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Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 22 days!


Pillbug

and soon swedes will be dark elves

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hard counter
Jan 2, 2015



Nauta posted:

Finns were racially unrelated to Europeans as well. It was said that they descended from a tribe that migrated from Mongolia. At a time when federal law barred all immigration from Asia, a federal immigration committee investigated the Finns' racial background, examining them for such physical characteristics as small eyes, high cheekbones, round heads, or stocky stature. Historian Marianne Wargelin:
After the 1907 strike, they tried to make the Finns be seen as Asians. There was an Asian exclusion act, and if the Finns could be seen as Asians, they could get them kicked out of the country.
In 1908, Federal authorities tried to use the act to deny citizenship to 16 Finnish men.

it's amazing how little the finlander has been touched by the onward march of history

in 2215 we'll still be talking about finns shiving each other, albeit now with power knives over einstein-bose condensate bogs

throw to first DAMN IT
Apr 10, 2007
This whole thread has been raging at the people who don't want Saracen invasion to their homes

Perhaps you too should be more accepting of their cultures


hard counter posted:

it's amazing how little the finlander has been touched by the onward march of history

in 2215 we'll still be talking about finns shiving each other, albeit now with power knives over einstein-bose condensate bogs

Sadly, it's looking like the golden age of Finland is nearing it's end.

http://www.bbc.com/future/story/201...favourite-drink

http://www.worldatlas.com/articles/...ng-nations.html posted:

The top coffee consuming nations in the world, based on per capita consumption."
[...]
1 Finland: 9.6 kg per capita (2.64 cups/day)

Perhaps as the strategic bean reserves dwindle down, Finland will launch one last desperate colonization attempt to secure the last cups. But likely we'll be just too tired.

DeepQantas
Jan 13, 2008

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...


Time to join NATO and buy more planes

Zzulu
May 15, 2009


The mongols were really cool, why do finns not want to be associated with them? They were basically vikings x100 but with horses instead of boats

Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?

Zzulu posted:

The mongols were really cool, why do finns not want to be associated with them? They were basically vikings x100 but with horses instead of boats

They're really short though, chicks don't go for short guys.

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015



Puistokemisti posted:

Sadly, it's looking like the golden age of Finland is nearing it's end.

http://www.bbc.com/future/story/201...favourite-drink


Perhaps as the strategic bean reserves dwindle down, Finland will launch one last desperate colonization attempt to secure the last cups. But likely we'll be just too tired.

oh no, is there any other way to self-medicate?

Hob_Gadling
Jul 6, 2007

I'm mad that the racists and bigots are being oppressed! Why can't I express my desire for Islamic genocide on these forums without being probated for it?


Grimey Drawer

Zzulu posted:

The mongols were really cool, why do finns not want to be associated with them? They were basically vikings x100 but with horses instead of boats

They're ryss.

Horrorosaurus
Oct 22, 2010


Gas this uninteresting POS already

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015



Zzulu posted:

The mongols were really cool, why do finns not want to be associated with them? They were basically vikings x100 but with horses instead of boats

raiding by horse instead of boat is like trying to be a tough gangster without a drivers license tho

the mongols' invasions of japan that were ruined by seas & bad weather was like finding out your mom couldn't give you and your friends a ride because she had an appointment

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 22 days!


Pillbug

Redmanred
Aug 29, 2005

My hometown japan


WanderingMinstrel I posted:

They're really short though, chicks don't go for short guys.

Must suck being a very short man.

Thankfully I got tall Swede genes.

lollontee
Nov 3, 2014

by FactsAreUseless


Horrorosaurus posted:

Gas this uninteresting POS already

Ignore the boring troll.

Hob_Gadling
Jul 6, 2007

I'm mad that the racists and bigots are being oppressed! Why can't I express my desire for Islamic genocide on these forums without being probated for it?


Grimey Drawer


Oh look, a swede.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004



Soiled Meat

Horrorosaurus posted:

Gas this uninteresting POS already

Stfu bog man

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich


a race of bog-worshipping knife-wielding maniac alcoholics sounds kinda cool and metal on paper so it's amazing how lame and depressing the reality of it is

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014



Soiled Meat

Puistokemisti posted:

Sadly, it's looking like the golden age of Finland is nearing it's end.

http://www.bbc.com/future/story/201...favourite-drink


Perhaps as the strategic bean reserves dwindle down, Finland will launch one last desperate colonization attempt to secure the last cups. But likely we'll be just too tired.
Speed will take its rightful place

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014



Soiled Meat

Slaughterhouse-Ive posted:

a race of bog-worshipping knife-wielding maniac alcoholics sounds kinda cool and metal on paper so it's amazing how lame and depressing the reality of it is

Cyberpunk will also be boring when it happens

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 22 days!


