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Aug 14, 2015






D_Smart posted:

Hey Reddit! Archive this!!

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its getting rather monotonous in here can we vary it a bit?

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Hey Ben! Archive this! With that cake!

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joats
Aug 18, 2007
stupid bewbie

I am holding out until a "lesson" is reached.

Hopefully this show doesn't end like LOST or some other bullshit.

Prop Wash
Jun 12, 2010





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HEY REDDIT

SESFAN IS #1
SESFAN IS NUMBER #1

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009



Rocket jumping?
That sounds dangerous...





Dinosaur Gum

chaosbreather posted:

Isn't it magical? It's like pornography, but better. Someone needs to find a way to package this up and sell it as a tv show or something.

exactly like american tv, with a couple of minor peaks but never any major payoff because it can always be milked for more

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

Invoking fairy dust is not a crime.


Hey, Beer and Eonwe, finish writing the new OP and send it to Dr. Smart so that he can post it. k? thanks.

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012



trucutru posted:

Hey, Beer and Eonwe, finish writing the new OP and send it to Dr. Smart so that he can post it. k? thanks.

He'll have to run it by legal first.

G0RF
Mar 19, 2015

Some galactic defender you are, Space Cadet.





best i could do on short notice...

Skellybones
May 31, 2011






Fun Shoe

CrazyLoon posted:

So basically, this will happen is what you're saying?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATX1RxUX0y0

joats
Aug 18, 2007
stupid bewbie

G0RF posted:




best i could do on short notice...

Bravo, I like the beergod nameplate.

El Grillo
Jan 3, 2008


Fun Shoe

Prop Wash posted:

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SESFAN IS #1
SESFAN IS NUMBER #1

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them


Grimey Drawer

Dapper Dan posted:

They probably won't be financially ruined but the plan to 'destroy' Derek Smart is idiotic. You couldn't even do it. You would have to find people he works with/hires or industry people he knows and rant at them 'Derek Smart is a big poopy meanie head rear end in a top hat!' Obviously no one would give a poo poo, because Derek Smart has been around for awhile and people probably formed their own judgments by now. You could tell them that he is trying to ruin a dream game and is no friend to gamers, but again, they wouldn't care. You can't make him exit the industry, because he owns his own company and produces his own games. You'd have to devote your life to trying to convince people not to work for him. Assuming the stars aligned and you made the right human sacrifices and no one works with Derek Smart, he will just make the loving thing himself anyway.

So what's the point? He's known for being highly litigious and even if it is rare he sues you, why bother with the risk? You're not going to be able to do anything about Derek Smart unless you do it illegally (and then he would definitely sue you). And all of this is because he badmouthed your internet starship jpeg simulator. Holy loving poo poo, its the worst goddamn gaming community on this loving planet.

Which makes it all the more hilarious if you assume both DickWulf and Dolvak were encouraged in their behaviour.

joats
Aug 18, 2007
stupid bewbie

Battlefield 2142 was a fun game with space stuff.

G0RF
Mar 19, 2015

Some galactic defender you are, Space Cadet.


joats posted:

Bravo, I like the beergod nameplate.
I hear he's a part of this nefarious conspiracy run by Derek Smart...(Plus Dolvak says he knows Beer to be a bad person for a fact, so he had to go in there.)

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them


Grimey Drawer



Dolvaking

adjective

The act of frantically searching through several years of your old posts in a terrible reddit interface for acts of self incrimination or drunken idiocy.

B_of_InfoRedux
Oct 6, 2015

WANT A MELTDOWN? KEEP READING FROM YOUR MOTHERS BASEMENTS WHILE YOU BEAT YOUR TINY DICK SECRETLY THINKING OF SANDI YOU HYPOCRITICAL PIECES OF HUMAN GARBAGE.


D_Smart posted:

Yes - that's how we're tying them to RSI/CIG actually. Which precisely one of the avenues of obtaining sub-poenas from RSI/CIG to if any such evidence exists.

