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Nauta posted:Finns were racially unrelated to Europeans as well. It was said that they descended from a tribe that migrated from Mongolia. At a time when federal law barred all immigration from Asia, a federal immigration committee investigated the Finns' racial background, examining them for such physical characteristics as small eyes, high cheekbones, round heads, or stocky stature. Historian Marianne Wargelin: it's amazing how little the finlander has been touched by the onward march of history  in 2215 we'll still be talking about finns shiving each other, albeit now with power knives over einstein-bose condensate bogs
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hard counter posted:it's amazing how little the finlander has been touched by the onward march of history Sadly, it's looking like the golden age of Finland is nearing it's end.  http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20150728-coffee-the-bitter-end-of-our-favourite-drink http://www.worldatlas.com/articles/top-10-coffee-consuming-nations.html posted:The top coffee consuming nations in the world, based on per capita consumption." Perhaps as the strategic bean reserves dwindle down, Finland will launch one last desperate colonization attempt to secure the last cups. But likely we'll be just too tired.
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Oct 5, 2015 18:34
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Time to join NATO and buy more planes
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The mongols were really cool, why do finns not want to be associated with them? They were basically vikings x100 but with horses instead of boats
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Zzulu posted:The mongols were really cool, why do finns not want to be associated with them? They were basically vikings x100 but with horses instead of boats They're really short though, chicks don't go for short guys.
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Puistokemisti posted:Sadly, it's looking like the golden age of Finland is nearing it's end. oh no, is there any other way to self-medicate?
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Zzulu posted:The mongols were really cool, why do finns not want to be associated with them? They were basically vikings x100 but with horses instead of boats They're ryssä.
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Oct 5, 2015 18:58
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Gas this uninteresting POS already
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Zzulu posted:The mongols were really cool, why do finns not want to be associated with them? They were basically vikings x100 but with horses instead of boats raiding by horse instead of boat is like trying to be a tough gangster without a drivers license tho the mongols' invasions of japan that were ruined by seas & bad weather was like finding out your mom couldn't give you and your friends a ride because she had an appointment
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WanderingMinstrel I posted:They're really short though, chicks don't go for short guys. Must suck being a very short man. Thankfully I got tall Swede genes.
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Oct 5, 2015 19:21
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Horrorosaurus posted:Gas this uninteresting POS already Ignore the boring troll.
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Oh look, a swede.
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Horrorosaurus posted:Gas this uninteresting POS already Stfu bog man
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a race of bog-worshipping knife-wielding maniac alcoholics sounds kinda cool and metal on paper so it's amazing how lame and depressing the reality of it is
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Oct 5, 2015 20:17
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Puistokemisti posted:Sadly, it's looking like the golden age of Finland is nearing it's end.
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Slaughterhouse-Ive posted:a race of bog-worshipping knife-wielding maniac alcoholics sounds kinda cool and metal on paper so it's amazing how lame and depressing the reality of it is Cyberpunk will also be boring when it happens
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Top City Homo posted:Cyberpunk will also be boring when it happens it has already happened in china Hogge Wild fucked around with this message at 20:38 on Oct 5, 2015 |
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Hogge Wild posted:i has already happened in china It needs more jacking in to the matrix And then jacking off the matrix So far it's just smog
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it's cool to think this entire gay idiot nation will probably just commit suicide when climate change makes growing coffee impossible. it's something I think of often and then I laugh and sleep well.
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also it's great because it'll leave plenty of empty land for the hundreds of millions of refugees who'll eventually flock to Finland because this hunk of land might still have poo poo like fresh water left, and, even better, there'll be no one left to complain about the ulukomaalaaset at that point.
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hard counter posted:oh no, is there any other way to self-medicate? will coca plants survive global warming?
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Leave the bog men and bog women alone imo
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WanderingMinstrel I posted:They're really short though, chicks don't go for short guys. Why are Icelanders so freaky tall? 
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Say Nothing posted:Why are Icelanders so freaky tall? Vikings
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Say Nothing posted:Why are Icelanders so freaky tall? theyre gay
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Top City Homo posted:dwarves are der Juden Does this make Norway the gay little forest elves nobody likes?
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Bro Dad posted:Does this make Norway the gay little forest elves nobody likes? 
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this thread makes me want to move to Finland sounds rad as hell
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Mightaswell posted:this thread makes me want to move to Finland sounds rad as hell Do you like suicidal depression and not seeing the sun for half a year and drinking bad beer that tastes like piss and bad vodka that tastes like disinfectant? Why aren't you already here?
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CAT rear end now!!! posted:also it's great because it'll leave plenty of empty land for the hundreds of millions of refugees who'll eventually flock to Finland because this hunk of land might still have poo poo like fresh water left, and, even better, there'll be no one left to complain about the ulukomaalaaset at that point. Nah, they'll still decide it's too cold and empty and go to Sweden instead.
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Laputanmachine posted:Do you like suicidal depression and not seeing the sun for half a year and drinking bad beer that tastes like piss and bad vodka that tastes like disinfectant? Why aren't you already here? the misery of eastern Europe, without the quality vodka to deaden it.
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A Dane, a Swede and a Finn walk into a bar. The Dane hands a waitress his card to order a round of drinks because Danes are trusting, and everyone except the Finn cheers. The Swde saunters up to the bar gayly and orders a round of drinks saying "I am financially well off, نخبك!" And everyone but the Finn cheers. The Finn walks up to the bar, mumbles an order for a round under his breath, then drinks all three beers, stabs the Swede on the way out the door and returns to his home under a bridge.
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still lolling how americans back in the day figured out swedes were good noble whites similar to Germans while finns were something else.
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this thread doesn't peddle in caricatures and stereotypes, just universal truths that can be observed anywhere by anyone
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Bro Dad posted:Does this make Norway the gay little forest elves nobody likes? that or kobolds
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hard counter posted:this thread doesn't peddle in caricatures and stereotypes, just universal truths that can be observed anywhere by anyone 
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