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Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

I enjoyed the OP as well

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Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Bleusilences posted:

What are the stages?

1. Denial and Isolation
2. Anger
3. Bargaining
4. Depression
5. Acceptance

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012


They're congratulating CIG for making such a perfect.... concept of a jpeg picture?

I don't get it, all they are paying money for is words and a pretty picture



No, bad! Stop congratulating them on selling you poo poo, jesus christ

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Doyzer posted:

One hour in and $45,000 of Endeavors have been sold.

Get your money back while pubbies are throwing money at their computer screens.

Have they bothered to 'limit' the amount of jpegs for sale like the other high priced sales? Or are they just skeeting to the moon with this one?

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

why don't they just make a ship called 'the dream' and you put anything you want on it, to make it do anything you can dream of

price it at $10,000 USD

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

I'm a huge fan of all the glassdoor reviews that begin with

Pros: Free snacks

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

I get the uneasy feeling that the ending of this poo poo-saga will be bad.

Like Dick Wulf showing up at the offices armed to the teeth, demanding him and Croberts to get into his -insert $2500 space jpeg- together and flying off into the sunset



Something like this

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012


-snip-

" I've since written five blogs. And I'm going to write one every two weeks or so"

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012



So using worst case (best case?) scenario, they sold just over 300 of the $900 autist tier sale package

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Innerguard posted:



Yes, it is true. I have also submitted a refund request, I'm not trusting dodgy reddit people and trying to do grey market stuff doesn't strike me right.

List what you have in your hanger friend

I'll buy the account from you And turn around and re-sell it for double or triple

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Raskolnikov posted:

Still no refund :smith:

I deserve this :smith:

Did you email them the dick wulf picture attached to refund request?

Everyone who is requesting a refund should attach that as their reason for the request

See how long it takes them to ex-communicate dick wulf like they did with Smart

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Raskolnikov posted:

It has been acknowledged twice but no action basically. Two weeks.

you're not into them for some absurd amount of money are you?

so far the refunds we've seen have been for fairly small amounts...

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012


Come back to us Dr. Derek!

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

What do ya'll estimate Mark Hamill wanted for 4 months work?

$5 mil?

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Hey guys just checkin in on the thread and.....

Ok so I missed a bunch it seems, here's some for easier reading










"Remember guys no drama will be allowed from the outside world.... and now here is our TOTALLY NOT BIASED response to the outside world drama"

Seriously, all these totally legit and not forced responses from CIG employees might actually be believable if they weren't 100% positive.

No company in the history of man-kind is without fault, just one employee saying 'Yeah it's a pretty good company, EXCEPT...' and I might believe em.

Blue On Blue fucked around with this message at 23:33 on Oct 1, 2015

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Comment on the forbes article



I imagine him stroking the handle of his katana as he types that comment, DO YOU HAVE NO HONOR SIR!?

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Disco Lando posted:

Because of this, I took a lot of jobs and left a lot of jobs when I felt I'd learned what I could from them. I've worked as, in no particular order:
a Construction Contractor, a Barista, an IT Professional, an actual High School Drama Teacher, an Audio Engineer for both Television and Radio, a Retail Supervisor or Manager several times over, a Professional Baseball Mascot, a Telemarketer, a Stage and Film Actor, a WoW Game Master, a Prosthetics Support Specialist, a Home Improvement Professional, a Director of Operations for a Professional Baseball Team, a Cashier, a Mr. Trash, a Theme Park Performer, a Truck Loader, a Published Author of textbooks and magazine articles, a Hospitality Worker and a few others that escape recall at this moment.
I mention all this because there are all kinds of jobs, and all kinds of workplaces, and what's right for one isn't necessarily right for another, and for many workplaces, you never know if it's going to be a good fit between employee and employer until you get there. Before I came to Star Citizen, as a devout backer, I thought I knew everything I needed to about working for Star Citizen.

So in Disco Lando's mind it's ok to try just about every job in the book and either get fired or quit.

Hey kids no reason to put any effort into life, just coast through!

Employers will look favorably on you jumping from job to job every 3 months

Finally, lol baseball mascot...