Late to the game tonight but holy poo poo this is an interesting turn of events. gently caress Dolvak. That dude was warned over and over this campaign he's on was bad. He lives with his stupidity.

Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747


Hey Reddit, archive this: https://secure.somethingawful.com/products/archives.php

Incombibulator
Dec 9, 2014

I'm ready for my close-up
Ms. Gardiner...




Grimey Drawer

AP posted:



Dolvaking

adjective

The act of frantically searching through several years of your old posts in a terrible reddit interface for acts of self incrimination or drunken idiocy.

Not to be confused with Dovahkiin, which is something different. And an actual game.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene


the two teens sped off, panicked, hearts pounding, and heard only a sickening tearing of flesh as the car roared off into the night. down the hill they drove, as if hell itself was nipping at their heels. jimmy pulled into his parents' driveway and stumbled out, while carol laid across the front bench and sobbed. jimmy's parents came out and asked what happened, before everyone went silent. on the passenger side door of the buick, curled around the door release and buried into the body of the car was...



the assembled adults gasped, "piss chug girl????"

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004


Exciting Lemon

G0RF posted:




best i could do on short notice...

Character art looks better than what CIG produces.

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless


College Slice

G0RF posted:




best i could do on short notice...

Outstanding!!

doctor iono
May 19, 2005

I LARVA YOU





:eyepop:

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)


Prop Wash posted:

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HEY REDDIT

SESFAN IS #1
SESFAN IS NUMBER #1

3
Aug 26, 2006

The Magic Number




College Slice

G0RF posted:




best i could do on short notice...

Just noticed the grenade in the crest :golfclap:

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless


College Slice

You guys asked me to create a new thread. So here you are. The OP should probably close this one, and clear everyone out so that the Reddards can archive it.

Star Citizen: Church Of Christ Roberts & The Latter Day White Knight Morons

program666
Aug 22, 2013

A giant carnivorous dinosaur

so, the images are not even lossless

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos


oh lordy

Bootcha
Nov 13, 2012

Truly, the pinnacle of goaltending


Grimey Drawer

Bootcha posted:

:wtchris:
Have I been outdone in absurdism?

SneakyFrog posted:

yes you have.

I WILL NOT BE OUTDONE

revmoo
May 25, 2006

#basta


Last post

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos


I for one am staying here

tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013



I will flit between each thread like the whore I am.

Incombibulator
Dec 9, 2014

I'm ready for my close-up
Ms. Gardiner...




Grimey Drawer

peter gabriel posted:

I for one am staying here

The cat made the cow look silly. :moreevil:

Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014


Dinosaur Gum

Sometimes I wonder just how much they hate Derek

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos


This the the thread imho

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx


this is the star citizen thread for POSITIVE CONTENT ONLY. Haters this way ---->

no_recall
Aug 17, 2015



Lipstick Apathy

D_Smart posted:

That should be the least of your worries because I'm going to document all of it. Including all legal filings. Again, this is about Star Citizen White Knights behaving inappropriately. So yeah, it's all getting out there.

Please make a documentary! Or write a book!

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.



AP posted:



Dolvaking

adjective

The act of frantically searching through several years of your old posts in a terrible reddit interface for acts of self incrimination or drunken idiocy.

constructive criticism? if it's an action it's a verb, adjectives are descriptive. and second, i really think it would be better as a noun, like "having a dolvak", "doing a bit of a dolvak", "had a really tough dolvak", "have to have the dolvak of a lifetime" and so on

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos


A Neurotic Jew posted:

this is the star citizen thread for POSITIVE CONTENT ONLY. Haters this way ---->

A good idea, I'll start

Amun Khonsu
Sep 15, 2012

wtf did he just say?

Grimey Drawer

G0RF posted:




best i could do on short notice...

:golfclap:

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

can we please keep both open

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peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos


Eonwe posted:

can we please keep both open

Only if we keep this one nice and lighthearted as is the way

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