Pillbug

Top City Homo posted:

Cyberpunk will also be boring when it happens

it has already happened in china

Hogge Wild fucked around with this message at Oct 5, 2015 around 20:38

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014



Soiled Meat

Hogge Wild posted:

i has already happened in china

It needs more jacking in to the matrix

And then jacking off the matrix

So far it's just smog

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009



Nap Ghost

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014



Soiled Meat

extradite THIS!
Mar 8, 2010





it's cool to think this entire gay idiot nation will probably just commit suicide when climate change makes growing coffee impossible. it's something I think of often and then I laugh and sleep well.

extradite THIS!
Mar 8, 2010





also it's great because it'll leave plenty of empty land for the hundreds of millions of refugees who'll eventually flock to Finland because this hunk of land might still have poo poo like fresh water left, and, even better, there'll be no one left to complain about the ulukomaalaaset at that point.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


hard counter posted:

oh no, is there any other way to self-medicate?

will coca plants survive global warming?

ass cobra
May 28, 2004



Soiled Meat

Leave the bog men and bog women alone imo

Say Nothing
Mar 4, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


WanderingMinstrel I posted:

They're really short though, chicks don't go for short guys.

Why are Icelanders so freaky tall?

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine


Say Nothing posted:

Why are Icelanders so freaky tall?



Vikings

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007


Dinosaur Gum

Say Nothing posted:

Why are Icelanders so freaky tall?



theyre gay

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


Top City Homo posted:

dwarves are der Juden

Swedes are elves

Muricans are the Humans

Russians are hobgoblins

Does this make Norway the gay little forest elves nobody likes?

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Bro Dad posted:

Does this make Norway the gay little forest elves nobody likes?

Mightaswell
Dec 4, 2003

Not now chief, I'm in the fuckin' zone.


this thread makes me want to move to Finland sounds rad as hell

Laputanmachine
Oct 31, 2010

Thanks for the mouthful


Mightaswell posted:

this thread makes me want to move to Finland sounds rad as hell

Do you like suicidal depression and not seeing the sun for half a year and drinking bad beer that tastes like piss and bad vodka that tastes like disinfectant? Why aren't you already here?

Waci
May 30, 2011

Let me axe you just one question.

CAT rear end now!!! posted:

also it's great because it'll leave plenty of empty land for the hundreds of millions of refugees who'll eventually flock to Finland because this hunk of land might still have poo poo like fresh water left, and, even better, there'll be no one left to complain about the ulukomaalaaset at that point.

Nah, they'll still decide it's too cold and empty and go to Sweden instead.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


Laputanmachine posted:

Do you like suicidal depression and not seeing the sun for half a year and drinking bad beer that tastes like piss and bad vodka that tastes like disinfectant? Why aren't you already here?

the misery of eastern Europe, without the quality vodka to deaden it.

BARONS CYBER SKULL
Jun 19, 2004

There is nothing wrong with your connected device. Do not attempt to adjust the stream. We are controlling the content.


A Dane, a Swede and a Finn walk into a bar.

The Dane hands a waitress his card to order a round of drinks because Danes are trusting, and everyone except the Finn cheers.

The Swde saunters up to the bar gayly and orders a round of drinks saying "I am financially well off, نخبك!" And everyone but the Finn cheers.

The Finn walks up to the bar, mumbles an order for a round under his breath, then drinks all three beers, stabs the Swede on the way out the door and returns to his home under a bridge.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


still lolling how americans back in the day figured out swedes were good noble whites similar to Germans while finns were something else.

etalian fucked around with this message at Oct 6, 2015 around 04:18

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015



this thread doesn't peddle in caricatures and stereotypes, just universal truths that can be observed anywhere by anyone

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014



Soiled Meat

Bro Dad posted:

Does this make Norway the gay little forest elves nobody likes?

that or kobolds

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Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014



Soiled Meat

hard counter posted:

this thread doesn't peddle in caricatures and stereotypes, just universal truths that can be observed anywhere by anyone

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