LLJKSiLk posted:

Q. When can we expect the Star Marine module to unlock?
A. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9v-33jcEDk4

Dark Off posted:

Omelette

3 eggs
for each eggs add spoonful of water
add some cheese (Edam)
some Gorgonzola
cut some paprika's
cut half of onion
cut some ham
cut more cheese because why not
Add some green peppers
and tiny bit of basilica
Mix em up real good

start frying
once bottom has solidified a bit add paprikas,onion,cheese and ham
once you think its ready turn half of it on top of the other half.
if done correctly you'll have nice golden brown omelette.
Enjoy

Variable 5 posted:

Countdown until someone claims the "itshortcut" account is actually Derek Smart

also

Hooded Reptile posted:

Fried Red Tomatoes

Makes 2 servings

3 tablespoons bacon grease or 2 tablespoons olive oil plus 1 tablespoon butter

2 firm ripe tomatoes

Salt and pepper to taste

All-purpose flour

1. Heat the 3 tablespoons bacon grease or 2 tablespoons oil in a 12-inch skillet over medium heat. Meanwhile, core the tomatoes and slice them ½- to ¾-inch thick. Generously season the tomatoes with salt and pepper. Place about ½ cup flour on a plate.

2. If using oil, add the butter once the oil is hot. Working quickly, take a slice of tomato and press one side, then the other into the flour. Press each side twice with gentle but firm pressure. The coating should be thin; dust off any excess if necessary. Place slice in pan, then still working quickly, coat the remaining slices and put them in the pan. Cook just until golden, about 2 minutes, then flip and cook until golden on other side, about 2 minutes more. Drain briefly on paper towels, then serve immediately.

Use more tomatoes to add servings.

Skill Level : easy

Othin posted:

Star Citizens:

Please tell me your favorite Dutch Oven recipes. Fart jokes are also acceptable.

Arigato

DOMDOM posted:

season your flour for best results

also, green tomatoes for nostalgia

BluestreakBTHR posted:

So... you're a moron?

grimcreaper posted:

I can only imagine the Citizens looking at these recipes and screaming at their monitors trying to figure out how goons coordinate serious Web attacks via actual food recipes. That or thinking it's all poison.

Shala posted:

If they weren't so dumb reading into imaginary fears here, they'd be looking for that very real secret Goon pheromone recipe that requires only what god gave you to create.

Sedisp posted:

I like how he whines about Derek Smart doxxing him so much.

https://www.reddit.com/r/DerekSmart/comments/3pafw5/reddits_admins_appear_to_have_taken_smart_down_a/cw4xls2?context=3


He's got all our numbers. Pack it up to the super secret forums internet hit squad.

Good Dumplings posted:

Actually, there is something I want to know. Who did that guitar song for Millennium?

Othin posted:

Star Citizens:

Please tell me your favorite Dutch Oven recipes. Fart jokes are also acceptable.

Arigato

KakerMix posted:

So I don't have any proof, but let me a bit.


I put in a refund for what I have left in Star Citizen towards the end of September. First I was responded to by Sandi, then another from an Amanda, and then nothing. Last response I had was the 28th of September from Amanda. I've been ignored since. My reason, I told them, for seeking a refund was the scope of the project and lack of progress, you know, that stuff. Since then though there has been the rumors that Sandi has a lackey running over this thread for dissenters and it ~just so happens~ that my RSI name is the same name I have on here. Considering how long of a stretch it's been since I've gotten a response vs. when I started the refund inquiry (going on a month now) it seems reasonable to me that Sandi is intentionally withholding a refund on my account because I have said things she prolly things is real mean. Again, I have no proof of this but all things considered it makes a little bit of sense taken into context of the whole fiasco.


Did you guys know that some banks will do chargebacks for old transactions, even from 2013?

ritorix posted:

goon secret sauce

quote:

Introduction

I know you goons have trouble with the ladies sometimes. It's a problem for all of us. Well I have developed a technique that will allow you to attract ladies using the secrets of your own body chemistry - pheromones! I want everyone who has a chance should try this out and post their results. Warning: If you are a girl and you try this the results may be unpleasant or even disastrous. I warned you.

Instructions:

You don't need to spend your parent's hard-earned money to buy sex pheromones anymore! Yes, you can now prepare it right in the privacy of your room at almost no cost in your own time. I used to work at a popular sex pheromones firm and learned the secret while at it for 7 months. Without going into the physiological details of how pheromones are produced naturally by all individuals and how they work, I explain you how to prepare it on your own. Please note, the method is applicable only for the male sex pheromone.

Requirements

1. Test tubes or any other glass container (no metal)
2. Filter paper
3. Early morning fresh urine
4. Enriched semen

Procedure

This is gonna be the hardest part for many of you. You gotta abstain from sex/masturbation in any form for 10-11 days. Don't extend it beyond 12 days though. This is to enrich your semen.

After you have completed enrichment, arouse yourself to an intense degree with the aid of your sex partner or quality porn. Masturbate and collect the enriched semen in a glass container. Now filter the collection into another glass container using a filter paper. It should be done within a minute of ejaculation or the pro-pheromone in the semen will be oxidized. Seal the container tight after you collect the filtrate.

The urine in the early morning (after an adequate sleep) is very different from urine at other times of the day. It contains high levels of urea, which will be used as a catalyst for activating the pro-pheromone. Make sure you have a good night's sleep and collect the urine in the moring.

Now you are all set to begin the actual preparation. Take catalyst (morning urine) and pro-hormone (enriched semen) in the ratio of 10:7 and mix them in a clean glass container. In a few seconds you should start to smell something 'weird' and 'repulsive'. Mind you, it's the MALE pheromone. Unless you are a female or are gay, you won't find it attractive. Transfer the container to the stove and reduce it over LOW HEAT to 10-20% of its original volume. This step is extremely important to concentrate the solution. Once the solution has cooled, close the preparation tight and keep away from light.

Use as much as required and whenever necessary. An one time application of about 1.5 ml of the preparation lasts for about 16 hours. This may seem like a lot of solution, and it works best if you spread it widely over your chest, arms, neck, and armpits. Applying small amounts in the crotch area will help too! Note: This may smell repulsive to you for the first 10-15 minutes of application, but to women or gay men it will not produce this effect.

Speaking from personal experience and various experiments, females go fuckin crazy when they are exposed to the preparation. I have used the home-made pheromone to gently caress incrediblt HOT girls. They lose control and go fuckin crazy like flies jumping into the burning fire at night. Try it, you will be like OMFG!

Expiry: 3 days unless frozen.

Shala posted:

D_Smart posted:

Well, he says I'm doxing him. Well, here is a choice post from the thread above. Apparently Goons are my researchers now.

Malleovic posted:

I got slightly nauseous reading this.

Othin posted:

Star Citizens:

Please tell me your favorite Dutch Oven recipes. Fart jokes are also acceptable.

Arigato

D_Smart posted:

A German friend of mine from back in the day. Marcus Hastreiter. He composed that, and several of the game's tracks, back in 2000.

Omi-Polari posted:

No Man's Sky.
Gameplay lacks atm. Sad.
No man will buy.

D_Smart posted:

Well, he says I'm doxing him. Well, here is a choice post from the thread above. Apparently Goons are my researchers now.