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Fat and Useless
Sep 3, 2011

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Oh boy thanks to about 300 posts ago I have Les Mis stuck in my head and the thread is imploding on itself! Today is going to be a good day! :coffeepal:

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Fat and Useless
Sep 3, 2011

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Nevermind this has turned into a very long day.

I dreamed a dream in time gone by
When Chris was high
And kickstarters worth backing
I dreamed that ships would never fly
I dreamed that Sandi would be forgiving
Then I was stupid and had disposable income
And JPEGs were bought and pawned and refunded
There was no release date to be made
No towel unracked
No hangar unfilled

But the goons come at night
With their voices soft as thunder
As they tear your hopes apart
As they turn your dreams to shame

:sludgepal: Give me my dirty bits already Derek...

Fat and Useless
Sep 3, 2011

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We almost had a good thing for a whole week and it has now been shitted upon by child beating goon loving pedophile jerk faces.

Can we change the topic to something cool like what brand of airhorn to bring to CitzenCon?

Fat and Useless
Sep 3, 2011

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Incombibulator posted:

It's a sad thing.

I used to do this with legos when I was 6. Fun times. I wonder if you could build a rideable lego space dingy for $1500.....

Fat and Useless
Sep 3, 2011

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http://keesvanderwesten.com/spirit-pictures.html

There you go $20000 for an espresso machine.

Fat and Useless
Sep 3, 2011

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For 90 mil we should be able to get a bag of cheetos out of orbit with nothing but shaken mountain dew bottles.

Fat and Useless
Sep 3, 2011

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thatguy posted:

:lesnick: is fat.

Fatty fat fatty fatty fat fat.

I agree.

Fat and Useless
Sep 3, 2011

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I could only hope that after 8 years what SC becomes is Spore.

Fat and Useless fucked around with this message at 05:52 on Oct 9, 2015

Fat and Useless
Sep 3, 2011

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neonbregna posted:

Look at this shameful Judas that is betraying Christ Roberts.

Edit like what the gently caress has happened in the past 50 pages. Bootcha needs to man up and become a proxy for Sir Derek Smart so he can burn this poo poo to the ground or have cig give him a refund.

Edit 2 I will take up the mantle of PCOS Bill and play the devils advocate from here on out until Bootcha does the right thing


Martyrs, coffee, slap fights, and general anger.

Fat and Useless
Sep 3, 2011

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Synchronized posted:

Delaying concept sales "forever".

Wow. So every month is forever now, sure is some infinity. I regret spending the money I've sunk into this "game" more and more every day.

Nah only 2 weeks, keep your chin up!

Fat and Useless
Sep 3, 2011

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I get on twitch and instantly see 3 goons trolling, these fuckers are bad at their jobs.

Fat and Useless
Sep 3, 2011

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Look you bastards I only saw 3 identifiable goons when I first opened the window. There are probably 8 at least now.

It's too early for these hogwash baloney shenanigans.

Edit: Also bring back burger chat.

Fat and Useless
Sep 3, 2011

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This is the peak it can't go any higher.

Star Citizen: Turns out Swedish goons ruin everything.

Fat and Useless
Sep 3, 2011

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Why don't people enjoy having fun? A Star Citizen-Swedish mob connection was made and we can't just get our jollies with it. Sandi shaving everyone's pubes is totally plausible but Fat Tony breaking Lesnick's legs isn't!?

Can't wait for not shitposting crew to wake up and make a video with some air-horns and dead horses to plaster on reddit. Maybe Octopode or another seraph account shows up and everyone has a good chuckle over that.

Fat and Useless
Sep 3, 2011

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willus posted:

when did sandi shave everyones pubes

It supposedly happens every day of the month that ends with a 2, so yesterday.

Fat and Useless
Sep 3, 2011

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:coffeepal:

Yup, sure is a good morning. We've got more moles than Lesnick's rear end and tax shenanigans abound.

Fat and Useless
Sep 3, 2011

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SneakyFrog posted:

RAISE PAYWALL SHIELDS

SET CONDITION OHSHIT

SCRUB THE SPACE-POOP DECK

BATTEN DOWN THE SPACE HATCHES

:coffeepal:

He can just send Sandi a picture of goaste as a response, I'm sure it will work itself out.

Fat and Useless
Sep 3, 2011

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I do believe this is the point where you people at home still reading this from the poop pile :frogout: or get stuck with your donation to Mr. Roberts, I think the gray market may be slowing down for a while.

Fat and Useless
Sep 3, 2011

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no_recall posted:

Grey market has been crashing ever since d_smart posted his first blog.

Well now it's going to crash like a buggie.

Fat and Useless
Sep 3, 2011

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Romes128 posted:

What's a j4g?

Join for game/guild, Goons have a rep of being awesome, we are never awesome.

Fat and Useless
Sep 3, 2011

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Omi-Polari posted:

I want to fly pretty spaceships with Scott Manley.

Put youtube on in the background and pretend to do kerbal as good as him, works for me.

Fat and Useless
Sep 3, 2011

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[timg]http://i.imgur.com/V3UkR0g.jpg][/timg]

I'm hanging this on my fridge.

Fat and Useless
Sep 3, 2011

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Please buy platinum
To access secret forum
Lowtax needs money

Fat and Useless
Sep 3, 2011

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And they call us hosed up.

Fat and Useless
Sep 3, 2011

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Soothing Vapors posted:

Dr. Smart do you think Genghis Khan let the rabble of his empire tell him how best to be a warlord?? No. Nor should you let the everygoon whine their way into controlling your actions.

Don't dox is pretty ok advice. God help us if Genghis had the internet.

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Fat and Useless
Sep 3, 2011

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Shala posted:

So nbd but here's a SA hosted gang tag:

It took 3 weeks to happen but by god it's beautiful.

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