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I forgot all about this game, but I remembered I have an LTI 315p from back when the hype train was going full speed. I sent a PM to Kane on Reddit, because gently caress this noise. I'm out.
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2015 17:20 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 02:43 |
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SirPhoebos posted:Don't bother asking RSI for a refund, go straight to your bank and start the charge-back process. Bitch, I'm selling this poo poo for a profit.
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2015 17:27 |
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alphabettitouretti posted:Only if you add milk. Sandi hates it black.
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 02:30 |
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Truga posted:Holy poo poo. Also, this reminded me of You posted the wrong one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paMantiqs54
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 04:52 |
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Dante80 posted:Yes. But worse. The annoying thing about them spending all their time on that is it's already a solved problem. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intermodal_container
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 16:26 |
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Just a quick reminder that Chris Roberts doesn't understand how space works. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxxlrKlLO9g
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 16:47 |
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I know it won't happen because CRoberts won't leave the safety of the brown sea, but God, if you make him show up and throw down with Smart ITT, I'll start going back to church.
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 17:02 |
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Roflan posted:Richard Garriot looks exactly like my deadbeat uncle... Has your deadbeat uncle been to space? If so, I have some interesting news for you.
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 17:04 |
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kordansk posted:Yeah, I don't have pity for him. He brought this upon himself. Had they bothered to develop the skeleton of the original game and then iterated more out over months/years nobody would care if he never got it all done. The fact that they can't be hosed to even do that at this point is pretty damning, and his willingness to continue to sell more jpegs to fund his ridiculous idea just seals the deal in terms of his mindset. He has surrounded himself with a bunch of 'yes' people, he doesn't understand how development works, he doesn't have a real producer on the project that can actually reign in the stupidity, and he keeps selling jpegs to fund even more stupid ideas. This is completely impossible when you keep throwing out and redoing all your work every few months.
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 17:12 |
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Ravane posted:Welcome Redditor to SomethingAwful. LowTax thanks you for paying your . Stop it. You look like an idiot.
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 17:16 |
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Dante80 posted:You would do well as a Community Manager. Especially if you also leaked the main branch by accident. I was going to make the comment that someone like a Community Manager would never have access to anything that wasn't public knowledge. But then I remembered what company we're talking about.
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 17:25 |
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Matlock Birthmark posted:I think I'm personally fond of the 49 million stretch goal being a space bonsai tree that you can look at in game. I'm upset that the game doesn't make you tend to the bonsai tree. There should be in depth mechanics for trimming and watering the tree.
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 17:35 |
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:(SHA256 hash that can be easily decrypted) You know SHA256 hash rainbow tables exist, right? Hell, you can just pop that into Google, and one comes up.
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 17:37 |
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ShredsYouSay posted:Won't the brown sea try and crack this? You don't have to. Google it.
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 17:38 |
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We have a winner.
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 17:38 |
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:There's a quantity of fucks I'm willing to allocate. That quantity was exhausted in finding a SHA-256 calculator in the first place. You could have just put like a period at the end or something. Or made it "The name of the ship is Vindicator."
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 17:40 |
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Again. Quantity of fucks. Fair enough. I'm not sure what this was supposed to accomplish anyways? "I found out the name of your new ship before it was revealed! Bow down to the genius of DSmart!"
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 17:43 |
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treizebee posted:Well this vindicates my pledge You're a page late. Cat's out of the bag.
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 17:43 |
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Validates the authenticity of his sources. No, it validates that he got one piece of information that is under much less security than something like financials. Getting a modeler drunk and having him talk about how he's working on the new ship for CitCon doesn't mean everything else you're saying isn't made up. Not that I don't believe he's right, but come on. This was hardly a genius plan.
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 17:46 |
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Even if that's not the name (And I don't think they'd change it. That's just stupid), the meltdown over this is going to be hilarious to watch.
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 18:01 |
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KM Scorchio posted:How did it take reddit 12 mins to crack that dastardly code? The first result when you google the thing gives you the name. It's loving Reddit. Should have posted a picture of the actual ship instead. That would have ruined CRs day.
