Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
oh no blimp issue
Feb 23, 2011

is this on purpose, is it oversight? we just don't know

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

AtomD
May 3, 2009

Fun Shoe
a sound of a guy saying "well done!" that plays when you log in to a forum
turd mode: probations all last one month but probabted users pay increasing amounts per post depending on how bad they post
webgl support
vrml support
jiggle button: button that jiggles a post in real time for all users looking at the post
telnet frontend
hashtags
pin this post to pinterest
add linked.in page to user profiles

AtomD
May 3, 2009

Fun Shoe
tbh the biggest real thing that should happen is an [embed] tag that admins can set up rules for

like oh iif it's twitter, put this html in the post, yaknow

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

AtomD posted:

jiggle button: button that jiggles a post in real time for all users looking at the post
jiggled again

qntm
Jun 17, 2009

AtomD posted:

a sound of a guy saying "well done!" that plays when you log in to a forum

honestly kind of surprised that we don't already have this one

karms
Jan 22, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Yam Slacker
  • vrml support

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
an agenda for each thread so we can stay on topic and take action items

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Awia posted:

is this on purpose, is it oversight? we just don't know

its intentional

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



allow bots to poast

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



bring back files and train anyone there who poasts in. there are no files

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



bring back ice queen

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



make Fyad a gbs subforum

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



make let's play a fyad subform

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



close gbs

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



computer side chats with lowtax

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



ban cremnob

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



jc just let me embed tweets

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

Cat Face Joe posted:

jc just let me embed tweets

and vines.

TerminalRaptor
Nov 6, 2012

Mostly Harmless
Allow a user to request a printed copy of a thread by mail.

Orcs and Ostriches
Aug 26, 2010


The Great Twist
leave it the same but remove amberpos, the inferior pos.

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal
we should use Jeff Atwood's discourse software.

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

delete gbs and tell everybody who posts there to gently caress off to 4chan and reddit, they will not be missed. the internet isn't going to go back to how it was in 2001, nobody wants to join a forum where a hundred retards instantly poo poo all over every thread and do nothing be post "cuck" and "lol ur a fag" twenty times per page like its the height of wit

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

Sweevo posted:

delete gbs and tell everybody who posts there to gently caress off to 4chan and reddit, they will not be missed. the internet isn't going to go back to how it was in 2001, nobody wants to join a forum where a hundred retards instantly poo poo all over every thread and do nothing be post "cuck" and "lol ur a fag" twenty times per page like its the height of wit

what about edgy ironic responses?

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug
bring back paying $15 or whatever to ban people

all lowtax needs is one sperg with a lot of money and the forums will pay for themselves in a week from repeated bannings

AtomD
May 3, 2009

Fun Shoe
irony can gently caress off unironically imho

AtomD
May 3, 2009

Fun Shoe
i was thinking how social networks inevitably turn to garbage after they get v popular so how do u counter that?
myspace.
use myspace again.
it will never be popular!

this is unrelated to the discussion so please do not note it for the minutes

Necronomoticon
Aug 14, 2007

Millennial 80's business guy

Fanged Lawn Wormy posted:

i have srs concerns about where I'm going to lurk when this all goes belly up

confront the possibility that the reality around me is relatively gentle and that my friends and coworkers won't judge me and call me a retard fag for liking pineapple on pizza.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
need a way to make personal notes about posters for your own later reference. a posters.xls, but integrated into the forum.

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

jfc, you amateur assholes. where's the discussion of the target demos? what's the "in it for me" factor? how do we add additional value in a landscape where commentary has been commodified? the first thing we need to do is lay the groundwork for mobil eas a primary focus, and by god we need to make sure it scales.

Triglav
Jun 2, 2007

IT IS HARAAM TO SEND SMILEY FACES THROUGH THE INTERNET
mongodb

eschaton
Mar 7, 2007

Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

but with blockchain technology

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

duTrieux. posted:

commentary has been commodified

I'm commenting from the commode right now

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
this is a brainstorming session, people, there are no bad ideas here. we are just gathering some thoughts, which we will then pass on to the higher ups to approve. we will do the usability study after we have committed to the technology.

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord
bring back 9/11 regdates

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

How about brand accounts so brands can post threads and engage with the user base?

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord
apple brand account pls

Ator
Oct 1, 2005

we just need a leader who will Make the Forums Great Again

LUBE UP YOUR BUTT
Jun 30, 2008

someone with the final solution, if you will

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
integrate the frontpage with the forums

insert dynamic links to related articles into every post

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
also i should be able to win things by posting

  • Locked thread