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peasant: "My leige, our humble villiage to the south has fallen victim to bandits. We graciously request you send a small contingent of troops to..."
me: [loudly slurping my last few drinks of a 32oz Peach and Papaya smoothie] *sluuurrrrrp*
peasant: "please my lord, all we need is a few strong men to...."
me: *sluuuuurrrrp slurp slurrrp*
peasant [groveling, crying]: "I plead with you my king. They killed my son and have taken my sister hostage. All I'm asking is...."
me: [hits button on obnoxiously loud blender]
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Sep 23, 2015 15:44
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Mar 29, 2024 11:20
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The (Smoothie) Stand
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Sep 23, 2015 15:52
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- google THIS
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IT (is delicious and refreshing)
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Sep 23, 2015 15:52
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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are you going to force them to appeal to the dairy queen
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Sep 23, 2015 15:53
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The Blending
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Sep 23, 2015 15:54
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- google THIS
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Thinner (from drinking so many healthy smoothies)
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Sep 23, 2015 15:54
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Carrie (a couple of the smoothies inside for me, would you? They were out of drink carriers)
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Sep 23, 2015 15:55
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Cujo (it's a superfruit probably)
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Sep 23, 2015 15:58
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"I have a dream, that one day my four little children will be able to enjoy a delicious, low calorie meal replacement smoothie without being judged by the flavor of their whey." - Martin Luther Smoothie King, Jr.
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Sep 23, 2015 16:01
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Thinner (from drinking so many healthy smoothies)
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Sep 23, 2015 16:05
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- Barco Fiesta
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a fantasy of olives
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"Can't we all just get along (to the gym with our protein shots)?" - Rodney Smoothie King
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Sep 23, 2015 16:06
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Children of the Kale
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Sep 23, 2015 16:11
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The Blending of the Three (simple natural ingredients)
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Sep 23, 2015 17:26
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*townspeople watching pounds of rotten fruit being thrown on a compost pile*
"The king is dead"
*a horse neighs in the distance, betraying an incoming shipment of bananas, mangos, and vitamin supplements*
"Long live the king"
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Sep 23, 2015 21:07
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- ChairmanMeow
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Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
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Not having a Smoothie King would be Misery.
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Sep 24, 2015 04:04
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*slams a heed down on the counter*
I'll have one smoothie and a snack wrap to go please
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Sep 25, 2015 01:34
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freedom from tyranny! the king has agreed to sign the Mango Carta
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Sep 25, 2015 17:45
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- Damp Star Baby
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Staying Legend. CA Exempt DEATH
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my liege told me I don't need to make smoothies with ice I was all yeah right
I must create a system or be enslaved by another mans; I will not reason and compare: my business is to create. - William Blake
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Sep 25, 2015 19:27
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Staying Legend. CA Exempt DEATH
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The house of Chia vs. The house of Hemp
I must create a system or be enslaved by another mans; I will not reason and compare: my business is to create. - William Blake
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Sep 25, 2015 19:28
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- tao of lmao
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Peasant: Sire, a royal diplomat from the Orange Kingdom is here. He requests a parley with you.
Me: Unless he wants to end up under my boot, that bastard Julius will see me personally.
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