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Risky Bisquick
Jan 18, 2008

PLEASE LET ME WRITE YOUR VICTIM IMPACT STATEMENT SO I CAN FURTHER DEMONSTRATE THE CALAMITY THAT IS OUR JUSTICE SYSTEM.


So why don't you guys want to share your bog with the immigrants?

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Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012
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Pillbug

jm20 posted:

So why don't you guys want to share your bog with the immigrants?

there's only so much room on bus stops:

HerraS
Apr 15, 2012

Looking professional when committing genocide is essential. This is mostly achieved by using a beret.

Olive drab colour ensures the genocider will remain hidden from his prey until it's too late for them to do anything.


jm20 posted:

So why don't you guys want to share your bog with the immigrants?

were happy to take in any immigrants that can make kebab or some other asian cuisine but everyone else can gently caress off, we dont need people that enjoy waking up in the morning here

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich


jm20 posted:

So why don't you guys want to share your bog with the immigrants?

Things got bloody last time Mongols and Arabs met

ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009


Alan Smithee posted:

Finns how do you feel about Russian refugees buying up all the property

What do Russians need with bogs?

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006


what do you mean by russian refugees?

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009



Nap Ghost

Dyna Soar posted:

what do you mean by russian refugees?

rich russians buying property abroad to protect against the lovely russian economy, i assume

Catpain Slack
Apr 1, 2014


The coming-of-age ritual in Finland is knniss burning your perse on the kiuas.

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

#gbs @ irc.synirc.net


i live next to finland and i can hear them wail from here

Triple A
Jul 14, 2010

Your sword, sahib.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM4aa8wpnIE

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012
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Pillbug

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


Hogge Wild posted:

there's only so much room on bus stops:



If a suicide bomber attacked finnish bus stop there would be low casualties.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012



Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012
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Pillbug

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...


No ring.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011
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sauna so good it made him cum

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012
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Pillbug

finn fails at suicide:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lq-54gox6-k

Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005


yes just what arabs from the middle east need, a loving box that makes you sweat a lot

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009



Nap Ghost

turns out finns have a genetic mutation that makes them mean drunks

http://www.nature.com/tp/journal/v5...tp2015170a.html

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012



Neato stock footage over historically significant music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5zg_af9b8c

quote:

Finlandia, Op. 26 is a symphonic poem by the Finnish composer Jean Sibelius. The first version was written in 1899, and it was revised in 1900. The piece was composed for the Press Celebrations of 1899, a covert protest against increasing censorship from the Russian Empire, as the last of seven pieces, each performed as an accompaniment to a tableau depicting episodes from Finnish history.

The premiere was on 2 July 1900 in Helsinki with the Helsinki Philharmonic Society conducted by Robert Kajanus. A typical performance takes anywhere from 7 to 9 minutes.

A recurrent joke within Finland at this time was the renaming of Finlandia at various musical concerts so as to avoid Russian censorship. Titles under which the piece masqueraded were numerous, a famously flippant example being Happy Feelings at the awakening of Finnish Spring.

Most of the piece is taken up with rousing and turbulent music, evoking the national struggle of the Finnish people. But towards the end, a calm comes over the orchestra, and the serenely melodic Finlandia Hymn is heard. Often incorrectly cited as a traditional folk melody, the Hymn section is of Sibelius's own creation.

It's a little marsh-heavy.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



Two detained in Finland over ISIS executions in Tikrit

quote:

The National Bureau of Investigation says that two Iraqi men were detained in Forssa, Finland, on Tuesday on suspicion of terrorism-related murders committed in Iraq. The detentions took place peacefully.

At a press conference on Thursday afternoon, NBI Chief Inspector Jari Rty said that the men are suspected of 11 killings on one occasion in Iraq in June 2014. The incident was part the ISIS Camp Speicher massacre of unarmed Iraqi Air Force cadets near Tikrit, where more than 1,000 are believed to have died.

The men allegedly shot dead Iraqi Army cadets who had been taken prisoner following an attack on a bus. ISIS made propaganda videos of the killings and distributed them online.

also

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011
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Vote Trump people.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012
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Pillbug

a bone to pick posted:

Vote Trump people.

our trump party is one of the 3 parties in government and nothing has changed

edit: lol and they have lost most of their support

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012





same, from now on

Zzulu
May 15, 2009


go back to your bog you

Double Bill
Jan 29, 2006



http://www.mtv.fi/uutiset/kotimaa/a...ellista/5606464

2000 asylum applications from Iraqis have been withdrawn this year, which usually means voluntary return. Most state "family reasons", but we all know the real cause. Just a few months in our depressing bogland and ISIS and war don't look so bad anymore.

throw to first DAMN IT
Apr 10, 2007
This whole thread has been raging at the people who don't want Saracen invasion to their homes

Perhaps you too should be more accepting of their cultures


Double Bill posted:

http://www.mtv.fi/uutiset/kotimaa/a...ellista/5606464

2000 asylum applications from Iraqis have been withdrawn this year, which usually means voluntary return. Most state "family reasons", but we all know the real cause. Just a few months in our depressing bogland and ISIS and war don't look so bad anymore.

http://www.helsinkitimes.fi/finland...isboksi-etusivu

quote:

I'm ready to go back home as early as tomorrow, Tareq Thajeel Ajaj declares at a reception centre in Otaniemi, Espoo, after withdrawing his asylum application.

Ajaj says he is drawn back to his home in northern Iraq by news that his father has fallen seriously ill but, first and foremost, by his disappointment with Finland: the country did not turn out to be quite what human traffickers promised on the coast of the Mediterranean Sea. He is especially fed up with inactivity and local food after spending four months at the reception centre.

I don't know what will happen to me in Iraq, but here I'm dying on the inside, he says.

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax


"I am dying on the inside" just means the dude's integrating.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009


come to finland and die on the inside

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012
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Pillbug

everything working as planned

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL


"the country did not turn out to be quite what human traffickers promised"

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo



dying on the inside or dying for real, tough choice

Soft Shell Crab
Apr 12, 2006



Rambling Robot posted:

"the country did not turn out to be quite what human traffickers promised"

He should leave this human trafficker real bad review. Really let him have it. He did make it through alive though so maybe two stars.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012



Jesus:



Is Finland even real?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


Free Market Mambo posted:

"I am dying on the inside" just means the dude's integrating.

The Arab migrants needed to integrate into Finnish customs such as winter suicide.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Instructional courses about the proper use of alcohol might help. Vodka may be haraam, but it's your best bet for surviving life in a frozen hyperborean bog. Life is compromise and even the Prophet PBUH would've gotten drunk on the regs had he been stranded in Finland.

Elukka
Feb 17, 2011



Accretionist posted:

Jesus:



Is Finland even real?
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/...6pn30?context=3

No.

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax


uber_stoat posted:

Instructional courses about the proper use of alcohol might help. Vodka may be haraam, but it's your best bet for surviving life in a frozen hyperborean bog. Life is compromise and even the Prophet PBUH would've gotten drunk on the regs had he been stranded in Finland.

I'm pretty sure there's a hadith or something that says "Play it by ear the higher the latitude, poo poo gets weird."

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo



that's retarded

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buckets of buckets
Apr 8, 2012


I want to live in finland, although terrible it sounds 100x better than the uk

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