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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010



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uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

what do Finnish people do all day? the answer may surprise you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-z4iw8Ppo1o

Jusupov
May 24, 2007
only text

Kangasala on hieno paikka

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Jusupov posted:

Kangasala on hieno paikka

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZS1iF3UU8Zk

ilu jerry cotton

Mr Underhill
Feb 14, 2012

Not picking that up.

This is now me and my coworkers' favorite guy on youtube.

Risky Bisquick
Jan 18, 2008

PLEASE LET ME WRITE YOUR VICTIM IMPACT STATEMENT SO I CAN FURTHER DEMONSTRATE THE CALAMITY THAT IS OUR JUSTICE SYSTEM.



Buglord

uber_stoat posted:

what do Finnish people do all day? the answer may surprise you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-z4iw8Ppo1o

:five:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Typical Pubbie
May 10, 2011
The last time I was at a party with a bunch of Finns and Swedes the Swedes convinced me to get naked and do cartwheels in the backyard in the middle of February in England. IIRC the Swedes laughed while the Finns watched and nodded approvingly.

What is with you people and getting naked outside?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Typical Pubbie posted:

The last time I was at a party with a bunch of Finns and Swedes the Swedes convinced me to get naked and do cartwheels in the backyard in the middle of February in England. IIRC the Swedes laughed while the Finns watched and nodded approvingly.

What is with you people and getting naked outside?

Well it's all the haritsoppa. It gets in your genes. Need to air them out.

e: I mean it's preferable to this:

3D Megadoodoo fucked around with this message at 09:41 on Jan 15, 2016

ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009

uber_stoat posted:

what do Finnish people do all day? the answer may surprise you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-z4iw8Ppo1o

Jerry Cotton posted:

Hello I'm the only actual Finnish poster from Finland Proper on the forums.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQGdbWrAIGE

How do bogmen know how to use any technology?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

ultrabindu posted:

How do bogmen know how to use any technology?

I give up; how?

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Jerry Cotton posted:

I give up; how?

Did you hear the joke about the Finn who invented the solar powered sauna?

He committed suicide.

TheIllestVillain
Dec 27, 2011

Sal, Wyoming's not a country

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Did you hear the joke about the Finn who invented the solar powered sauna?

He committed suicide.

No, tell it to me please!

Actual Finnish joke: "Kimmo Kinnunen went into sauna and saw his father Jorma








's dick."

Hmm seems to lose something in translation :shrug:

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Jerry Cotton posted:

No, tell it to me please!


the joke is that he killed himself

the humour is derived from the fact he had not killed himself before inventing something

DeepQantas
Jan 13, 2008

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

Jerry Cotton posted:

No, tell it to me please!

Actual Finnish joke: "Kimmo Kinnunen went into sauna and saw his father Jorma








's dick."

Hmm seems to lose something in translation :shrug:
You see the -nsä suffix is used for both the object and for possessive so it is unclear whether Kimmo saw his father Dick or his father's dick.

crabcakes66
May 24, 2012

by exmarx
You guys get naked with your families and are afraid to stand close to each other to the point of impracticality and extreme awkwardness, and yet we are weird for not taking our shoes off as soon we enter a home.

loving Eurotrash.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

DeepQantas posted:

You see the -nsä suffix is used for both the object and for possessive so it is unclear whether Kimmo saw his father Dick or his father's dick.

How is it unclear when the punchline is "dick"?

crabcakes66 posted:

Not huddling together like loving penguins all the time is somehow comparable to literally bringing animal and human faeces into your abode every day for no particular reason other than the fact that you're lazy as gently caress. Also eww naked people.

loving Eurotrash.

Fox Cunning
Jun 21, 2006

salt-induced orgasm in the mouth

crabcakes66 posted:

You guys get naked with your families and are afraid to stand close to each other to the point of impracticality and extreme awkwardness, and yet we are weird for not taking our shoes off as soon we enter a home.

loving Eurotrash.

