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I am so glad this game exists as a source of comedy.
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2015 19:33 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 13:47 |
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IronicDongz posted:star shitizen shart shitizen
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2015 22:37 |
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quote:Yes, this is the part where you start wondering if you all got p0wned. The answer would be yes. Yes of course.
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 00:11 |
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This is amazing. It truly is a great time to be reading about spaceship scams on the internet.
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 03:48 |
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Mr SoupTeeth posted:Each refund increases the odds of his murder by way of Hanzo steel/bat'leth replica. What's a bat'leth replica?
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 03:49 |
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This looks like a pretty awesome dog.
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 14:40 |
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EminusSleepus posted:that dog died and did not even see the release of the game..shame NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! That was the best jpeg in this thread. This thread is now In Memoriam for that awesome dog.
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 14:48 |
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GaussianCopula posted:I think a pet system is only complete if it allows breeding, including cross species breeding with a realistically modeled gene system, including special breeding ships of course. Introducing the new galactic kennel ship with all of this + nintendogs minigame for $800.
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 15:20 |
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CrazyLoon posted:Or maybe it's just not a problem, until it happens to you or someone you know. I mean, I'm from a filthy socialist EU country and I deffo wouldn't classify dickpics over the internet as a term upon which one could legally prosecute. But having witnessed the whole thing with Dickwulf from start to finish (and knowing of another case before it, where he did it for sure), it is definitely a disgustoid thing to do that you absolutely should get branded and mocked over the internet for. Can someone give me (or link me to) some sort of summary about what happened? I want to know what the angry german is defending.
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 16:40 |
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Xaerael posted:Some sleazy SC uberwhale redditor gifted a girl a spaceship jpeg, then used that as an excuse to start sending her dickpics. I didn't think redditors needed an excuse to do that.
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 16:43 |
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Xaerael posted:Amazing article. I love how every time CIG manages to start stabilizing a bit, someone just slams another torpedo into their slowly sinking ship. Flagshipped
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 17:43 |
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Madcosby posted:Leader responds Holy crap this is long. Smart is going to all up in this.
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 18:52 |
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CLAM DOWN posted:oh my god is this loving real ahahaahahhahahaAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHA And it is now connected at the hip to gamergate. You can't make this poo poo up. Edit: gamergate not gamersgate Damn Dirty Ape fucked around with this message at 19:01 on Oct 1, 2015 |
# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 18:54 |
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quote:I would ask you to think hard about this in the context of what you guys have been considering running with. What do you hope to achieve by running with an article like this? What good do you hope will come out of it? Are you looking to cast assertions on our chance of success? What’s the point of unfounded conjecture and innuendo from biased parties? People say we will not deliver the game we’ve promised. So? Shouldn’t you just let us get on with it? Hmm I agree with Chris. It's probably not right for video games websites to write articles about video games unless they are nice. This is probably true for all of journalism really.
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 19:00 |
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HKS posted:"I will update this piece with a direct response to the article later in the day ... hopefully it will calm some nerves now." He said in it that he had been working on the response for like 8 hours (they reached him for comment before releasing the article). He also basically said 'and that was 8 hours I could have spent finishing the game! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!'. Also, he just threw a whole gas can on the fire.
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 19:04 |
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Truga posted:fake edit: Jesus christ that CR response is long. Does anyone have a TL;DR, I'm not going to read that. You're all jelly. Smart's a dick. Ex-employees with axes to grind. Doing something nobody has done before. Author of article is bad and acting as mouthpiece for smart (gamergate stuff as proof). Why are you being so mean when we are just trying to make a game. Some more stuff I forgot. also this quote. Chris Roberts posted:The only person who is famous for being a blowhard, bully, an awful game developer and human being is Derek Smart. Any bets on how long until Smart threatens to sue for libel?
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 19:28 |
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D_Smart posted:I have tried to stay in one corner of social media while this shitstorm continues. I only wanted to post here so that you goons are aware of my official statement about all of this.
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2015 01:57 |
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Onmi posted:It's not like we've never seen it before. We saw it with Schafer with Broken Age and we're seeing it with Inafune and Mighty No.9. Projects that asked for little, talked big, got way more than they asked for, were late, and the product does not look very good. I think if Kickstarter and crowdfunding has been a lesson in anything, it's that sometimes Publishers exist for a loving reason. As easy as it can be to say those mean old businessmen are stomping over their free spirits, but really they're a bunch of people trying to keep a project on time. And it turns out when you put that in the hands of the fans they're far worse than any boardroom. Godus from Molyneaux also comes to mind.
