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Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

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Bought in for like 30$ back in early 2014.

Loaded up the launcher today for a laugh, due to reading this thread, for the first time since like nov/dec 2014, was greeted with the prospect of a 6-7 hour download that completely hogs every single drop of my internet bandwidth for the duration of the process. Said "no thanks" and uninstalled.

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Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

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brakanjan posted:

It saved you from the buggy experience of watching your spaceship turn around in space. Would probably have more fun on the forums or watching spaceship infomercials.

I reinstalled Elite Dangerous instead. I bought into that during the same time, when I was really into space ship sims, but never really played more than a few hours until now. Tbh it's not really mindblowing fun, but it's okay and it's a game I can actually play as of this moment.

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

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Grimey Drawer

no_recall posted:

Cause every individual one is hand made.

Artisinal bespoke jpgs.

After a jpg is drawn in Photoshop, CRoberts personally immolates the particular workstation in a ritual brazier, ensuring that no other jpg like it will ever be created in that particular way.

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

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Grimey Drawer
Leaked footage of CitCon:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv0SdUNcBKc

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

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Jethro_E7 posted:

A reminder - they said the date would not change either at all, or significantly. That the extra people would make the difference. They have rolled out ONE place (arccorp), and we are supposed to have 100 systems? How can anyone in their right mind think that they can have all of that done, on top of all the really SERIOUS work that is needed to be done to make SC actually shine (mission mechanics, economics, bounties, everything!).

Yeah, pretty much this.

I lost faith in SC a long time ago. It had nothing to do with the Escapist, ~goons~, Dr Smart or "haters" poisoning the community. It had to do with common sense and a rational look at the project. We are talking about maybe the most ambitious game ever made in terms of scope and span, made by a flaky has-been without any oversight. I looked at the list of features, the stretch goals, then at the money raised, the progress that's been mae, and the dates promised. Then I said, "Nope, ain't gonna happen. Ever."

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

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Grimey Drawer

Karmalis posted:

Awesome! Where are the "ladies"?

We have the next best thing, some prime jpgs.

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

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peter gabriel posted:

The place is basically a few outbuildings near the main airport, it's a loving stupid place to hold any event.
The building that Concorde is in is OK but it's basically the hangar in Star Citizen so it's barren and lovely.

https://www.google.se/maps/place/Su...4ac2ea089?hl=en

Prime real estate. Not quite E3, is it?

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

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Grimey Drawer

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

That's a great location for an SC furry rave

It's even got a nice empty field and junkyard next to it for burying the bodies.

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

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Grimey Drawer
Too Smart to handle.

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

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But what TOS, 1.0 or 2.0?

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

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Grimey Drawer

Is this CitCon, or is it smuggled out footage from a North Korean work camp? Could they make it look less depressing?

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

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This is the worst thing. The parade of punchable faces.

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

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The future of news.

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

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Grimey Drawer

Nation posted:

Derek Smart: I like ALL Anime

Tbh, all of anime probably has less pedos than Star Citizen.

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

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Grimey Drawer
This is too much. Smart-stream in one window, neckbeard vaping it up like hell in the INN stream in the other window.

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

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Grimey Drawer
Sea-lioning?

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

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sorla78 posted:

Them Polys



Better lighting and animation on the figgy than in the game though.

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

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Grimey Drawer

Al-Saqr posted:

Those cheap assholes didn't bother putting a gun on that figure.

Well the guns don't work in the game either, so...

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

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Grimey Drawer

Romes128 posted:

I'm so mad I'm not seeing any man tits today.

Lesnick might still make an apperance.

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

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Grimey Drawer
NOT A CULT

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

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Grimey Drawer
I've seriously seen less disturbing hidden footage of real actual doomsday cults.

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

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Grimey Drawer

ShredsYouSay posted:

This is loving scientology

It's Amway, but fatter.

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

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Grimey Drawer
So when do they start piping the gas into the room?

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

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Grimey Drawer
They have nothing. Absolutely nothing. Calling it.

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

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Grimey Drawer
IMPROVED ELEVATOR INTERFACE

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

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He's reading out a changelog of minor bug fixes. And people are eating it up.

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

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Grimey Drawer
Holy poo poo, we aren't going to see a single frame of gameplay here, right?

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

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Grimey Drawer
Half-Life loving 1 had better animations.

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

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Grimey Drawer
I really need to use the bathroom but this is just too loving good.

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

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Lookit that loving lag

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

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Goddamn the pop-in on that station was brutal.

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

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Grimey Drawer

Mein Eyes! posted:

oh my god the tedium

Yeah, right? This is your chance to hype the game, silence the critics, enthuse the fans. And you show this snoozefest of silent space with ships being repaired?

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

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Grimey Drawer
Goddamn, he sounds like his family is being held at gunpoint by Sandi backstage.

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

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Correct me if I'm wrong here, but Elite has this feature, right? But working, in a game, and massively larger?

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

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Can't fault Saitek for wanting to get in on some of that easy idiot money.

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

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Oh gently caress referals

it really is amway

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

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10 loving hours of cutscenes with Hollywood actors. This is Kojima levels of madness.

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

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Why the hell would you have a big name actor mocap the goddamn player character?

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

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Oldman... noooo

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Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

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This is awful.

I'm crying with laughter.

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