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SXD101 Wizard Sex Ed
Cross-listed with SXD102 Muggle Sex Ed, SXD103 House Elf Sex Ed

# ? Sep 29, 2015 18:27

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PSY169 Expecto Patronum, a Freudian Perspective

# ? Sep 29, 2015 21:10

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

SOC101 Serving our lord Satan whom grants us his dark power.

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# ? Sep 29, 2015 21:15

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

ECO101 Managing Your Mana Wisely

BIO301 Dragons Suck!

ART101 Drawing With Light, A Wizard's Privilege

SOC101 Evil Wizards and What They Got Wrong

GEO101 Which Way Is Up? or- Follow the Bubbles!

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# ? Sep 29, 2015 21:30

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

SXD104a Sex with Magical Creatures; Giants
SXD104b Sex with Magical Creatures; Centaurs
SXD105 Wizard Abstinence

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Sep 29, 2015 21:42

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

mr potter, there are a few problems with your registration paperwork. first off you can't take any of the SXD courses yet, you don't meet the prereqs. second, you can't take SXD103 four times in one semester. you're...you are going to need to redo this.

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Sep 29, 2015 21:59

Ayatollah Hermione: by Cyrano4747

DDA303 - Defense Against the Dark Arts - Dizzy Gillespie thru Tupac Shakur

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# ? Sep 29, 2015 22:14

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POT420 - wizard weed

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# ? Sep 29, 2015 22:35

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HIS305 - wizard fights

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# ? Sep 29, 2015 22:43

Ayatollah Hermione: by Cyrano4747

OLD101 - Intro to Shuffling and Wrinkle Cultivation
OLD201 - Intermediate Hunching and Beard Maintenance
OLD301 - Making your Fingernails look Gross and Creepy for Liberal Arts Majors

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# ? Sep 29, 2015 22:44

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ANT101 - wizard culture

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# ? Sep 29, 2015 22:45

Ayatollah Hermione: by Cyrano4747

AEP 302 - Advanced Pissing in Gods Eye, Consequences be Damned

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# ? Sep 29, 2015 22:45

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SOC204 - wizard marxist materialism

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# ? Sep 29, 2015 22:46

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PSY106 - wizard analysis

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# ? Sep 29, 2015 22:47

Ayatollah Hermione: by Cyrano4747

RDT101 - Using Magic to Perform Tasks Much More Easily Accomplished Normally Such as Opening Mail or Adding Creamer to Coffee

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# ? Sep 29, 2015 22:47

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Ayatollah Hermione posted:

RDT101 - Using Magic to Perform Tasks Much More Easily Accomplished Normally Such as Opening Mail or Adding Creamer to Coffee

i would legit sign up for a non wizard version of this

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# ? Sep 29, 2015 22:49

Ayatollah Hermione: by Cyrano4747

Nosfereefer posted:

i would legit sign up for a non wizard version of this

me: "hey man can you pass the ketchup?"

wizard: BY THE SEVEN STONES OF ASTHEREIN I COMMAND THEE KETCHU..

me: oh nevermind theres one over here

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# ? Sep 29, 2015 22:53

GEExCEE

Ayatollah Hermione posted:

OLD101 - Intro to Shuffling and Wrinkle Cultivation
OLD201 - Intermediate Hunching and Beard Maintenance
OLD301 - Making your Fingernails look Gross and Creepy for Liberal Arts Majors

Ayatollah Hermione posted:

RDT101 - Using Magic to Perform Tasks Much More Easily Accomplished Normally Such as Opening Mail or Adding Creamer to Coffee

Ayatollah Hermione posted:

AEP 302 - Advanced Pissing in Gods Eye, Consequences be Damned

lol

# ? Sep 29, 2015 22:59

Scaly Haylie

CAT BRUSH posted:

mr potter, there are a few problems with your registration paperwork. first off you can't take any of the SXD courses yet, you don't meet the prereqs. second, you can't take SXD103 four times in one semester. you're...you are going to need to redo this.