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Capntastic posted:

When did Disco Lando go from forum poster to mod to developer? All of CIG's high profile people are just "ideas guys" and they keep firing all of the lead artists, programmers.

Umm excuse me he was a barrista AND a high school drama teacher, he is as qualified as anyone

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012


Factual level headed article

Which means the brown sea will try to totally ignore it

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

bres0048 posted:

I had $5200 into this, started the refund about a month ago. Got 3300 back from cig and sold the remainder to silly redditors. They like going down with the ships

:eyepop:

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

I can't stand it anymore, the level of retard flowing from the forums is too much



They already have 90 million, lets give them another 10 so they can hire more lawyers



If I keep saying 'its MY game' enough maybe I can convince myself I really am a part of something, and not just a number. Also take more of my money because I'm obviously brain dead



So what if they missed ANOTHER deadline, let's shower them in more money I'm sure that'll make all our dreams come true

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Furious Mittens posted:

I worked for a manufacturing firm as a project manager several years ago that came up with a new invention (on paper) that promised to bring the company millions if realized. So as we started building this thing, a lot of things came to light that weren't going to work or would need to be revised. Long story short, instead of doing what needed to be done and revising the parts that needed to be changed, the CEO and P.E. ordered everything to keep trucking along as originally planned as they went out across the globe selling this product and throwing features on top of a system that wasn't going to work in the first place.

I jumped ship well before the inevitable crash, thanks mostly in part to the CFO and some friends in accounting talking about how much money we were hemorrhaging. Take that with what I could actually see we were spending on areas of the project that weren't going to work and I could see the hand writing on the wall, along with several others.

All that being said, I don't doubt for a minute that there are people at CIG that know the financials or have access to a good portion of them and talk to the rank and file. People in the gaming and development sector could probably approximate pretty well the costs and the rest of their crazy purchases are documented across the internet. It's not hard to see where $90 mil of crowdfunds could go *poof* really quickly.

Easy to just throw together numbers, from a totally uneducated (in the industry) stand point

Mark Hamill and god knows how many other actors - $10 million

Cost of running all their studios across the globe - $20 million

Snacks for :lesnick: $50 million

Private trips, cars, property etc - $10 million

Mocap bullshit - $10 million

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Justin Tyme posted:

Someone mentioned that they likely aren't burning the funds directly but are using it as collateral for a line of credit, how much would that conceivably boost them?

Is there any bank in the world that would be stupid enough to give these people MORE money?

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Applebee123 posted:

Well theres always the backers, offer them the chance to loan money to star citizen for a 5% rate of return, call them "War bonds" or something and have a marketing campaign, easy $20m there and you dont even need to invent any ships, the forums will be going on how its a really good investment because you know you'll get your money back and its alot higher than the rates a bank gives for deposits.

Wouldn't that be perfect.

The backers are already banging the war drums and calling for the true believers to invest even more money, lest these hate filled articles topple their dream

Have none of them stopped to think, if all it takes is 1 or 2 news articles to bring the whole thing down, how loving stable was it to begin with?

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

BluestreakBTHR posted:

Hi.
I'm Bluestreak.

I'm an rear end in a top hat from Boston with a low tolerance for tomfoolery and shenanigans.
I run an internet radio station (https://www.beyondthehorizonradio.com) that once was built for Star Citizen players, but then smartened right the gently caress up and diversified while leaving that shitfest behind.

Tomorrow's show will be our final, final goodbye to Star Citizen. Your friend and mine, Beer4TheBeerGod will be calling in so we can review everything that we knew was going on, and laugh over the atrocities in the Escapist comments.

Hi, you should invite Dick Wulf onto your radio show too, just so we can get both sides of the story.

Maybe even one or two of the ex-cig employees

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

BluestreakBTHR posted:

DickWulf doesn't like me. He thinks I'm an arrogant rear end in a top hat. He's not wrong.

I've had a few on in the past, just not recently. I reached out to a one J***** P*** not too long ago, we'll see if he's interested in calling in.

What about :lesnick: then?