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 18:02 |
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Kimsemus posted:What did I miss? Did Dr Smart call a ship out by name like Beer predicted to validate his sources? Yes. But I'm not telling you what it is.
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 18:03 |
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EminusSleepus posted:Ben has a Dick but was eaten by a Gator? No, Grandpa. I told you to wear your drat hearing aids!
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 18:05 |
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They're too busy snorting coke off of a hooker's tits to care. Like I said, it proves nothing substantial.
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 18:08 |
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A Neurotic Jew posted:You're the only person holding it to the standard of validating everything Smart has claimed. It would show he has internal information about the citizencon reveal. Nothing more nothing less. I'm not holding it to any standard. I'm just pointing out that him having internal information about the reveal doesn't hurt CIG in any way. Actually, this will probably just drum up more press for them that doesn't involve CR writing legal threats, which can only be a good thing. I don't see what incentive they have to change it.
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 18:13 |
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thatguy posted:What time does CitCon officially start? Would it be too early for pizza and popcorn? http://www.eventbrite.com/e/citcon-europe-2015-tickets-16266887699 Last month.
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 18:14 |
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imperialparadox posted:Knowing CIG, it would take them two weeks to change the name of the ship on their slides, so yeah, I doubt that they will change it. And the website, and their email blasts, and maybe even the assets. You know if they tried they would miss one. Somewhere in the source code of the website would be a reference to it. And the spergs would find it. They always do. Just coming out and saying "yeah you were right" looks less bad than if they did a half-assed attempt at covering it up.
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 18:17 |
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Agrajag posted:I want someone to explain this loving poo poo to me because I now feel retarded. quote:What CI Tools can learn from the Rubber Chicken I don't know, but it sounds more well thought out than SC.
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 18:19 |
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thatguy posted:I would wear that shirt ironically. Doing things ironically isn't cool anymore. It's all about New Sincerity now.
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 18:20 |
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SirPhoebos posted:I'm predicting that CitizenCon is going to be like one of those religious hate rallies where some televangelist (who's secretly snorting Coke off the back of an underaged male prostitute) just rants about everything from homosexuals to Hillary Clinton. CR is going to snort coke off Sandy's tits on stage. And the crowd is going to cheer and give them all their money. Kimsemus posted:it helps prove that Dr. Smart has at least some level of credibility No amount of insider information could ever prove this. It's Derek loving Smart (no offense, dude, but you're not exactly known for your legendary credibility). Besides, if you haven't realized the painfully obvious yet, you're not going to. KillHour fucked around with this message at 18:25 on Oct 7, 2015 |
# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 18:22 |
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Agrajag posted:did you just say something about my mom? gently caress you mate! Incombibulator posted:Hey! She started it. Dressing all sexy n stuff. Microwave? Is that you?
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 18:27 |
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1stGear posted:
Is this the point where CR unzips his pants and starts jerkin' it?
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 18:30 |
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Paladinus posted:Sounds more like a sex toy name, to be frank. Wouldn't want to buy it for $175. Will wait until it's at least $1000. FTFY
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 18:45 |
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The part I don't understand about that is how he's still married.
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 20:47 |
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Here's how you get banned from Twitch chat: I'm guessing it's because you namedropped the ship, but it's still hilarious to me that that's all it takes.
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2015 19:38 |
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BluestreakBTHR posted:Quite possibly my last post on the RSI Forums: Please link this so we can watch the shitstorm live.
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2015 19:46 |
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Here's the link, just FYI: https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/comment/5715752/#Comment_5715752
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2015 19:49 |
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Don't worry, Beer. your probation will be over by the time they release.
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2015 20:13 |
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SirPhoebos posted:^^^count of goons that made that joke: 4^^^ That's it? poo poo, I figured it'd be a meme by now.
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2015 20:18 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 02:43 |
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Madcosby posted:"We've always been at war with SomethingAwful" But this is actually true. peter gabriel posted:I'm expecting the news from Citizcno to be very positive and lots of progress made to the game etc What game are they showing at Citizcno?
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