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sneakyfrog
Mar 16, 2011





Fan of Britches

Onmi posted:

Ladies and Gentlegoons I am pleased to report I have officially been accused of being Derek Smart. Where do I go to collect my badge?

the bridge obviously commander.

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sneakyfrog
Mar 16, 2011





Fan of Britches

I'm so happy to be back in time to watch this.

sneakyfrog
Mar 16, 2011





Fan of Britches

loving hell this just keeps getting better.

sneakyfrog
Mar 16, 2011





Fan of Britches

Michaellaneous posted:

I think the idea is that it's not just a tiny window, but covering the whole front. The...whoever was just too lazy to stretch it, or copy paste it.

its a thing, that explodes.

Its just not fancy enough.

Wait till you hear the 5.1 soundtrack when you activate that bitch.

sneakyfrog
Mar 16, 2011





Fan of Britches

Michaellaneous posted:

Really the best possible option here is for them to include eat a chaff grenade that makes that cool MGS sound.

ftfy

sneakyfrog
Mar 16, 2011





Fan of Britches

corn in the bible posted:

who is even gonna look inside the claymore? if you see the front of a claymore in an fps it's probably exploding and killing you

that was pretty much my point.

so much work for something so utterly inconsequential.

sneakyfrog
Mar 16, 2011





Fan of Britches

Klyith posted:

Derek Smart may be is completely and totally drunk on his own (extremely temporary) relevance.

ftfy

sneakyfrog
Mar 16, 2011





Fan of Britches

oh lordy..

https://popehat.com/2015/10/04/in-s...eaten-lawsuits/

sneakyfrog
Mar 16, 2011





Fan of Britches

Chocobo posted:

Did reddit figure out that the nine "sources" are goons yet, and that the whole thing was orchestrated in the open in an SA thread?

sneakyfrog
Mar 16, 2011





Fan of Britches

Jst0rm posted:

wtf is this? Who cares about this nerd poo poo.

me too yo.

I like internetworkin and poo poo.

sneakyfrog
Mar 16, 2011





Fan of Britches

Octopode posted:

The problem here isn't that you're woefully ignorant of the basics, but that you revel in that ignorance as if it's profound wisdom.

how do you do that cool squiggly mark thing before someones name.. I have to make a super smug meme and i want to attribute this out to deserving twathabitants of plebiantown.

sneakyfrog
Mar 16, 2011





Fan of Britches

sneakyfrog
Mar 16, 2011





Fan of Britches


well.

Way to put your dong on the table there escapist.

sneakyfrog
Mar 16, 2011





Fan of Britches

Literally Kermit posted:

The meter on this is still a little rough, but read this while listening to this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFNjIT83Aq4

Hello desktop, my old friend
I tried to load up Star Citizen
Because I pledged at least a grand
and all I have left with in my hand
is the jpeg of my ship that in fake space
I can't lose faith
and must endure the sounds of Sandi

In restless forums I post alone
white knight Chris Roberts upon his throne
Neath' one topic about another ship sale
sold one kidney and said "What the hell?"
When some troll launched in saying we were all being scammed
And were quite damned
to hear the sounds of Sandi

And between flaming posts I saw
90 million not accounted for
People screaming that it was all a fluke
Other people put up their dukes
And still other folks covered up their ears and winced
it never quits
That awful sound, of Sandi

"Fools," said I, "We cannot know
just exactly where our money goes
Hear my offer that I might reach you
I got a sweet deal on this Khartu
For 5 grand you get my Hull C and a 300i
(Still though that I am keeping, my Idris)

And the people stopped and turned
then the brown sea went on and churned
And the situation went from bad to worse
They said they'd see me in the 'Verse
And the clean shaven employes were sad that they could never tell
or face the hell
and listen to the sounds, of Sand

quoting. because its kermit. and brilliant.. so Kermilliant?

sneakyfrog
Mar 16, 2011





Fan of Britches

oh for fucks sake. We have other things to watch burn.

sneakyfrog
Mar 16, 2011





Fan of Britches

Sillybones posted:

I bet it's a vanduul ship you can buy.

does it have a spacedong?

sneakyfrog
Mar 16, 2011





Fan of Britches

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Yeah it's really weird that they have this silly adversarial system where factions can face off each other until someone decides to take their ball home and just play solo. Solo play would make a lot more sense if it had no influence whatsoever on faction play, but that would definitely go against the grain if Elite is full of carebears.

Elite is full of carebears.

(this may no longer be the case)

but it is a pretty, relaxing game to be sure.

sneakyfrog
Mar 16, 2011





Fan of Britches

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

I've been meaning to acquire space madness for some time. I stopped playing in June after I did the latest community event. Did they ever fix that bug where if you cashed in a community event after a new patch it wiped out everyone else who cashed in and you could get top dollar?

Heh hell if I know, I got burned out on it when the metagame went off into wannabe eve land.. I spent more time talking on forums and the brown sea than playing. Kermit would know.. he seems to be puttering around in here from time to time.