# ? Sep 29, 2015 23:26

GEExCEE

BUSN134 - An Introduction to Principles of Horde Management

# ? Sep 29, 2015 23:33

Ayatollah Hermione: by Cyrano4747

GEExCEE posted:

BUSN134 - An Introduction to Principles of Horde Management

Essay Question:

You have 200 skeletons. Your enemy has 300 orcs and 10 trolls. How many skeleton medics do you deploy to reassemble skeleton warriors smashed apart by orchammers, while still allowing for enough skeleton archers to take down the trolls and ensure victory? Please use Saruman's Formula to calculate base Bone Density and show all work.

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# ? Sep 29, 2015 23:43

google THIS

CHM301: Making incredible deus ex machina potions, using them once as a plot device, and then forgetting about them forever

# ? Sep 30, 2015 00:46

dumb crambo: Can't post for 3 years!

Ayatollah Hermione posted:

Essay Question:

You have 200 skeletons. Your enemy has 300 orcs and 10 trolls. How many skeleton medics do you deploy to reassemble skeleton warriors smashed apart by orchammers, while still allowing for enough skeleton archers to take down the trolls and ensure victory? Please use Saruman's Formula to calculate base Bone Density and show all work.

haha

# ? Sep 30, 2015 00:55

joke_explainer

~~ELE402: Magical PUA with Dr. Daydream~~

Edit: This course has been cancelled and Dr. Daydream sent to Azkhaban

# ? Sep 30, 2015 01:02

dumb crambo: Can't post for 3 years!

joke_explainer posted:

~~ELE402: Magical PUA with Dr. Daydream~~

Edit: This course has been cancelled and Dr. Daydream sent to Azkhaban

# ? Sep 30, 2015 01:06

social vegan

...h-harry pottery??

# ? Sep 30, 2015 02:47

Stinky_Pete: Stinkier than your average bear

GOB 120: Where the Lighter Fluid Came From

RUN 134A: Intro to Moon Runes

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# ? Sep 30, 2015 04:27

Ayatollah Hermione: by Cyrano4747

Stinky_Pete posted:

GOB 120: Where the Lighter Fluid Came From

lol

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# ? Sep 30, 2015 04:35

can you just not: raspy

TRA149: Applied Studies in Using Magic to Make Your Dick a Little Bit Bigger but Not Too Much Because Your Dick is Already Pretty Big

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# ? Sep 30, 2015 11:29

ulvir

Ling150, sociolinguistics: "It's Levi-oh-sa, not Levio-sa" - Pronunciation as a normative tool in spell-casting

# ? Sep 30, 2015 12:13

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CMC224 (J Term) - Furries. How to tell the difference between furries and legitimate magical creatures. How to fake using your CMC skills toward them so they will leave you alone quicker.

# ? Sep 30, 2015 12:36

Miss Psychosis

Wiz201: tane

# ? Sep 30, 2015 12:59

railroad terror: choo choo

Ayatollah Hermione posted:

AEP 302 - Advanced Pissing in Gods Eye, Consequences be Damned

# ? Sep 30, 2015 16:11

Lutha Mahtin: Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

CHA 369 - Skeet Physics. Includes a seminar on testicle sweat.

# ? Sep 30, 2015 16:24

GEExCEE

Lutha Mahtin posted:

CMC224 (J Term) - Furries. How to tell the difference between furries and legitimate magical creatures. How to fake using your CMC skills toward them so they will leave you alone quicker.

Lutha Mahtin posted:

CHA 369 - Skeet Physics. Includes a seminar on testicle sweat.

# ? Sep 30, 2015 16:50

Bwee

I don't think that's approved in the Hogwarts curriculum

# ? Sep 30, 2015 17:30

smoobles

hogwarts should offer remedial education for "normal people' things like how to use a computer instead of a magical scroll or some weird bullshit

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# ? Sep 30, 2015 17:35

Scaly Haylie

Miss Psychosis posted:

Wiz201: tane

booooo

# ? Sep 30, 2015 18:10

Piso Mojado

smoobles posted:

hogwarts should offer remedial education for "normal people' things like how to use a computer instead of a magical scroll or some weird bullshit

I mean obviously your going to need "normal" jobs just to even run hogwarts. guidance counselors, child therapists, maintenance/operations ppl, etc. those skills need to be learned from somewhere.

# ? Sep 30, 2015 18:14

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Piso Mojado

to me, hogwarts sounds like something that an abused orphan imagined up while locked up underneath a stairwell.

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