
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May you fart from your eyesockets
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Sep 23, 2015 18:45
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- School Nickname
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*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
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May you have a 5-10% chance of sharting instead of farting
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Sep 23, 2015 18:51
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- les fleurs du mall
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by LadyAmbien
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may ur call be placed in a queue.. foREVER!!" hahaaa
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Sep 23, 2015 23:03
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- les fleurs du mall
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by LadyAmbien
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may u be rejected by han solo when he turnes up to give your friendship group a ride in the millenial falcon wooooooosh ahha
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Sep 23, 2015 23:04
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- Golden Gate Bride
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knife to meet you
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May you fart from your eyesockets
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Sep 23, 2015 23:08
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- A Stupid Baby
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lip up fatty
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may one of your eyelashes constantly get caught under your eyelid
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Sep 24, 2015 04:02
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by Lowtax
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never be able to get the time you called your teacher mum and everyone laughed out of your mind
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Sep 24, 2015 07:52
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- School Nickname
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*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
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may you always get the new hairdresser so you can't just say "the usual" anymore
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Sep 24, 2015 10:50
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ALS
Prison rape
Alcoholism
Forced relocation to a Jewish neighborhood
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Sep 24, 2015 11:37
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- Bluudnut
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May your endeavours in bowel release always result in a single but small stool when you know there is definately much more left. Deficating the specific texture of the never fully wipeable "peanut butter sausage," your physical activities ALWAYS trigger the foreboding itch of swamp rear end.
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Sep 24, 2015 12:13
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by zen death robot
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please don't post about poo poo, piss, cum, etc
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Sep 24, 2015 17:21
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- Marta Velasquez
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Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
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May all your posts be about poo poo, piss, cum, etc
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Sep 24, 2015 18:05
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- ulvir
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may you have a peaceful and quiet life, possibly even a loving family, but preferably somewhere out in the boondocks so we never meet
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Sep 24, 2015 18:45
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- les fleurs du mall
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by LadyAmbien
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memes
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Sep 24, 2015 21:06
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- Ralp
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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I wish them all to have three wishes of their own, because that always ends at best with an enduring lesson in humility.
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Sep 24, 2015 21:35
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by LadyAmbien
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I wish them all to have three wishes of their own, because that always ends at best with an enduring lesson in humility.
You['re going to have to have sex with at least 9 men
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Sep 24, 2015 21:38
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- Ralp
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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You['re going to have to have sex with at least 9 men
As long as they don't wish three more wishes back upon me 
Maybe I better use my second wish to change my first one!!!
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Sep 24, 2015 21:44
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- les fleurs du mall
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by LadyAmbien
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As long as they don't wish three more wishes back upon me
Maybe I better use my second wish to change my first one!!!
no theyre all going to use all of their wishes to make you have sex with men Ralp its obvious im sorry
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Sep 24, 2015 22:48
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- JuulPodSaveAmerica
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may you never understand or appreciate byob
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i honestly believe you are tripping right now.
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Sep 24, 2015 22:53
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by LadyAmbien
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may all of ur children be goons
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Sep 24, 2015 22:58
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- tao of lmao
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I wish them all to have three wishes of their own, because that always ends at best with an enduring lesson in humility.
You can do this with your friends as a work-around to getting unlimited wishes.
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Sep 24, 2015 23:46
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- tao of lmao
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Me: I wish for a million wishes
Genie: You can't do that.
Me: Ok I want all my friends to also get 3 wishes
Genie: gently caress
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Sep 24, 2015 23:48
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- SoggyToaster
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May you only have the urge to take a poop or pee pee
At a Public Rest Stop 
Sarcasm is Best Used All the Time
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Sep 25, 2015 03:49
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- Marta Velasquez
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Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
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May you care deeply about gamergate
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Sep 25, 2015 04:52
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- ChairmanMeow
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Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
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genie whispers, if this guy had friends I would be hosed
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Sep 28, 2015 00:48
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- Hello Meow
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a good bap
right on the noggin
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Sep 28, 2015 02:41
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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Apr 26, 2024 10:56
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- kuskus
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may your cat always rest his or her butt hole directly on your skin when settling into an adjacent warm position.
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