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kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015



The greatest mystery of our time.

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kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

Wipfmetz posted:

I never got finnish jokes. :(

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015


kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

Here's a 2 minute guide to finnish culture:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ci8IoKkHrjY

e: may include naked men

kikkelivelho fucked around with this message at 20:16 on Sep 25, 2015

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

Cake Smashing Boob posted:

"B-b-but what about Linus Torvalds, driving force behind Linux and-" NOPE!

"Surely Sibelius, only famous Finnish composer ever to-" GUESS AGAIN!

"I know for a fact though, that Finns make really good race car drivers, take Marcus Grönholm for exa-" LOL!

Räikkönen and Häkkinen are peak Finnish though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqy4uClJcs4

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015


No it's one of these:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ygdAiDxKfI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFVW2AA6ID4

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015



kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

You should be proud of your heritage Boob.

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

Southerners talk way too much. It's loving insufferable.

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

Vogler posted:

You're a Swede, right? I know because you seem homo

Swedes are easy to spot because they consider all other whiteys savage barbarians. Also, they're really gay.

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

goatse.cx haver posted:

two finns walk into a bar, four hours later one says "so how are the wife and kids?" the other one downs his beer, slams it on the table, walks out and drowns himself in the lake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XK9Wh_hEL8

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015


How is this not the dream and live goal of every human being? I just don't understand those Iraqis, they were offered the keys to teh paradise and they walk away.

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

The friendly anti-immigration ghost strikes again:

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

:finland:







:finland:

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

etalian posted:

Tax records are also accessible by police, so they immediately can look up a rich person's yearly income and worked out the size of the speeding fine.

It's naturally caused lots of whining in right wing cowboy capitalism magazine the Wall Street Journal.

Tax and wage records are actually accessible to everyone, so if you want to know how much your dumb neighbour or favourite rockstar makes then knock yourself out.

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

Neurosis posted:

no they are not.

https://www.vero.fi/fi-FI/Tietoa_Verohallinnosta/Tiedotteet/Henkiloasiakkaat/Julkiset_verotiedot_nahtavilla_Verohalli%2834758%29
http://www.veronmaksajat.fi/Palkka-ja-elake/Julkiset-verotiedot/

Pretty sure they are.

You can't get an exact income figure but you can make a pretty good estimate based on these stats.

kikkelivelho fucked around with this message at 12:37 on Sep 28, 2015

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

Slaughterhouse-Ive posted:

Maybe Finns should try weed instead of alcohol? Or would they get all paranoid and invade Estonia or something?

Maybe?


kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Pictured: The most attractive man to ever live in Finland



actually

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

nothing like living in Finland.

nothing worse that is höh höh höh höh

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

You know the world is hosed up when a Hese meal cost 7 fukin Euros.

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

Randarkman posted:

b-b-but my online shopping and vacations!

All those beautiful Finnish glassware products you could have purchased

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

I saw two (2) foreigners in teh local Lidl today. This is country is going to the fukin dogs

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

Zzulu posted:

the average finnish man on an average day:



One of them has a light tan. Clearly not Finnish.

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

Cake Smashing Boob posted:

In Finland they don't care

Why would you dilute the only pure gene pool in Europe?

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

Tell me more about how your pale as gently caress rear end isn't white.

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015


After the fall of Nokia Finland needed a new brand and image so this is excellent.

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

i GIS'd "typical finn" and got these:







Explain?????

no knifes. poo poo is inaccurate



kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

I can confirm that every moment spent on Finnish soil is nothing but suffering. Please go to Sweden instead.

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

Beef Turret posted:

I read somewhere that Finnish is a language that exists because of a language demon that lives somewhere beneath Finland. The demon has been slowly guiding the scandinavian tongue for millennia until their language became a bunch of magic spells that they speak out loud to increase the demons power

Actually Finland and the finnish language are products of a Japanese whaling conspiracy:

https://np.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2qjohv/what_did_your_parents_show_you_to_do_that_you/cn6pn30

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

finns against racism and immigration.

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

The swedes have already signed their fate. An entire country sacrificed at the altar of multiculturalism.

No need to worry about them anymore.

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

I've been thinking about this for a while and I feel like maybe Finland is....good?

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

Hogge Wild posted:

hmm i dont know

ive heard that you have to eat free food in a free apartment and people will give you money for nothing

doesnt sound really good to me

I heard they sit together naked in hot tiny dark rooms and make themselves sweat. Seems kinda disgusting. Also gay.

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

Who would you rather go to sauna with:

Kimi Räikkönen, Alexander Stuub or Ville Valo.

A difficult choice indeed.

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

serious norman posted:

https://www.youtube.com/user/Windeelv20 Elevators from Finland & more by FinnishElevatorFilmer1993

:captainpop:

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

Accretionist posted:

Scandinavia should totally help Estonia into the fold. I watched a documentary about their amazingly efficient "e-government" and now have a huge soft spot for them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IWpM9xtcyk


Estonia's still poor, though, and it's main link to Scandinavia is being a weekend destination of Finns from Helsinki since the ferry trip's only a couple of hours

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

Finland is loving terrible but every morning when I wake up in a roadside ditch I let out a big smile, you know why?

Because at least I'm not Swedish

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

Free Market Mambo posted:

Strangely, the life goal of every Scandinavian is to visit LA. It is inexplicable and concerning.

Eh, I went around Florida a few years ago. Don't really understand what people see in it. Nothing but unbearably hot swamps and boring slums.

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kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

We did it boys!

The spirit of talvisota lives on!

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