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Jimb
Feb 14, 2005


MeLKoR posted:

I honestly think that gremlins analogy was the best description I ever saw of SA and it will never stop baffling me that the immediate reaction of everyone that gets tangled with goons is feeding us and then pulling the fire hose.


Don't feed goons after midnight.

(because they are fat and gross enough already)

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Bootcha
Nov 13, 2012

Truly, the pinnacle of goaltending


Grimey Drawer

Dunite posted:

I had the best dream last night.

I managed to take a gigantic poo poo on D. Smart's doorstep.
Quite satisfied I wandered home to peruse the Something Aweful Star Citizen drama thread.

Upon refreshing the page I found to my chagrin that D. Smart had contacted the FBI over the vandalism of his doorstep by a disgruntled Star Cultist.
He had contacted the authorities who had their head Fecal Investigator on the scene to investigate who had dropped a deuce on his doorstep.
Mr. Smart was in the process of drawing up documents to sue whomever defiled his doorstep once the investigation concluded.

The dream didn't really go on but I woke up with the warmest feeling in my heart.

This thread is the best.

sneakyfrog
Mar 16, 2011





Fan of Britches


well whats the deets bootcha..

have you waterboarded anyone yet?

I'll help!

A terrycloth towel works best.

joats
Aug 18, 2007
stupid bewbie

BluestreakBTHR posted:

It's not just games. We stream music 24x7

GBSFM used to be a thing that had regular spots for host to do their thing and play music. It was pretty baller and I don't know if it still exists, but it could be something to look into.

KiddieGrinder
Nov 15, 2005

HELP ME




o7

joats posted:

GBSFM used to be a thing

Is that the station that had the goon meltdown legend "SHUT THE gently caress UP DAD!"?

sneakyfrog
Mar 16, 2011





Fan of Britches




subtle as gently caress.

Bedshaped
Apr 1, 2010




Soiled Meat

stop using eve online as an example of what star citizen should be doing because I hardly classify that poo poo above 'point and click adventure' let alone a game

joats
Aug 18, 2007
stupid bewbie

KiddieGrinder posted:



o7


Is that the station that had the goon meltdown legend "SHUT THE gently caress UP DAD!"?

That's Kuuenbu and it was legendary.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OYZ04mCGCo

Edit- A bit off topic I know, but it would be really cool if GBS.FM could come back on the air. This was the last incarnation http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...hreadid=3337579

Doube Edit- The only thing that made it successful is that goons could add songs to the ftp and then add them to the playlist. You could guess how awful(fantastic) that was.

joats fucked around with this message at Oct 24, 2015 around 16:50

pftc
Oct 1, 2015



Holy moley Dolvak is a hypocrite.

https://archive.is/HfKuE
https://archive.is/7O1Aa

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Ledenko
Aug 10, 2012



If you didn't show me this proof of a reddit mod being a shithead I would have never believed it.

thatguy
Feb 5, 2003


pftc posted:

Holy moley Dolvak is a hypocrite.
We're all shocked. Look at how shocked we all are.

Tank Boy Ken
Aug 24, 2012
J4G for life

Fallen Rib

thatguy posted:

We're all shocked. Look at how shocked we all are.

Can you do me a favour?

Ledenko
Aug 10, 2012


I seriously can't believe it.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot


Tank Boy Ken posted:

Can you do me a favour?

it'll cost you $1000 for the concierge service

Ledenko
Aug 10, 2012


My whole redditing life is a lie.

thatguy
Feb 5, 2003


Tank Boy Ken posted:

Can you do me a favour?
Space Court?

Ledenko
Aug 10, 2012


thatguy posted:

Space Court?

Is that where you get to eat spaceballs?

thatguy
Feb 5, 2003


Ledenko posted:

Is that where you get to eat spaceballs?
It's up to the Space Judge.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot


I'll be the space lawyer

joats
Aug 18, 2007
stupid bewbie

Guys, there are no sounds in a vacuum. So Space shut up.

Sormus
Jul 24, 2007

PREVENT SPACE-AIDS
sanitize your lovebot
between users


Can I be Space Gay? Its like regular gay except I'll never come out.

EminusSleepus
Sep 28, 2015



this is what happens if you are being noisy in the RSI forum

StraightFace
Feb 9, 2014


Friendly Tumour posted:

Is Derek Smart actually suing somebody in a real court because they made fun of him?

Hey derek when will lod be playable

e: and not a huge pile of poo poo

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot


joats posted:

Guys, there are no sounds in a vacuum. So Space shut up.

space make me

OhDearGodNo
Jan 3, 2014



Ledenko posted:

If you didn't show me this proof of a reddit mod being a shithead I would have never believed it.

Dolvak isn't a complete shithead- he was all for the /r/BDSSE sub I made a while back to highlight spergs.


The worst fucknugget I've ever come across on reddit is Darkjediben. He's an oil worker but also a lovely mod of /r/warhammer, who often bans people who actually put in

example
example
example

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week


Kronok posted:

The local physics grid is cool: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTVd5OxZZv0

It's something that's I initially thought "how would they even do that?" and they seemed to have pulled it off.

it's something most other people said "how will that work in a multiplayer environment where lag and desynch are factors?"

Ravane
Oct 23, 2010

by LadyAmbien


Dolvak has no real life friends. That's why he's a reddit mod.

pftc
Oct 1, 2015



OhDearGodNo posted:

Dolvak isn't a complete shithead- he was all for the /r/BDSSE sub I made a while back to highlight spergs.


I found damning evidence to the contrary.
https://archive.is/Q28ZM

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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012

POTTY TIME


Lipstick Apathy

Hey Reddit, archive this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcdWlPz5ixk

pftc
Oct 1, 2015



https://archive.is/dB1jf

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A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx


Dolvak....you suck

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014





Dolvak? More like, uh, Doooooool...gently caress. Dolfuck. Because gently caress you.

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless



So goons are Creeps. It figures.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot



oh man this is a loving classic

Ravane
Oct 23, 2010

by LadyAmbien


Hey Reddit, Archive this:

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy


LOL

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot


Ravane posted:

Hey Reddit, Archive this:


Reddit is a stupid place

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligence...l-tripathi.html

quote:

Who: Salah Eddin Barhoum, a.k.a. one of the "Bag Men"
How: While also originating on Reddit, along with a host of others pictured in the vicinity of the blast, Barhoum and his fellow brown running enthusiast made it all the way to the cover of the New York Post, where he was not technically called a suspect. But the implications were clear. Even after the Post reported that the men had been cleared, editor Col Allan said, "We stand by our story."
The Consequences: "People are definitely going to be looking for me just to hurt me. It's too much," said Barhoum after going to the authorities to clear his name. "It's such a disaster. To be blamed for all that injury and death. It's the worst."

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

reddit is bad

Dolvak is a big dumb idiot shitter baby

lol

archive that idiots

joats
Aug 18, 2007
stupid bewbie

If I were a reddit mod I would ban you all.


















For being too awesome!

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eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

they should take reddit out behind the barn and put that pedo loving tinfoil hat wearing blot on humanity out of its misery imho

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