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The Marauder
Dec 1, 2013

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Why are there so many posts here about so little?

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thatguy posted:

If CitCon is a disaster (it will be) I demand that The Smart Room be re-released as The Smart Room 3000AD.

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I concur with this assessment.

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Star Citizen: Doctor Derek's Delicious Drama Debacle

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Every time I check in, there is more posting about less content. One has to wonder when the, "SC is dead. Long live SC." circlejerk will reach critical mass, detonate, and launch the predominant posters of this thread into space like a drizzling UFO.

Please carry on.

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Bolow posted:

Fake and gay, I know this because Seraph hasn't reregged to gloat

someone posted it on the internet so it must be true

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Eonwe posted:

It was seraph wasn't it?

Not sure, but it is pretty good.

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Admiral Crackbar posted:

Yeah but it's practically still in alpha itself. Sure, Frontier have slapped the released label on it, but there's still a fuckload of content missing from what was pitched during the kickstarter.

:pgi:

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Shala posted:

I usually read our manual while on the shitter.

Just to make sure I'm up to speed on super elite tactics with other goons when SC totally comes out.

http://imgur.com/a/Qoaxm



:perfect:

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Unfunny Poster posted:

Have they even released playable gameplay outside of the hangar?

Only a year and a half ago.

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D_Smart posted:

Their arbitration clause won't hold. And even if it did, it would be their fault it even became a legal matter because all they had to do was provide the financials as required to. Case closed.

I'm sure this is your professional opinion, of course?

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Ravane posted:

gently caress tha Sandi
Comin straight from the underground
A young nigga got it bad cuz he brown.
And not the other color so Sandi think
They have the authority to kill a minority.

Truly a muse of our generation.

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Synchronized posted:

That's not entirely accurate. The Idris has always been available in unlimited numbers, it has always been in the $5000 pack. The other sales with number caps were just for the ship in a stand-alone capacity. All that's changed is that they lowered the price of admission to a $2500 pack to move more product.

For what should be obvious reasons.

Shh. Facts aren't allowed here.

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Lots of people who live in caves ITT.

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I hope the :10bux: was worth it.

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D_Smart posted:

Or, like most, she just hasn't updated LinkedIn yet.

Hi how is Battlecruiser 3000 Line of Defense coming along?

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Madcosby posted:

So... let me get this straight

Derek Smart is suggesting that a lot of the money Roberts has raised is being funneled into Manchester and into essentially companies founded by Roberts and close friends to pay off loans from the Swedish mafia from a previously failed venture?

This correct?

obviously this is a 100% legit and watertight explanation of everything

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D_Smart posted:

The two are totally different game types that take place in the same IP :)

For Battlecruiser 3000AD, that one morphed into Universal Combat back in 2004, since it was no longer about a single capital ship (Battlecruiser). And there is a free version of Universal Combat CE 2.0 on Steam which I am in the process of upgrading the visuals via DLC.

Anyway, LOD is coming along great. It's a bit slow, due to it being a rather massive indie game being developed by a crew of less than a dozen.

Less than a dozen, huh? That's okay, you have to break a few eggs to get poo poo done. Or something like that.

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Dec 1, 2013

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crobor

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I have a large stockpile of tinfoil for sale, and I think this might be the best place to offload it. Please let me know how much you are interested in purchasing, along with your best price per tonne.

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Wafflz posted:

We have no use for actual tinfoil, now if you had a picture of some tinfoil we could talk business.

This can be arranged.

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Furious Mittens posted:

Whats this about tits? I haven't checked the thread since Friday afternoon.

Someone wrote a sob story about how she was a single mother wanting to get her children some pixel spaceship for Star Citizen on reddit. "She" proceeded to promise nudes to anyone who would buy ships and gift them to her. This ended in the expected manner, and then "she" made a so-long-and-thanks-for-all-the-fishships post claiming to be a goon. No proof has been posted of the ships that were allegedly extorted nor whether or not "she" is actually affiliated with SA, but we can dream, right?

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Dongattack posted:

i dont understand reddit cause im old stupid fat etc, did he really get banned? was there a reason given?

In the dark and corrupt land known as reddit, the custom is to ban users with no explanation, no oversight, and no recourse.

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Fang The Parrot posted:

he's been shadowbanned which means he will post but no one else will see it, making him invisible to everyone else

In the lands of darkness, this is The Way.

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D_Smart posted:

Definitely off his meds. Definitely.

Dr. Smart would know.

