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Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

kdrudy posted:

THis is dumber then an Authority opening promo

An hour ago this was supposed to be a sting promo, I guess he's too hosed for that

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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
yess, the real backup, randy

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

This would be kinda boring if it were midway through the show but the crowd is fired the heck up

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

I think they saw they kinda blew it with Jericho.

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet
Quick Randy blow all of them kisses

Golashes
Aug 8, 2006

team starslay3r!!!!!!
how the gently caress do you wear a tshirt and not pants

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

JESUS CHRIST RANDY YOU DROPPED HIM ON HIS HEAD

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Everybody out there to wrestler each other!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
How's the show been so far?

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD
SOMEONE PAGE TEDDY LONG TO THE RAMP IMMEDIATELY

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
strowman so tough!!!

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

Writer Cath posted:

How's the show been so far?

Pretty fun for once

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Golashes posted:

how the gently caress do you wear a tshirt and not pants

Randy Orton is the male Quiet.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Finally a Raw they starts with a bunch of big fuckers fighting. Go Strowman!

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!
this feud is boring and dumb and I want it to end so badly

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Writer Cath posted:

How's the show been so far?

The Wyatt Family just got beat up by the Shield and Randy Orton for some reason.

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

I guess Orton had better things to do last night.

Tricky Dick Nixon
Jul 26, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
They are really really building Braun Strowman. He was pushed out of the ring, but stood on his feet against three on one essentially. Still, helluva way to kill the heat for the Wyatts right after a PPV victory.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

all of this for NO RAISIN

Golashes
Aug 8, 2006

team starslay3r!!!!!!
strongman reigns really can take a kick!

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Golashes posted:

how the gently caress do you wear a tshirt and not pants

I wear t-shirts without pants all the time to keep the ladies interested. Buy them so they reach just to mid-thigh, keep em guessing what's under there.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

good episode so far i think

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
That was the best opening for RAW in a very long time. A drat sight better than Steph and Trips present: Infomercial.

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



Strongman ripped his pants. Now sees the benefit of being pantsless Randy Orton.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

Tricky Dick Nixon posted:

They are really really building Braun Strowman. He was pushed out of the ring, but stood on his feet against three on one essentially. Still, helluva way to kill the heat for the Wyatts right after a PPV victory.

The E in WWE stands for EvenSteven

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Tezzor posted:

orton has no beef with the wyatts and no love for amrose or reigns

Well the Wyatts did kind of beat the poo poo out of him a few weeks ago.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

Codependent Poster posted:

Randy Orton is the male Quiet.

I hope it's not raining in Laredo. That could become awkward.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
I can't wait for the RKO out of the backbreaker rack on Strohman



Gonna own so much

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet
Wait did Sting really wear that jacket to the ring last night

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

Tricky Dick Nixon posted:

They are really really building Braun Strowman. He was pushed out of the ring, but stood on his feet against three on one essentially. Still, helluva way to kill the heat for the Wyatts right after a PPV victory.

I don't know. Wyatt's still seemed pretty bad rear end, and the crowd didn't sound like that had killed any heat.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

How badly hurt was sting after last night?

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!
I just can't get on board with any of these vague purposeless Wyatt feuds where there is nothing at stake.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
KAAAANE

Dangerous Person posted:

Wait did Sting really wear that jacket to the ring last night

Yes and it was cool and nobody made Beatles jokes.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Codependent Poster posted:

Randy Orton is the male Quiet.

I guess that explains his perpetual lack of pants.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Dangerous Person posted:

Wait did Sting really wear that jacket to the ring last night

sting always wears sgt pepper jackets

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Jiro posted:

How badly hurt was sting after last night?

He's toast.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
So was Jericho literally only there last night because Orton was off filming a movie or whatever?

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD

Jiro posted:

How badly hurt was sting after last night?

He ded.

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Jiro posted:

How badly hurt was sting after last night?

He hurt his neck, but no word on how severe.

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