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HUMAN FISH
Jul 6, 2003

I Am A Mom With A
"BLACK BELT"
In AUTISM
I Have Strengths You Can't Imagine


Kehveli posted:

I haven't had a drink in over four years. Maybe you're just bad at living in arctic wastelands.

sorry about your alcoholism

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Jerry Cotton
Nov 25, 2010



Zzulu posted:

They cheat and keep warm by drinking themselves into mindless stupor

As my father used to say: "since drinking alcohol kills brain cells, the starting level is very important." (Also "Big head, small brains. Small head, no brains.")

throw to first DAMN IT
Apr 10, 2007
This whole thread has been raging at the people who don't want Saracen invasion to their homes

Perhaps you too should be more accepting of their cultures


I haven't drunk alcohol for years because my doctor told me I was alcoholic and clearly needed help because I wasn't capable of helping myself and so I stopped because what the gently caress does that rear end in a top hat know.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014





in isis u gotta kill ur mom because they say so in finland u gotta kill ur mom because she cheated on u

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009



Nap Ghost

finlanders, how do you make money when you have nothing of worth? we need some tips here in norway now that oil is down the shitter. thanks

Jerry Cotton
Nov 25, 2010



LordArgh posted:

finlanders, how do you make money when you have nothing of worth? we need some tips here in norway now that oil is down the shitter. thanks

I could tell you but I'll have to charge.

Jerry Cotton
Nov 25, 2010



drat I spilled the beans

Vaginal Vagrant
Jan 12, 2007

by R. Guyovich


Puistokemisti posted:

I haven't drunk alcohol for years because my doctor told me I was alcoholic and clearly needed help because I wasn't capable of helping myself and so I stopped because what the gently caress does that rear end in a top hat know.

A Finn can only stop drinking when motivated by intense bitterness.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009


BARONS CYBER SKULL
Jun 19, 2004

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The mongols kept their yurts spotless

W424
Oct 21, 2010


LordArgh posted:

finlanders, how do you make money when you have nothing of worth? we need some tips here in norway now that oil is down the shitter. thanks

Weed grows just fine indoors.

Jerry Cotton
Nov 25, 2010



BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

The mongols kept their yurts spotless

Gers. But I guess to a super racist like you, all hordes look the same?

Jusupov
May 24, 2007
only text

LordArgh posted:

finlanders, how do you make money when you have nothing of worth? we need some tips here in norway now that oil is down the shitter. thanks

dubai turned their desert in to poo poo tourist attraction, maybe you can do the same? Imagine the fjords full of hotels and tall buildings

BARONS CYBER SKULL
Jun 19, 2004

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Jerry Cotton posted:

Gers. But I guess to a super racist like you, all hordes look the same?

I'm actual white, not fake white like you, Finn!

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


will maybe have to watch some finnish porn to see if their women pass the titty test?

Hob_Gadling
Jul 6, 2007

I'm mad that the racists and bigots are being oppressed! Why can't I express my desire for Islamic genocide on these forums without being probated for it?


Grimey Drawer

Jusupov posted:

dubai turned their desert in to poo poo tourist attraction, maybe you can do the same? Imagine the fjords full of hotels and tall buildings

We have more than enough Russians here already.

Typical Pubbie
May 10, 2011


Hob_Gadling posted:

We have more than enough Russians here already.

When did this become a thread about Cape Verde?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


If you move a Finn to a sunny city such as San Diego or Miami for example would he give give up his depressed bogman ways?

BARONS CYBER SKULL
Jun 19, 2004

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etalian posted:

If you move a Finn to a sunny city such as San Diego or Miami for example would he give give up his depressed bogman ways?

He'll dig a damp cave to fill with hot rocks under the city.

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015



etalian posted:

If you move a Finn to a sunny city such as San Diego or Miami for example would he give give up his depressed bogman ways?

nah, the finn will just be confronted with the knowledge that the true darkness was inside him all along

Jerry Cotton
Nov 25, 2010



etalian posted:

will maybe have to watch some finnish porn to see if their women pass the titty test?

Don't do this.

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010



Don't start what you can't finnish

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012



We need this as a cognate:

Jerry Cotton
Nov 25, 2010



Accretionist posted:

We need this as a cognate:



OK now do one about festaripillu TIA.

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011



Gravy Boat 2k

So the racists are officially marching on the streets of Finland

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n85LwLsvSfc

Just look at them. Good thing i'm local otherwise id poo poo my pants

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW

Clapping Larry

I live in Singapore and went to see that band "Nightwish" last night. They looked like they were having a lot of fun on stage, which checks out because Singapore is basically a combo bog/sauna.

e: New lead singer is Dutch, so I guess my theory has a few holes.

Murray Mantoinette fucked around with this message at Jan 19, 2016 around 10:31

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 18 days!


Pillbug

st1LL_51ngl3 posted:

I live in Singapore and went to see that band "Nightwish" last night. They looked like they were having a lot of fun on stage, which checks out because Singapore is basically a combo bog/sauna.

e: New lead singer is Dutch, so I guess my theory has a few holes.

well the dutch are swamp germans so the theory holds out

DeepQantas
Jan 13, 2008

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...


Finnish thermometer:



when it freezes over, you don't go outside

Jerry Cotton
Nov 25, 2010



DeepQantas posted:

Finnish thermometer:



when it freezes over, you don't go outside

Who the gently caress has a key hole on the inside?

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 20 days!


DeepQantas posted:

when it freezes over, you don't go outside

but how will the finn be able to get his life-sustaining alcohol?

BARONS CYBER SKULL
Jun 19, 2004

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Jerry Cotton posted:

Who the gently caress has a key hole on the inside?

the finn wants to be locked inside, away from everyone. Typical.

Jerry Cotton
Nov 25, 2010



a bone to pick posted:

but how will the finn be able to get his life-sustaining alcohol?

Just capture one of the beavers living inside the walls and distill it from their anal glands.

(Seriouspost by the way.)

DeepQantas
Jan 13, 2008

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...


Jerry Cotton posted:

Who the gently caress has a key hole on the inside?
who has two thumbs and is chronically depressed?

Jerry Cotton
Nov 25, 2010



DeepQantas posted:

who has two thumbs and is chronically depressed?

Ligur?

DeepQantas
Jan 13, 2008

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...


this guy! ayyyy!

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


jyrque posted:

So the racists are officially marching on the streets of Finland

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n85LwLsvSfc

Just look at them. Good thing i'm local otherwise id poo poo my pants

Racist rallies are good for the finnish soul since it encouraged people to go outside as a social group

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015



st1LL_51ngl3 posted:

I live in Singapore and went to see that band "Nightwish" last night. They looked like they were having a lot of fun on stage, which checks out because Singapore is basically a combo bog/sauna.

nightwish is really good even though I should have grown out of that kind of music after 14

fitting that finland would be one of the metal capitals of the worlds, it being a slowly dying genre and all

Jerry Cotton
Nov 25, 2010



I like that one Nightwish track where no-one sings.

Found it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpu4f5q7wck

Jerry Cotton fucked around with this message at Jan 20, 2016 around 20:28

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax


Next weekend I'm taking the snus boat to the Great Western Enemy, may Kekkonen have mercy on my boggy heart and I not be blinded by the glowing golden ones who dwell therein.

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hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





I think every shy finn secretly wishes he could be on stage, screaming profanities on top of his lungs to electric guitar backing

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