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Romes128 posted:

So we're pretty much waiting until November before d-smizzle whips out his fat cock of justice and starts to take cig down?

2 weeks, friend.

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This thread never stops delivering.

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Doxx Citizen: The Wrath of Wulf

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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Chili for the Chili God

Chili Powder Ingredients
3 oz Guajillo Chiles
3 oz Ancho Chiles
3 oz Pasilo Chiles
3 oz Chipotle Chiles
0.5 Cumin Seed
1 tsp Onion Powder
1 tsp Garlic Powder
1 tsp Mexican Oregano
1 tsp Ground Red Pepper
1 tsp Season Salt

Chili Ingredients
4 lbs Bone-In Short Rib
1 lb Chorizo
32 Ounces Beef Stock
2 Medium Onions
1 Bunch Garlic
1 Bottle Dark Beer (Porter)
2 Shots Tequila
2 Shots Molasses
2 Cans Tomato Paste
1 Can Chipotles in Adobo
1 Cinnamon Stick
4 Squares Dark Chocolate
1 Ounce Dried Porcini Mushrooms
1.25 Cup Chopped Cilantro
0.5 Cup Chili Powder
Salt
Pepper

Tools
Enamel Dutch Oven (6 Qt)
Blender/Food Processor

Process
Chili Powder: Do This
Recommended Viewing: Watch This

Preheat oven to 300F.

Trim off fat caps from short ribs. Sprinkle liberally with salt and pepper.

Put dutch oven on maximum heat. Brown short ribs on all sides. Sear the hell out of them. ALL THE MAILLARD REACTION. ALL OF IT. Do meat in batches so you don't crowd the pot. Watch the video.

Cut onion in half and scorch. Same with the peeled garlic. Don't bother chopping it up, just blacken it.

Remove the casings from the chorizo and dump the meat into the pot. Or use breakfast sausage. Either way brown it.

Add the onions and garlic into the blender and pulse to chop up. Then add the chili powder, mushrooms, paste, molasses, tequila, chipotles in adobo*, and beef stock. Some folks use beer instead of beef stock. I've been meaning to try that. Blend it until well mixed and chunky.

Deglaze the base and get all that goodness off with the beer. Toss in the meat.

Add the blended ingredients to the meat and stir. Add the cinnamon stick, cilantro, and chocolate.

Cover and put in the oven for 90 minutes.

Remove cover, stir, embrace the awesomeness, and leave uncovered in oven for another 90 minutes.

Check status of meat. The bones should have freely separated and the mixture should be thick enough that you can stand a spoon in. If not, cook longer.

Remove from oven, remove bones and cinnamon stick, and eat with corn bread.

* Chipotles in adobo is the greatest thing ever, but it may be too spicy for some. You may want to toss in just the chipotles and stare at the adobo sauce, knowing it owns you.

Happening Status: It's

Would you consider the inclusion of beef over the pork ribs to be blasphemy? Something like 2 lbs Chorizo and 3 lbs beef? Nothing against pork, but chili just ain't chili without some cow.

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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

The bone-in short rib is beef. I assumed that was a given.



Pure Sex.

In hindsight, makes sense. Saw it next to the chorizo and thought "pork chili." This makes much more sense, however. There's a local brewery that makes ale with serrano peppers - that seems appropriate for this.

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flyboi posted:

Not everything delicious has to be hard v:shobon:v

This applies to almost everything you can imagine throwing in a crock pot.

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Nemo2342 posted:

Am I supposed to eat these once they're cooled?

Serve warm atop pistachio almond ice cream.

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grimcreaper posted:

I'm gonna give this a try. I've got some wierd peppers growing in my 'garden' (I've never grown anything and these peppers just appeared out of nowhere. I think they are Serrano or jalapeño but I'm not 100%) and this recipe sounds awesome.

You planning to toss in whatever mushrooms you find growing in your back yard too? I hear the brightly colored ones taste the best.

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Shala posted:

urban foraging

Shala, Raccoon Whisperer

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Dec 1, 2013

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If it can't be cooked in cast iron, it isn't worth cooking.

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Justin Tyme posted:

Derek Smart is the caliph to our jihad

Derek-a Derek-a

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Talk Post poo poo get hit

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Eonwe posted:

because you can find basically anything on the internet if you are motivated or have someone smart enough

I see what you did there

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Young Freud posted:

Can't wait until they start referring to Smart as "He shall not be named", like he's Voldemort or something.

Many of them already do. It is pretty great.

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