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Nauta posted:goons are literally retards for using the word literally How loving long did you have to look to find that one? ![]()
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Skeesix posted:How loving long did you have to look to find that one? wow she looks like from some middle ages simulator
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midnightclimax posted:wow she looks like from some middle ages simulator +25 Strength -10 Int -15 Charisma
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So really what I'm getting from this is that Finland and Scandinavia in general is not a place I should want to visit.
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i GIS'd "typical finn" and got these:![]() ![]() ![]() Explain?????
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Nothing to explain.
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Skeesix posted:How loving long did you have to look to find that one? 0 seconds as she was in the news earlier this month https://translate.google.fi/transla...312&prev=search
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:i GIS'd "typical finn" and got these: no knifes. poo poo is inaccurate ![]() ![]() ![]()
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:i GIS'd "typical finn" and got these: if u GIS "typical [any nationality]" you will get very similar results
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:Fun Finland fact: the Finnish word for "Happiness" is the same word for "Suicide"
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quakster posted:the word is "viina", btw The cause of, and solution to all life's problems. Actually, now that you think of it, Homer Simpson is probably of Finnish descent.
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kikkelivelho posted:no knifes. poo poo is inaccurate To be shanked by svensk stål, the greatest shame.
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Hey Öjvind, man! Check out Channel 9, check out this chick! _______________/ ![]()
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ultrabindu posted:So really what I'm getting from this is that Finland and Scandinavia in general is not a place I should want to visit. yes, everything is terrible. please don't come here
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I can confirm that every moment spent on Finnish soil is nothing but suffering. Please go to Sweden instead.
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Tell everyone you meet that Finland is a hell on earth and you should not emigrate here, especially if you are poor and/or brown
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Everyone in that Per tumblr looks like the 1970s
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Accretionist posted:Everyone in that Per tumblr looks like the 1970s it takes a while for those charity boxes to arrive in finland
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ultrabindu posted:So really what I'm getting from this is that Finland and Scandinavia in general is not a place I should want to visit. It's horrible here. Please don't come.
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serious norman posted:white ppl.gif mongols.gif tyvm
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The only glimmer of joy and hope in my life is mournfully staring at the pictures of Sweden.
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FreudianSlippers posted:Literally all True Finns are hideous goblin people They all look malnourished
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Recently I read an old Finnish book called Kuolleet Omenapuut (Dead Apple Trees) by Joel Lehtonen. It's a collection of short stories set in 1917-1918 Finland, published in 1918. It introduced a very varied cast of characters from all social classes; rich, poor, intelligent, dumb, benevolent, belligerent. The mood varied wildly from brief, fleeting moments of happiness to absolute grief and despair and it ultimately mixed into something you could call "Finnish". One of the more central characters, Aapeli Muttinen waxes philosophically about how luck and happiness do not last and everything is bound to die in the end, even when he's generally quite happy and a sort of jovial fellow, at least in Finnish terms. The book peaks in the description of the Finnish civil war that happened at that time and the author clearly tries to come to terms what the hell happened, by having Muttinen there in the midst of it, shotgun in hand, cowering in snow and trying to make sense of it all. In the end pretty much all the characters that had any interesting or admirable traits are either dead, insane or have left Finland forever and all that is left is a greedy shortsighted idiot determined to get rich. The book is almost a hundred years old but it's pretty much Finland condensed. Anyway that's my review of a classic piece of Finnish literature. Also the book had an appendix of reviews of the book that were written in December 1918. One of them referred to the civil war as "that problem we had last spring" which was pretty funny. Also also, if you meet a Finnish person that refers to the civil war as the freedom war, run and never look back.
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I read somewhere that Finnish is a language that exists because of a language demon that lives somewhere beneath Finland. The demon has been slowly guiding the scandinavian tongue for millennia until their language became a bunch of magic spells that they speak out loud to increase the demons power
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Beef Turret posted:I read somewhere that Finnish is a language that exists because of a language demon that lives somewhere beneath Finland. The demon has been slowly guiding the scandinavian tongue for millennia until their language became a bunch of magic spells that they speak out loud to increase the demons power Actually Finland and the finnish language are products of a Japanese whaling conspiracy: https://np.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2qjohv/what_did_your_parents_show_you_to_do_that_you/cn6pn30
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Beef Turret posted:I read somewhere that Finnish is a language that exists because of a language demon that lives somewhere beneath Finland. The demon has been slowly guiding the scandinavian tongue for millennia until their language became a bunch of magic spells that they speak out loud to increase the demons power guess you should be grateful we speak so little then huh
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Beef Turret posted:I read somewhere that Finnish is a language that exists because of a language demon that lives somewhere beneath Finland. The demon has been slowly guiding the scandinavian tongue for millennia until their language became a bunch of magic spells that they speak out loud to increase the demons power ![]()
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two finns on a date:![]()
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Puistokemisti posted:
This movie rocked
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Are there any death metal songs about penguins?
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FreudianSlippers posted:Literally all True Finns are hideous goblin people ![]() They call me Neolainen ![]()
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FreudianSlippers posted:Literally all True Finns are hideous goblin people ![]() These look like perfectly normal itä-Helsinki people?
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So did he get it from the comic or is it a larger running gag?
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Puistokemisti posted:
Hang on, do average Finns actually look like that? Because I'm picturing Finland as a bunch of time travelers from the 1970s now, a nation where Led Zeppelin and board games are still popular, and I must go there
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tetsuo posted:So did he get it from the comic or is it a larger running gag? From the comic
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AEMINAL posted:
i like the semi-hidden faded adidas logo, you know he's flashing that poo poo so punk bitches know he's already in his karelian combat uniform (tracksuit which hasn't been washed for years) ready to bring the heat
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Accretionist posted:Hang on, do average Finns actually look like that? we all float down here
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# ? Sep 24, 2023 14:28 |
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Accretionist posted:Hang on, do average Finns actually look like that? http://www.hel-looks.com/ tetsuo posted:So did he get it from the comic or is it a larger running gag? It's from that comic but basically isn't mentioned again.
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