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Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

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Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

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lol

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

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quakster posted:

yep. definitely could kill a swedish person right now

umad :troll:

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

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kikkelivelho posted:

I've been thinking about this for a while and I feel like maybe Finland is....good?

hmm i dont know

ive heard that you have to eat free food in a free apartment and people will give you money for nothing

doesnt sound really good to me

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

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fyodor posted:

so like if i go to japan because i want squeeky, pubescent-looking japanese girls that's loving sick and gross but if i go to sweden because i want to gently caress a milk-titted, blonde, blue-eyed woman that's totally chill right?

if you want to do that, you better hurry, this is what swedish women will look like in a few years:



Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

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Beef Turret posted:

Lol, if true

it is

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
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some finnish academics took part in the last eurovision:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePhjs-3q068

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

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Waci posted:

That's a knife made in Finland, not a Finnish-style knife. The blade is too slender and starts narrowing too early to be a proper Finn shanking knife.

yeah that's a filleting knife

this is a trad puukko:





hard counter posted:

a bog worshipper gifted me a puukko a whiles back - probably just a clever way of destroying evidence

how is one expected to react when being gifted a shiv anyway

remove it from your guts and stab back

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
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probably unnecessary to ask, but how shitfaced was he?

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

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Ilustforponydeath posted:

How could she tell?

it understood swedish

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

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well, the american limp dick in florida lacks balls:

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

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they used to have the head of the scandinavian penisula

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

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and soon swedes will be dark elves

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

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Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

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Top City Homo posted:

Cyberpunk will also be boring when it happens

it has already happened in china

Hogge Wild fucked around with this message at 21:38 on Oct 5, 2015

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

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Nauta posted:

fall is unironically the best season. i love cold gray foggy days

same

and you can exercise or work outside without freezing or sweltering

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

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Samuel posted:

Sweden NO!

https://www.barometern.se/oland/asylsokande-demonstrerar-pa-torget/
The syrian refugees living in the Gunntorp Mansion in Borgholm Sweden are protesting against the poor living conditions.

Not being able to cook their own food, not being supplied with fridges and stoves
Not being able to bring food to their rooms
Not being able to eat when they want to, for as long as they want to, and not being able to make tea in their rooms
Not having access to a venue for socializing
Not having any activities

doesn't sound like a very good hotel

sweden should give them their money back

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

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if this autumn continues being colder than normal, finland will save hundreds of millions in the coming years

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

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Horrorosaurus posted:

I mean the finnish culture can be a topic as much as any other, I just wish this thread got gassed because the finnish posters here are pathethic and do not represent the median finn. I don´t know what it is about depression, alcoholism and other stereotypic poo poo that makes these fat fucks come out in numbers, but whatever you read ITT I can assure you is the kind of bullshit 20 year old guys like to brag about like drinking 20 tequilas with no further point to the story, only applied to a whole nation. Low self esteem I guess, but the point still stands, gass this embarassing, boring rear end thread. Just loving gass this gay thread. Gas. This. Gay. Thread.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

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Mange Mite posted:

so who is this horrorsaur guy?


the way i see it:
horrorsaur = horrorshow = khorosho = :ussr: commie agitator

that was what i was thinking too

he's also really butthurt but not in a limpwristed swedish way

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

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Mange Mite posted:

what is russias opinion on finns these deays?

they used to come here to buy cheese but now they cant anymore and their sad

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

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cyberbug posted:

THIS HERE IS THE PERFECT CONDENSATION OF FINLAND:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSmP8vp8tME

:agreed:

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

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Tuxedo Gin posted:

yeah the bear was at a russian place in helsinki

the elk and reindeer were delicious and i would never imagine they were staples in the finnish diet. i ate them at pretty nice restaurants.

i'm just trying to say some positive things about the bog people so the swedes stop getting so pissy in the finland thread

if you take 'being pissy' out of the swedes they would have nothing left

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

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hard counter posted:

you would think finns would be loling at sweden for recent events but whenever finland hears that a racially-motivated blade crime was commited finns collectively do this



what surprised me the most was that he wasn't of finnish origin

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

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Baracula posted:

id let a million more russians die to never hear another word about how grim it is in Finland

nothing makes me happier than a swede making GBS threads his pants in anger

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

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lol at those "refugees"

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

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etalian posted:

Sweden's Migration Board said last week that the total number of refugee arrivals in 2015 could reach 190,000.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

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A Handed Missus posted:



a template for making the hottest Finnio-Ugric memes!!!

ahahaha

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

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von Braun posted:

Jesus that is stupid. I have spent a year near that town. It's far from a metropol and closest grocery store was 30min walk but come on

lol it's such a bad shithole that not even isis fleeing war refugees want to live there

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

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Captain Yossarian posted:

That is really loving cool what a cool dude + car

the guy is the opposite of cool

he's our current prime minister and his conservative government is focused on loving the poors in the arse

he's a fundie and a member in a sect that has had its share of pedos. and because he's the leader of the agrarian party he probably fucks animals too

he'd probably have lots to talk about with cameron

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

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are the refugees still in the bus?

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

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METATERREN posted:

Was I trolled irl by my fellow traveler in Thailand? He pretty well convinced me that he had not seen a red squirrel before.

it's somewhat of a national sport to tell tall tales or lie about the meaning of finnish words to forriners, but that one was drat lame. he was probably high or something

edit: or are you sure that he meant these, because they are drat common here and their skins were used as money in previous centuries:

Hogge Wild fucked around with this message at 15:20 on Oct 29, 2015

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

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Pivotal Lever posted:

Wait a second.. you guys elected a Laestadian as your head of government? :whitewater:

I grew up in a somewhat liberal (relatively) Laestadian sect in America, and no one I met there has any business governing anything.

his cult is a splinter sect of those

not as conservative, i think, but because it's still a sect it's the natural breeding ground for pedos

Hogge Wild fucked around with this message at 15:30 on Oct 29, 2015

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

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LordArgh posted:

we're good at skiing you gently caress

you're good at doping

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

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serious norman posted:

Had to explain in detail today how to pick a number and wait in line to a syrian refugee.

your mom's reputation has reached far

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

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Dyna Soar posted:

mämmi is actually really good

yeah, i kinda have to agree

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

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FreudianSlippers posted:

The pyramid of the Swedish system


lol

who's promoe

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

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looking for this: ä?

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

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are the refugees still sitting in the bus in sweden

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Aug 21, 2012

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Cake Smashing Boob posted:

all off now. they were told it was the assigned housing or nothing (because there is literally nothing else avaliable)

seven got off and left for malmö. they don't know it yet but they're p hosed.

why didn't you racists give them good housing

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