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peanut posted:Police might give you a ride to an ER, serious post. Serious post the cops may also give you more orifices to bleed from. Don't call the cops, dummy! Take the bus or beg someone you recognize from the library.
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Toadvine posted:Serious post the cops may also give you more orifices to bleed from. p sure he's white
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Lol I didn't mean dialing 911, just approaching some local cops. Getting hit by a car, fake passing out and/or getting wrecked in a bum fight are also options...
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Centripetal Horse posted:blood stool This came from a bacterial infection most likely. Happens when you eat raw / uncooked / spoiled meat. STomach hurts like hell for a day or two and you poo poo blood / not poo poo at all. E: Drink lots of water. Al Borland fucked around with this message at 13:54 on Sep 25, 2015 |
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Al Borland posted:Drink lots of water. You Are Living In The Desert.
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good that youre homeless you deserve it. im glad that youre bleeding to death out your rear end. rear end in a top hat. you oval office
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Centripetal Horse posted:I am at a different library, this time. This is a fancy-pants library. It's quite large, and I think it serves as some sort of depot or something, in addition to serving standard library functions. This library has spaces reserved for, "Low emission and fuel efficient vehicles only." The first car I saw parked in one is the famously fuel-efficient 2012ish Mercedes C300. A couple of spaces down from that was a car with the license plate, "IMOTIV8". This library does not seem to have an equivalent of the wifi room I've been living in at the other library. I miss the bumbrary >suck gas out of famously fuel-efficient 2012ish Mercedes C300 and bloody poop it into your own not-so-famous car
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This library does have huge padded seats with swing-out arms that you can rest things on, but overall it doesn't measure up by the standards of this homeless library dweller.
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Doctor Schnabel posted:good that youre homeless you deserve it. im glad that youre bleeding to death out your rear end. rear end in a top hat. you oval office This is rude
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corpuscollossus posted:This is rude
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Doctor Schnabel posted:good that youre homeless you deserve it. im glad that youre bleeding to death out your rear end. rear end in a top hat. you oval office having a bad day friend? don't worry, weekend is nearly here!  #weekend #blessed #woo
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Doctor Schnabel posted:im saying what were all thinking!!! That you are a trolling human being? At least the homeless guy is interesting.
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Sep 25, 2015 15:13
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okay youre being so loving rude to me right now. i gave him good advice, he should steal gas so he can drive around
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just reminding everyone he posted the pics of the toilet bowl, op is truthful and suffering.
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I'm hopeful that the op has a debit card so we can transfer some cash to him, but if he doesn't, are there any other options for getting him the means to gas up his car and get some non-lethal food in his system?
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:You Are Living In The Desert. Kill and drink the other homeless' blood. E: If i take a picture of my toilet bowl filled with blood will goons give me money too?
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Sep 25, 2015 15:32
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My roids started bleeding just now during my last bm, thinking of you op.
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notZaar posted:My roids started bleeding just now during my last bm, thinking of you op. wet wipes.
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i made a sandwich with expired cream cheese just now in solidarity. i dunno if itll do much though, i got guts made of cast iron and a butthole that could rip your pecker clean off i can also "like" your facebook group if you have one. im serious here
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Sep 25, 2015 15:39
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I had some slices of chicken that were a bit off yesterday. Was a bad move.
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gotta train your rear end bro. on the clock and working on a turd? catch'n'release till it plops out. getting chewed out by your boss? blow him kisses that he can't see. theres a million ways to get serious about fitness
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Al Borland posted:wet wipes. It doesn't work for me. My butt is complicated.
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do you do the thing with the coffee in the morning so it comes out easy and on time? pop a squat, then one wipe, two wipe, a lil splish-splash in the tubby and you're good for the whole day
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Centripetal Horse posted:I don't want anyone to think I've abandoned this thread, but the funny making GBS threads story has become more of a medical emergency. I am still bleeding and spewing lava. I am probably heading to the hospital as soon as I can arrange it. Waiting on a friend. I will reply to everything as soon as I can. you can also try the free federally funded community clinics that do not recqurie insurance http://findahealthcenter.hrsa.gov/
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oh and if you are in vegas the entire place is unionized go to a hiring hall and they will literally put you in 12 dollar an hour dishwashing job or whatever
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every time someone says "man i have a four year degree and even mcdonalds wont hire me" i'm pretty sure that person is a hoyty toyty smarty pants and the managers can smell that poo poo a mile away and will actively avoid hiring you because they know you think the job is "beneath" you and you will quit the second someone waves a salaried paycheck under your nose pro tip: mcdonalds doesn't care about your skills so don't even mention them. just tell them you really honestly need a job and you're a hard worker. i'm being like 98% serious here man. also if you have a car why don't you deliver food, delivery driver is like the easiest job in the world for a smelly hobo to get
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Clockwerk posted:I'm hopeful that the op has a debit card so we can transfer some cash to him, but if he doesn't, are there any other options for getting him the means to gas up his car and get some non-lethal food in his system? Bitcoin  Fake edit: In case anyone actually tries this, most of those ATMs are cash to bitcoin only, not the other way.
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yoloer420 posted:Bitcoin Of course cause only a retard would take bitcoin -> cash lol
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For real though, I'd throw some money OP's way if someone set up a PayPal or whatever. Good luck with your rear end blasting
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Centripetal Horse posted:I am also concerned about this, which is why I have given up eating. I turned down food my friend offered me, and I am barely touching the dry cereal in my car. All the food that goes in my mouth gets turned instantly into pain, and ejected from my bunghole in liquid form. I am drinking water as fast as I can get it down, and I am still obviously dehydrated. Here's some stuff on first aid for serious diarrhea. They're aimed at health workers dealing with public health emergencies, but they contain basic info for at-home treatment.