I would love to see (hear) someone actually throw hard questions at someone from CIG, not pre-scripted soft balls

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012


The comments

:eyepop:

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

A Neurotic Jew posted:

has the black employee been fired yet

Guess it had the intended effect, the brown sea noticed their 'token black guy'

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Next they need to have a still shot of one of their Porsche's filled to the roof with cash, SEE GUYS THEY HAVE LOTS OF MONEY!

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

3 posted:

In the Tanker chapter of MGS2, there's a bucket of ice that when shot, spills ice cubes everywhere that are programmed to melt realistically based on size and distribution. It is the only part of the game where there is any ice at all, and has literally zero bearing on the rest of the game, Kojima just put it in because he thought it was awesome. And it was.

I think the first Medal of Honor game, had something similar

With oil barrels, if you shot them near the bottom so they leaked out all the oil, then shot the top, nothing would come out because it had already leaked out

Why bother with a complicated fluid system for oil barrels... something your average player wouldn't give a poo poo about

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

You guys really need to slow down the thread, it's taking me a whole hour to get caught up every-time I check

Also holy poo poo if no 'investors' alarm bells are ringing at CIG refunding people from like 20 different companies :lol:

The day someone gets a refund from "Big Ben Lesnick's Furniture Mart" might get them to clue in

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Bootcha is legitimately not good with investments

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

T.G. Xarbala posted:

He'll have to write this off as a learning experience.

He's basically funding lesnick to keep eating for another few months

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

kordansk posted:

Why does it take the VP of a 300 person company to approve refunds for small charges? That seems strange in itself. Every time I have ever needed a refund it has been a normal employee, or maybe a manager 1 step above, not jumping 6 steps to the VP.

And why is their lawyer involved in the refunds?

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

madcow posted:

Or I am not a gullible cynic and have more experience with real investigative journalism than you?

If there had been or ends up being some legitimate evidence presented as to bad happenings in CIG, like say 40% of the company getting axed within a two week (which I have experienced irl) or a verifiable audio/video clip/document that contained some racist rantings or mentions of misappropriations of funds/fraudulent activity, I might be more inclined to hop on the hate wagon and get a refund. But so far, I have seen none of that. I have just seen one shoddily written "article" with poo poo sources, likely fabrications, and bunch of rantings and empty promise from Derek Smart, a known charlatan, one of which was to release a name at 4am EST, two days ago, to help lend some credence to his claims. Yeah, he never did that, just like he never had two PhDs, never had a good game, and will never have a successful lawsuit against CIG.

I knew pretty much right after the kickstarter ended and CR kept adding more and more strech goals that there was no way in hell that SC was going to meet its original deadline, just call it a hunch. So, release dates being pushed back? Yeah, I don't care, I have seen it countless times with other games with much smaller scopes and scales. I can watch a AtV episode or what not every now and see what they are doing or aren't doing. People leaving or being fired? Welcome to running a business, it doesn't always work out for a variety of reasons, personality conflicts are one of them, and if two people really were fired for releasing information to DS, then they deserved it. For being idiots and violating an NDA, which you can be pretty much certain CIG has.

When CIG starts to layoff significant portions of the staff and starts closing down studios that is when I will start to worry. If the game development starts to bleed into late 2016 and they still haven't released anything significant, say like the first episode of SQ42, which I suspect will come out sooner than that, then I will start thinking about getting my money back/filing a chargeback.

And lets say, for the sake of argument, CIG goes under and I don't get my money back. Oh well, I have spent more on alcohol and women in my lifetime, so losing out on the pittance I gave CIG really doesn't matter to me.

I'm not an ardent follower of this colossal gently caress up, but even I can say at least 2 of the things you listed already happened

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

madcow posted:

Or I am not a gullible cynic and have more experience with real investigative journalism than you?

Hmm


Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

PseudoFaux posted:

The quest for a refund continues. Less than 24 hours after getting the "Hey, tell us who's extorting you to get your money back" email, I got his little number


Anyone else get this? Sounds desperate.

= )

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

EminusSleepus posted:

I think Darian just receive memo from Sandi lol



Why do all the fatties have beards now?

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