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Piso Mojado

peasant: "My leige, our humble villiage to the south has fallen victim to bandits. We graciously request you send a small contingent of troops to..."

me: [loudly slurping my last few drinks of a 32oz Peach and Papaya smoothie] *sluuurrrrrp*

peasant: "please my lord, all we need is a few strong men to...."

me: *sluuuuurrrrp slurp slurrrp*

peasant [groveling, crying]: "I plead with you my king. They killed my son and have taken my sister hostage. All I'm asking is...."

me: [hits button on obnoxiously loud blender]

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The (Smoothie) Stand

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IT (is delicious and refreshing)

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
are you going to force them to appeal to the dairy queen

google THIS

The Blending

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Thinner (from drinking so many healthy smoothies)

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Carrie (a couple of the smoothies inside for me, would you? They were out of drink carriers)

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Cujo (it's a superfruit probably)

Piso Mojado

"I have a dream, that one day my four little children will be able to enjoy a delicious, low calorie meal replacement smoothie without being judged by the flavor of their whey." - Martin Luther Smoothie King, Jr.

Piso Mojado

google THIS posted:

Thinner (from drinking so many healthy smoothies)

Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives
"Can't we all just get along (to the gym with our protein shots)?" - Rodney Smoothie King

poverty goat



today on "will it blend:" the jewry

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Children of the Kale

alnilam

The Blending of the Three (simple natural ingredients)

Bread Set Jettison

Is america ready for a yogurt based smoothie king?


Senior Management



My Liege! A messenger from our enemy, the Kingdom of Jamba Juice has arrived!

:jerry:

FreshCutFries

*townspeople watching pounds of rotten fruit being thrown on a compost pile*
"The king is dead"
*a horse neighs in the distance, betraying an incoming shipment of bananas, mangos, and vitamin supplements*
"Long live the king"

ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Not having a Smoothie King would be Misery.

DemonToadGoat

*slams a heed down on the counter*

I'll have one smoothie and a snack wrap to go please

FutonForensic

freedom from tyranny! the king has agreed to sign the Mango Carta


Damp Star Baby

Staying Legend. CA Exempt DEATH
my liege told me I don't need to make smoothies with ice I was all yeah right :rolleyes:

I must create a system or be enslaved by another mans; I will not reason and compare: my business is to create. - William Blake

Damp Star Baby

Staying Legend. CA Exempt DEATH
The house of Chia vs. The house of Hemp

I must create a system or be enslaved by another mans; I will not reason and compare: my business is to create. - William Blake

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tao of lmao

Peasant: Sire, a royal diplomat from the Orange Kingdom is here. He requests a parley with you.

Me: Unless he wants to end up under my boot, that bastard Julius will see me personally.

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