The new stuff looks neat though, I most likely hook up all the hotas + gadgets when the new expansion drops, just to see.

sneakyfrog
Mar 16, 2011





Fan of Britches

Unfunny Poster posted:

One of my friends got kicked from some Elite group for daring to play EVE Online because "you're a griefer" if you do that.



heh mentioning goons did about the same thing.

sneakyfrog
Mar 16, 2011





Fan of Britches

Jon Do posted:

on one hand, ostracizing people for who they associate with and which games they play is reprehensible

on the other, from the outside in, the people who play EVE seem to be the absolute worst, particularly goons

drat near every goon I met who was chiefly associated with EVE before other things was kind of a piece of poo poo

on the other hand a lot of people became goons because of eve.. semi malicious fun is a bit enticing.

sneakyfrog
Mar 16, 2011





Fan of Britches

Skoll posted:

Guys, Legal had to delay it. He ate it apparently.

I thought the dog ate it....

sneakyfrog
Mar 16, 2011





Fan of Britches

Sir_Charles posted:

maybe the truth is somewhere in the middle

sneakyfrog
Mar 16, 2011





Fan of Britches

Octopode posted:

There's no nuance allowed on the Internet. You're either for us, or a blithering retard that shouldn't be exposed to the light of day lest you try to justify beating your children just because it might be legal to do so in your backwards state.

People will find out you are conspiring with Dsmart to take over the Star citizen universe.

sneakyfrog
Mar 16, 2011





Fan of Britches

Dante80 posted:

Or, he has two puppies, De la Pena and Holiday.
Which are pretty rad names for puppies if you ask me.

ps: I'm no lawyer but some of that correspondence was pretty sick. Ortwin got trolled hard on this.

I agree with all of this.. weird.

content:

Holy poo poo.

That drat Dsmart letter was about the most personal attack i have ever heard in "professional dialogue"

sneakyfrog
Mar 16, 2011





Fan of Britches

This is the best worst thread ever.

sneakyfrog
Mar 16, 2011





Fan of Britches

Paladinus posted:

Set yourself on fire Make a time lapse video of you growing magnificent pubes, and tweet the video to Sandi.

sneakyfrog
Mar 16, 2011





Fan of Britches

PseudoFaux posted:

I don't think there's enough time left in this charade to shave and regrow a healthy bush to get a response.

shave it, and glue it back on..

sneakyfrog
Mar 16, 2011





Fan of Britches

LCL-Dead posted:

A sloppy gooey mess of glued on pubes. Yes. Do it. You must.

For science.

I will retweet the gently caress out of it.

sneakyfrog
Mar 16, 2011





Fan of Britches

FooF posted:

Just do a stop-motion-style time lapse of you shaving it off and then play it in reverse.

thats even better

sneakyfrog
Mar 16, 2011





Fan of Britches

MoraleHazard posted:

I genuinely feel sorry for the people who dropped $10,000 on this ~~game~~, emptying out 401k's, using student loans for it, etc.

I really cant. Its just mindboggling to me that anyone could.


MoraleHazard posted:

And you should glue other people's pubes on to your face. Sandi would love that and definitely give you your refund.

However this is also a good option. A pube lesnick beard for the double whammy.

sneakyfrog
Mar 16, 2011





Fan of Britches

peter gabriel posted:

I am making a game in space ask me about what features it will have when finished

what features will it have when finished?

sneakyfrog
Mar 16, 2011





Fan of Britches

peter gabriel posted:

All of the feautres



Here take all my money!

sneakyfrog
Mar 16, 2011





Fan of Britches

peter gabriel posted:

Thanks, it'll be good when it;s finished I'll let you know when that is

*vanishes in a poof of smoke*

I have a good feeling about this.

NO ONE TALK ILL OF PGABZ SAMSUNG SPACE ADVENTURE

sneakyfrog
Mar 16, 2011





Fan of Britches

peter gabriel posted:

Hang on a sec, brb just changing some features.

heres hoping for spacedongs

sneakyfrog
Mar 16, 2011





Fan of Britches

peter gabriel posted:

OK first ship is ready to buy
It's a whateverthefuckyouwantitobe type of ship, and the lore says something about the mighty Philips Engine Company forging an unlikely alliance with Samsung to power this massive ship



I dont think there is enough space in there for my sexbot assassin army.

THIS IS BULLSHIT.

MY IMMERSION.

sneakyfrog
Mar 16, 2011





Fan of Britches

peter gabriel posted:

No, you can, it's ok

oh poo poo!

Here have more money!

sneakyfrog
Mar 16, 2011





Fan of Britches

All we need is CROBERTS in here and we would have the best thread that ever threaded.

pgabz:

Where is my sexbot army transport, it has been like half a day. Quit loving off with my money.

Wait. is that a Samsung espresso machine?

sneakyfrog
Mar 16, 2011





Fan of Britches

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

I think allegations of fraud and embezzlement justify a more serious inquiry.

sneakyfrog
Mar 16, 2011





Fan of Britches

Gryphon0468 posted:

You people are working on old info. There have been no new stretch goals for about a year now. 64mil I believe, compared to being at 93mil now.

we have always been at war with eastasia

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sneakyfrog
Mar 16, 2011





Fan of Britches

Erenthal posted:

I reinstalled Elite Dangerous instead. I bought into that during the same time, when I was really into space ship sims, but never really played more than a few hours until now. Tbh it's not really mindblowing fun, but it's okay and it's a game I can actually play as of this moment.

dont forget your buttkicker.

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