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Rush Limbo
Sep 5, 2005

its with a full house
Candide
Mother Night
Cancer Ward
The Collected Works of William Blake

They're all pretty good not-poo poo, not-goon books.

Bonus tier: À la recherche du temps perdu

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Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

lilljonas posted:

You should start reading those 50 shades book on buses and trains. Every time a middle aged woman walks by, exchange glances with her and give a knowing nod while raising an eyebrow.

You'll be the king of cougars.

i prefer manthers

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Ddraig posted:

Candide
Mother Night
Cancer Ward
The Collected Works of William Blake

They're all pretty good not-poo poo, not-goon books.

Bonus tier: À la recherche du temps perdu

lmfao look at this queer using the french tittle what a tard

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Ddraig posted:

Candide
Mother Night
Cancer Ward
The Collected Works of William Blake

They're all pretty good not-poo poo, not-goon books.

Bonus tier: À la recherche du temps perdu

I started Cancer Ward, but got way too depressed to continue. I liked what I read though.

Proust is also good.

Basch lives!
May 31, 2011
Grimy Drawer
Dinosaur Gum

lilljonas posted:

You should start reading those 50 shades book on buses and trains. Every time a middle aged woman walks by, exchange glances with her and give a knowing nod while raising an eyebrow.

You'll be the king of cougars.

Better yet, print out the cover of 50 shades and place it on whatever book you're reading. You'll be the king of cougars and your mind won't go to poo poo. And you won't be blowing loads every few pages during your commute.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Lolita by Vlaadimir Naabotrek

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Altas shrugged

Julien Sorel
Jan 27, 2006

Voted Worst Marksman of 1830
The Red and the Black by Stendhal.

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
check out pounded in the butt by my own butt, street sword: practical use of the long blade for self-defense and your next-door neighbor is a dragon. should get you started, op

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

BuckarooBanzai posted:

Blood Meridian is unironically the best book written in the English language

Hector Beerlioz posted:

War & Peace is the best book I ever read.

Two good posts in a row. I would add Anna Karenina , it's basically a spiritual sequel to W&P.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Professor Shark posted:

Two good posts in a row. I would add Anna Karenina , it's basically a spiritual sequel to W&P.

I only remember about 35% of w&p but I still count it as the best book I've read.

Lemon
May 22, 2003

Stop what you are doing and read The Man Who Was Thursday: A Nightmare by G. K. Chesterton. You can do this right now for free

http://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/1695

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Lemon posted:

Stop what you are doing and read The Man Who Was Thursday: A Nightmare by G. K. Chesterton. You can do this right now for free

http://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/1695

I liked it.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Suttree is very good and while Blood Meridian is probably better Suttree is not a book that idiot man children would appreciate and is therefore less goony.

Ddraig posted:

The Collected Works of William Blake

:hf:

raton fucked around with this message at 21:31 on Sep 19, 2015

Opulent Ceremony
Feb 22, 2012

Give Pat a Job posted:

Mother Night by Kurt Vonnegut is the best book you will ever read. Follow that up with most everything else he has written.

My favorite is Sirens of Titan.

Anyway, you should read that, and also The Painted Bird by Jerzy Kosinski.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
Bukowski, Knut Hamson, Henry Miller

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
Journey to the End of Night by Celine or something like that.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler
Trying to think of books that are a little off the "Goon Beaten" Path.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
I don't really like Pynchon or DFW or any of those postmodern yahoos.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

a dog from hell posted:

Journey to the End of Night by Celine or something like that.

I've heard good things about this book.

Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004

a dog from hell posted:

I don't really like Pynchon or DFW or any of those postmodern yahoos.

lol sorry if infinite jest is a little above your reading level

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009
A Canticle for Leibowitz

Memoirs of General William T. Sherman

Cesar Chavez: Autobiography of La Causa. This, more than most writing, is unblinkingly fair about what change is and what it costs.

Helical Nightmares fucked around with this message at 21:50 on Sep 19, 2015

GastonEatTheEggs
Nov 7, 2012

Ghaz posted:

lol sorry if infinite jest is a little above your reading level

the hal parts are very goony though

don gately not so much

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Ghaz posted:

lol sorry if infinite jest is a little above your reading level

lol this is the author



not going to read

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Pride and Prejudice, op

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Jul 13, 2007



Mange Mite posted:

Pride and Prejudice, op

A Room of One's Own

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009
The Federalist Papers

More Americans should read it

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
The Big Sleep is good too

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

a dog from hell posted:

Journey to the End of Night by Celine or something like that.

I read Death on the Installment Plan, because Kerouac talked about Celine. Well-written book, but wow, very bleak.

Anyway, the op should read Sense and Sensibility.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I've heard good things about this book.

It's a good book but a little too French and a little too "I'm 24."

a dog from hell posted:

Bukowski, Knut Hamson, Henry Miller

Fante & Naked Lunch if you like those.

raton fucked around with this message at 22:06 on Sep 19, 2015

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Mange Mite posted:

The Big Sleep is good too

Any Marlowe novels are good, I read them all last summer and loved them.

The Big Sleep is first but I didn't like it as much as The Long Goodbye. The Black Eyed Blonde is garbage and no one should read it.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

http://books.wwnorton.com/books/detail.aspx?ID=4294988470

e: also this http://www.newyorker.com/books/page-turner/why-you-should-read-w-g-sebald

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Mange Mite posted:

The Big Sleep is good too

This book turned me onto rye whisky. Good book, imo.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.
Yiddish Policemans Union was good

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster
100 years of solitude is cool

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy
Against Nature (A rebours) by Huysmans

Pale Fire by Nabokov

Life: A User's Manual (novel) by Perec

Balcony In The Forest (Un balcon en forêt) by Gracq

Or alternatively, go to your local library (I believe it's important to use public libraries) and ask the librarian to punch you in the face.

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


The Plague by Albert Camus is pretty good op hth

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

cryptonomicon really opened my eyes to how much of a weaboo autist neal stephenson is

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ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

oncearoundaltair posted:

Or alternatively, go to your local library (I believe it's important to use public libraries) and ask the librarian to punch you in the face.

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