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2015 13:53 |
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Dusty Lens posted:https://www.cloudimperiumgames.com/contact Roberts was pretty excited to get corporate investment from coke until he realized it was only a soft drink.
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2015 15:56 |
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peter gabriel posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V44T0p1ICYw I'm dieing here.
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2015 22:38 |
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Bolow posted:The most expensive ship in the game you can walk around in is $275. All the super expensive sperg tier ships don't exist in game in any loving capacity I think it's funny that $275 isn't considered a super expensive sperg ship.
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2015 22:40 |
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I want to farm in space and raise space dogs so this is the game for me. See you in the verse!
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2015 22:50 |
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Now if only he made one.
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2015 14:29 |
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I have to say from an outside perspective that even though the development of this game appears to be a dumpster fire it is pretty cool that goons are getting refunds.
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2015 14:43 |
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Onmi posted:I'm bringing the comedy. Derek Smart eats pieces of poo poo like Chris Roberts for breakfast!
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2015 15:12 |
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BluestreakBTHR posted:Doesn't matter. I got all back, except $30 from the VD store, and the cost of that awful Redacted Hoodie, which found its way into the bin. Tell us!
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2015 19:17 |
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BluestreakBTHR posted:$1400 See? That wasn't so hard, was it. You are among friends here.
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2015 21:08 |
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MellowTigger posted:I'm lost. What source? How do you know they are late in their filings? Is there a webpage of publicly posted information? Welcome to the somethingawful.com forums! See you in the verse!
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2015 00:09 |
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Octopode posted:These questions look eerily similar to the same ones that were brought up here about the same supposed issues about their server architecture, and appear to have received essentially the same response. The cloud..... *waves hands*
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2015 00:11 |
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MeLKoR posted:Oh Lordy! He's also a nudist hth
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2015 00:48 |
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Deki posted:Kismensus found out that one of the goons was a big ol' unrepentant pedophile. He kicked said Pedophile, and the rest of the Archeage leadership got really upset because BFM was really good at making wool or something. This thread has everything.
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2015 19:05 |
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D Smizzle posted:And when it collapses and companies start sifting through the debris in bankruptcy court or auction, my guess is that you can probably pick up that $20K (!) cappuccino machine purchased for the new LA office (the one where all work has stopped due to a dispute with one of the contractors), for less than $5K. No, I’m not kidding. They have a $20K cappuccino machine that backers paid for. Because Chris always wanted one. Go ahead, ask him. This is gold Jerry.
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2015 21:20 |
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At least Roberts was smart enough to spend $20k on an actual cappuccino machine and not a jpeg and a promise of a great cappuccino machine in the future.
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2015 21:36 |
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Chafey posted:Wow, thanks to this thread, I found out Universal Combat is free on steam!! True story I actually paid real money for that once years ago. I think it was on a bargain bin at Best Buy and I was bored and thought the box art looked like a fun game. It was not
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2015 21:39 |
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tooterfish posted:They hired Imaginarium the same year George "I have no idea how I made all this money" Lucas and Marvel "literally every loving movie at the cinema this year is one of ours" Studios did, that can't have been even remotely cheap. In the Imaginarium Star Citizen is a released game with every feature CIG ever promised.
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2015 21:44 |
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Romes128 posted:um excuse me, it's a cappuccino machine Yeah really. The coffee machine was the $5k package and didn't even come with lifetime insurance.
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2015 21:45 |
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Klyith posted:Now take this $90 million dollar kickstarter. Here it is, peaceful, serene... boring. But if it is destroyed? This post deserves to be quoted.
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2015 21:52 |
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Eonwe posted:i wonder what citcon will smell like
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2015 22:38 |
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Sushi in Yiddish posted:Missed the page, where is this 20k espresso thing coming from? Smart's blog post Edit: TLDR he said that CRoberts spent $20k of backer money on a cappuccino machine because Chris always wanted one in his blog post somewhere.
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2015 22:54 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 13:47 |
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Diabolo III? lol Shenmue came out in like 2000, not 2006. Morrowind came out in 2002, not 2004. Also, it says 'Half-life' instead of 'Half-Life 2'. Where the hell did this idiot get this graph?
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2015 03:47 |