I'll update this post with relevant info from these docs. WHO Position Paper posted:ORS is a sodium and glucose solution which is prepared by diluting 1 sachet of ORS in 1 litre of safe water. It is important to administer the solution in small amounts at regular intervals on a continuous basis. In case ORS packets are not available, homemade solutions consisting of either half a small spoon of salt and six level small spoons of sugar dissolved in one litre of safe water, or lightly salted rice water or even plain water may be given to PREVENT or DELAY the onset of dehydration on the way to the health facility. However, these solutions are inadequate for TREATING dehydration caused by acute diarrhoea, particularly cholera, in which the stool loss and risk of shock are often high. To avoid dehydration, increased fluids should be given as soon as possible. All oral fluids, including ORS solution, should be prepared with the best available drinking water and stored safely. Continuous provision of nutritious food is essential and breastfeeding of infants and young children should continue. Absolute Lithops fucked around with this message at 19:10 on Sep 25, 2015 |
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Op you may not have a physical address, but I assume you have PayPal? UR in e/n was homeless and a lot of goons helped out that way....
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precision posted:every time someone says "man i have a four year degree and even mcdonalds wont hire me" i'm pretty sure that person is a hoyty toyty smarty pants and the managers can smell that poo poo a mile away and will actively avoid hiring you because they know you think the job is "beneath" you and you will quit the second someone waves a salaried paycheck under your nose There is actually validity in this person's suggestions. Employers are looking only for specific skillsets; if you emphasize skillsets beyond the job you apply for, they will assume you will leave employment as soon as you can find a more suitable job. So here is what you should do: (1) Become clean-shaven (2) Clean up (3) Put on nice, clean cloths (4) Apply for basic jobs at restaurants, convenience stores, retail (5) Keep your information on the application targetted toward ONLY that specific job (6) If you have more skillsets, perhaps you can explore opportunities once you are hired in your new workplace (7) WORK SMOOTH I'm happy to help, friend!
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Hey, another goon here that would be more than willing to toss some dollas at you. I'm just going to waste them on alcohol and drugs so it would be better if the money went toward making sure someone doesn't have to eat rotten meat and bleed out their rear end in a top hat to death.
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This needs a bloody bum kickstarter.
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I feel like this is some sort of scam/troll, but maybe just because I've been here way too long. If its not, I think you've definitely been getting paralyzed by all your issues/just trying to survive, and not getting a plan together to work on step by step to get out of the hole. At this point though, you've definitely gotta concentrate on getting your medical poo poo taken care of asap. I think its just a massive hemorrhoid flairup, but even that can require some medical intervention if its serious enough. After thats taken care of, concentrate on getting the thing on your face taken care of. Not only is skin cancer nothing to gently caress around with, if its already that big its probably messing with your ability to interview. Then get EBT, so can get off the dry cereal diet. Until then, there are a ton of hotels around there with free breakfast right? I'm not quite sure of the logistics of hitting the casino buffets for free, but at hotel breakfasts you just roll in confidently and eat up. Maybe through a side door if you're looking that bad. Then you gotta get gas in your car so you can keep moving it around, so it wont get towed (maybe this should be higher in the list). You have paypal right? Do you have a paypal debit card so you can get cash from it? Get it sent to your sausage-friend if you don't already. Then you can do things like visit a bunch of forums with a good story and get paypalled some money for gas. Siphoning gas at this point isn't actually that bad a tip. I mean, times sound really loving desperate. You can't lose your car with all thats left of your poo poo in it. All you need is a hose and a can. Then maybe you can get back to working on less shady ways to get money. Times are definitely tough for older developers in between jobs. Let alone without college degrees. HR wants to see qualifications, and likes young people currently working. Doing free work for people with big dreams and no follow through leads to where you are now. Maybe time for a career change.
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Baddog posted:I feel like this is some sort of scam/troll, but maybe just because I've been here way too long. Yeah, steal some gas you fuckin' retard.
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I volunteer to let my kids not have a Christmas to help you out OP.
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Hey Horse, any thoughts on going to a shelter, Salvation Army, or similar aid organization? If you don't trust institutions, Food Not Bombs is an Anarchist-run organization that gives food to hungry people. The Las Vegas group says they meet every Sunday and Monday. The FNB group in my city is pretty well connected with the coops and squats and assorted hippie subculture, I'd assume it's the same over in your neck of the woods. They might be able to connect you with people who can help, or at the very least they can give you some healthy food twice a week. Even offering to help them drive around they'd be able to cop you gas money. Is this article any use? You need allies, dude, you deserve the right to crap under a roof. Please talk to someone, anyone local with the power to help you.
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im now accepting donations to media mail over some more sausages to our fine obese goon
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Another piece of advice that may or may not jive with you. There are a lot of good Christian churches (and others I assume, but I don't have experience with them) out there that have programs setup for this kind of stuff. Get semi-cleaned up, roll into a smaller looking church and tell someone your story. There's a solid chance you can get a place to say (your own place or staying with someone) and a warm meal at the very least. You could even luck out and get a part time job mowing their lawn or doing random work for some cashola. My only experience with this type of thing is in smaller towns so no clue if you'll be able to make it happen in Vegas or not. Good luck regardless!
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gently caress the ROW posted:im now accepting donations to media mail over some more sausages to our fine obese goon
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