You need a big bowl of haritsoppa and a sauna dude.

Also, take your shoes off you filthy carpet haver.

2nd Also, Finns aren't European.

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006

Fox Cunning posted:

2nd Also, Finns aren't European.

oh yeah? we're actually kinda more european than the rest of europeans due to our higher average % of neanderthal dna. so i guess you could say we're most european.

Fox Cunning
Jun 21, 2006

salt-induced orgasm in the mouth

Dyna Soar posted:

oh yeah? we're actually kinda more european than the rest of europeans due to our higher average % of neanderthal dna. so i guess you could say we're most european.

You're pretty much neanderthal-Swedes, is what you're saying?

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006

Fox Cunning posted:

You're pretty much neanderthal-Swedes, is what you're saying?

only the western half are swedes, but yeah thats what we basically are. still, 100% european.

Fox Cunning
Jun 21, 2006

salt-induced orgasm in the mouth

Dyna Soar posted:

only the western half are swedes, but yeah thats what we basically are. still, 100% european.

I'm just yanking your chain eastern brother, Finland is good. And European.

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
people wear shoes indoors at home? like, the same shoes they use when they walk outside in the filth? these americans are crazy

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

LordArgh posted:

people wear shoes indoors at home? like, the same shoes they use when they walk outside in the filth? these americans are crazy

Yeah but when you tell them to take their poo poo-infested Crocs off they get all BERNIE HUSSEIN OSABAMA BENGHAZI CUNTON TRYNA TAKE AWAY ARE SHOES, shoot a black person, and start making frantic love to their siamese twin dad cousin.

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost

Jerry Cotton posted:

Yeah but when you tell them to take their poo poo-infested Crocs off they get all BERNIE HUSSEIN OSABAMA BENGHAZI CUNTON TRYNA TAKE AWAY ARE SHOES, shoot a black person, and start making frantic love to their siamese twin dad cousin.

that's hosed up, my bog friend. i hope they find civilization some time

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

LordArgh posted:

that's hosed up, my bog friend. i hope they find civilization some time

Sadly, no country that wasn't over-run by Mongols can ever become civilized :(

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax
Don't you pretend that Finns don't love Crocs. Don't you even try.

Kehveli
Apr 1, 2009

Push It Like You Push Your Girlfriend

Free Market Mambo posted:

Don't you pretend that Finns don't love Crocs. Don't you even try.

My 2.5 year olds indoor daycare shoes are small and he needed new ones so I got him lil crocs since I figured they'd be easy for him to repeatedly put on and off during the day. After several attempts and tantrums I have now given up on ever getting him to wear them.

#notallfinns

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax
There is hope.

ZombieJesus
Feb 26, 2005

He died for your sins, he rose for your BRAINS
Wait, putting on crocs was too complicated for him?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

ZombieJesus posted:

Wait, putting on crocs was too complicated for him?

:laffo:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Free Market Mambo posted:

Don't you pretend that Finns don't love Crocs. Don't you even try.

Nah that's Savonians or something.

:lol: if you don't Reinot:

Kehveli
Apr 1, 2009

Push It Like You Push Your Girlfriend

ZombieJesus posted:

Wait, putting on crocs was too complicated for him?

lol

He just doesn't like them. I'd be afraid he doesn't grow up to be a proper bogman but at least he loves to sauna so there's that

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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It is so god drat cold here, in Finlands superior neighbouring country, Sweden.

Too cold, imo

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Zzulu posted:

It is so god drat cold here, in Finlands superior neighbouring country, Sweden.

Too cold, imo

You'd never hear this kind of bitching from a bogman

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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They cheat and keep warm by drinking themselves into mindless stupor

Kehveli
Apr 1, 2009

Push It Like You Push Your Girlfriend
I haven't had a drink in over four years. Maybe you're just bad at living in arctic wastelands.

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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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then you have lost the way of the bog

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