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triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
Uhhh this isn't the Authority cutting a promo, someone help me I think I'm having a fever dream

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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Bray once again wearing his hoodie from "Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell".

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Lantern Devil

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

oatgan posted:

would prefer an authority promo tbqh

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Accompanied by Big Strong Baby and Homeless

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet
Tonight on RAW: Sweaty Fat Man takes the mic

bartok
May 10, 2006



Is Bray the new Mantaur?

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



They forget that the house lights come on when the music stops? Jesus. Be consistent in your own bullshit.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

I don't caaaaaaaaaaaare

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
I love how the crowd always pops in appreciation after the Wyatts entrance

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
This is just less time for Kane to be on screen.

Not a good move

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet
Roman he wasn't done his promo yet man come on

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD
Bray please take your Hot Topic rear end backstage and shut the gently caress up tia.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
How long before another fan jumps in the ring?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Wet Soldier is here.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
I don't think I've ever seen anyone so proud of winning a 6 man tag with zero stakes

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet

Rhonne posted:

How long before another fan jumps in the ring?

Eventually Vince is just gonna have them shoot anybody who runs into the ring

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
It's taken an literally an entire year but Bray is finally kinda coming off as a threat again sorta. Nothing will ever over come his crying and begging while John Cena easily clowned him.

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



"Apparently Roman Reigns is hard of hearing"

"Also, I've heard he has some kind of astigmatism."

Revenant Threshold
Jan 1, 2008

Vertical Lime posted:

she should cosplay as kane
We wouldn't want to remind people of She Who Will Never Be Named Again.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
please only be roman without dean even coming out at all that would be the funniest

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
No Roman don't do it.
You'll get jumped by another fan and/or Trunk SlamChest

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.

triplexpac posted:

I don't think I've ever seen anyone so proud of winning a 6 man tag with zero stakes

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



Dangerous Person posted:

Eventually Vince is just gonna have them shoot anybody who runs into the ring

This also includes wrestlers interfering with matches.

crazycarl
Jun 13, 2001

Welcome to TB Diddlers in Mokena.

Where the special is always Dr Rassmusin's Hot Beef Injection and you can play "Whers my Manometer" with other diners
If they don't want fans coming into the ring, they shouldn't allow wrestlers to come through the crowd

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

Pariah Rex posted:

It's taken an literally an entire year but Bray is finally kinda coming off as a threat again sorta. Nothing will ever over come his crying and begging while John Cena easily clowned him.

I think it's literally because they gave him some backup again. Wyatt out there on his own was real bad.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
yesssss no mention of dean at all from roman lol

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



Call out Laredo! It's a shithole!

bartok
May 10, 2006



Roman is going to be in a heap of Sufferin' Succotash without backup!

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Bray is gonna kill you chants.

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

The pitch on these cheers is killing me.

Tezzor
Jul 29, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

triplexpac posted:

Uhhh this isn't the Authority cutting a promo, someone help me I think I'm having a fever dream

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
Roman no you can't just fight, what about your prize money

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
That was just rude Roman!

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


gently caress it, this is better than a 20 minute promo

Wendell
May 11, 2003

oatgan posted:

would prefer an authority porno tbqh

Yeah, that'd be hot

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Shima Honnou posted:

yesssss no mention of dean at all from roman lol

To be fair...he sucks and loses all the time.

Tricky Dick Nixon
Jul 26, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
This is actually real good. Short promo, street fight match. Roman getting over with the crowd. It is indeed like a fever dream.

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

THis is dumber then an Authority opening promo

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Tezzor
Jul 29, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

triplexpac posted:

I don't think I've ever seen anyone so proud of winning a 6 man tag with zero stakes

bray is just happy to have won anything :)

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