Star Citizen: Fear, Uncertainty, and Debt

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Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

ocrumsprug posted:

Have we started predictions on Citcon yet?

I predict a new funding campaign to pay for celeb VA. Each funding level will have additional talent added to the game.

For $100 you get the main character voiced by Carrot Top

# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 06:39

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 06:18

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

I'm missing college football to watch this poo poo something hilarious better happen

# ¿ Oct 10, 2015 20:45

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

When are they announcing the slave packing tetris minigame?

# ¿ Oct 10, 2015 20:47

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

This entire presentation is a slideshow to prepare you for SC's 4fps

# ¿ Oct 10, 2015 20:50

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

When you're ~~launching~~ creating? a game in 2015 I don't think Daggerfall should be your comparison point.

# ¿ Oct 10, 2015 20:51

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

Can you imagine Chris Roberts pitching a movie? Jesus Christ.

# ¿ Oct 10, 2015 20:55

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

I just realized what this reminds me of.

X:Reunion

Their FPS module is on par with X:Reunion.

lol

# ¿ Oct 10, 2015 20:57

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

do you seriously have to walk for 5 minutes to take off from a station?

# ¿ Oct 10, 2015 20:59

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

Fortuitous Bumble posted:

That's the first thing I thought of after seeing the character animations. Although that would actually give me hope that they were just trying to push the game out, if it weren't for everything else I already know about Star Citizen

this whole loving thing has already been done in x:reunion. The whole demo looks like a game I already played 2 years ago.

# ¿ Oct 10, 2015 21:01

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

Why do future weapons look like WW2 weapons with iron sights and everything?

# ¿ Oct 10, 2015 21:16

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

p sure halo both looked and played better

# ¿ Oct 10, 2015 21:17

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

Prop Wash posted:

so who believes you could actually just steal someone else's spaceship that they paid $900 for

# ¿ Oct 10, 2015 21:18

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

OK that poo poo was funny. "within........soon"

# ¿ Oct 10, 2015 21:20

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

dots and lines, bitches

# ¿ Oct 10, 2015 21:26

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

Erenthal posted:

Correct me if I'm wrong here, but Elite has this feature, right? But working, in a game, and massively larger?

X3 had it, like a decade ago.

# ¿ Oct 10, 2015 21:27

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

god yes the official pyramid scheme

# ¿ Oct 10, 2015 21:37

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

whoever said "andy sirkis just because" lol that was a great call

# ¿ Oct 10, 2015 21:47

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

ShredsYouSay posted:

Oh John Rhys-Davies!

"Indy, I dont think we cant trust these moslems, they are not like us"

hamill and rhys-davies will literally just play Blair and Paladin again.

# ¿ Oct 10, 2015 21:48

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

*$500,000 cutscene*
*mission of flying around doing pointless timekilling poo poo*
*$250,000 cutscene*

It sure is WC all over again.

# ¿ Oct 10, 2015 22:10

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

A capital ship with about six people on it. Sounds about right.

# ¿ Oct 10, 2015 22:19

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

"Starman". Good grief.

They wanted Jeff Bridges but that's a $120m stretch goal

# ¿ Oct 10, 2015 22:20

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

ShredsYouSay posted:

Oh, the black guy has to carry all the luggage

right through the bulkhead too

# ¿ Oct 10, 2015 22:21

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

cringey as gently caress

# ¿ Oct 10, 2015 22:31

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

ShredsYouSay posted:

what does 07 mean, is it a nazi thing.

it's a salute so yes

# ¿ Oct 10, 2015 22:36

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

WastedJoker posted:

Gary's or Sandi's?

yes

# ¿ Oct 10, 2015 22:37

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

ShredsYouSay posted:

Imagine Halle Berry at the Oscars, but she hadnt done anything to deserve it.

she's spent 3 years acting like she gives a gently caress about this stupid nerd game, i think that's better than anything halle berry has ever done

# ¿ Oct 10, 2015 22:38

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

OriginalPseudonym posted:

honestly there�s a difference between �affecting the story� and �changing the ending� to me, but that�s probably in part because i�m so very tired of people throwing in a karmic point system in, tying a handful of conversations to those points, and then never referencing those conversations again-- just using the points to determine your choice average (SMT IV was particularly bad about this)

i�ll take a game with one ending and some completely useless in the long run but immersive npc interactions over a canned one-of-three endings that can be gamed by dumping your inventory on the beggar right outside the last boss room

walking dead season one is probably the only game to have ever nailed this about as well as it's ever been done in a video game

even Telltale's other stuff has really turned into linear "$30 for essentially a season of TV" games and ditched the meaningful choices, but twd:s1 was just amazingly well done.

edit: it wasn't perfect by any stretch, but it was really good

# ¿ Oct 12, 2015 06:59

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 06:18

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

OtherworldlyInvader posted:

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I know I was late, I was flying today. But plz giev ~~soj~~ this gang tag

# ¿ Oct 23, 2015 04:32

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