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Aug 14, 2015


Shitizen: *dingdong*
A JPG: "Who's there?"
Shitizen: "Waw, what a hot bhabhi?!




I would like to thank everyone for backing star citizen because this ride has been truly wild one.
Like somehow Cig managed to make GOTY without ever making a game. And on top of that,i have gotten tons of really good burger recipes
10/10 money well spend (on a something awful account)

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Dark Off
Aug 14, 2015


Shitizen: *dingdong*
A JPG: "Who's there?"
Shitizen: "Waw, what a hot bhabhi?!




Dark Off
Aug 14, 2015


Shitizen: *dingdong*
A JPG: "Who's there?"
Shitizen: "Waw, what a hot bhabhi?!




So im watching smart stream. Derek Smart watching stream of himself.
This is art

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Aug 14, 2015


Shitizen: *dingdong*
A JPG: "Who's there?"
Shitizen: "Waw, what a hot bhabhi?!




Decrepus posted:

Can we get a Dsmart clan tag?
here's my low effort photoshop for clan tag.

Dark Off
Aug 14, 2015


Shitizen: *dingdong*
A JPG: "Who's there?"
Shitizen: "Waw, what a hot bhabhi?!




Doctor Schnabel posted:

whats the story with zaurg?
its a sad tale of man who just doesnt want to take a advice
gets abused by her wife a lot.
its where the goon in well anecdote comes from
http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...40&pagenumber=1
http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...40&pagenumber=1

Dark Off fucked around with this message at Oct 15, 2015 around 23:56

Dark Off
Aug 14, 2015


Shitizen: *dingdong*
A JPG: "Who's there?"
Shitizen: "Waw, what a hot bhabhi?!






Feel free to improve it.

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Aug 14, 2015


Shitizen: *dingdong*
A JPG: "Who's there?"
Shitizen: "Waw, what a hot bhabhi?!




drkeiscool posted:

But they're already near perfect.

Avatar material

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Aug 14, 2015


Shitizen: *dingdong*
A JPG: "Who's there?"
Shitizen: "Waw, what a hot bhabhi?!




Dark Off
Aug 14, 2015


Shitizen: *dingdong*
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Shitizen: "Waw, what a hot bhabhi?!




i ... Cant stop making these

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Aug 14, 2015


Shitizen: *dingdong*
A JPG: "Who's there?"
Shitizen: "Waw, what a hot bhabhi?!




I went too far.
Unspoiler to see what happens if you combine derek smart with chris

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Aug 14, 2015


Shitizen: *dingdong*
A JPG: "Who's there?"
Shitizen: "Waw, what a hot bhabhi?!




SelenicMartian posted:

Needs more oldman face.

consider it done

Dark Off
Aug 14, 2015


Shitizen: *dingdong*
A JPG: "Who's there?"
Shitizen: "Waw, what a hot bhabhi?!




i decensored the picture.
its oldman again

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Aug 14, 2015


Shitizen: *dingdong*
A JPG: "Who's there?"
Shitizen: "Waw, what a hot bhabhi?!




Jimb posted:

Ok, I've been following this shitshow for awhile but I need to know, who the gently caress is Derek smart? It's entertaining to watch but you guys seem to have known about him from before?
hes the author of desktop commander
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIn1_9YvGds
hes also the greatest internet warlord.
He is also the mod of smart room which is a secret sub-forum

Dark Off
Aug 14, 2015


Shitizen: *dingdong*
A JPG: "Who's there?"
Shitizen: "Waw, what a hot bhabhi?!




Dark Off
Aug 14, 2015


Shitizen: *dingdong*
A JPG: "Who's there?"
Shitizen: "Waw, what a hot bhabhi?!




may the force be with you

Dark Off
Aug 14, 2015


Shitizen: *dingdong*
A JPG: "Who's there?"
Shitizen: "Waw, what a hot bhabhi?!




reminder these are still available as avatars.


Gary oldmans unwrapped face owns

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Aug 14, 2015


Shitizen: *dingdong*
A JPG: "Who's there?"
Shitizen: "Waw, what a hot bhabhi?!





Hookerbots

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Aug 14, 2015


Shitizen: *dingdong*
A JPG: "Who's there?"
Shitizen: "Waw, what a hot bhabhi?!




Fake its oldman again

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Aug 14, 2015


Shitizen: *dingdong*
A JPG: "Who's there?"
Shitizen: "Waw, what a hot bhabhi?!




XK posted:

Aww gently caress, all I'm getting is gibberish. I never received my new codebook. Can anyone hook me up?

http://forums.somethingawful.com/fo...php?forumid=212
Check the Smartest room. post couple introductions to get into the club or buy a platinum to make it visible without invitation

Dark Off
Aug 14, 2015


Shitizen: *dingdong*
A JPG: "Who's there?"
Shitizen: "Waw, what a hot bhabhi?!




spacetoaster posted:

ENHANCE!



It looks like she's disgusted with something.

ENHANCE!

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Aug 14, 2015


Shitizen: *dingdong*
A JPG: "Who's there?"
Shitizen: "Waw, what a hot bhabhi?!




TotallyNotSeraph85 posted:

Hi Rasky you little Rascal, please unban me from the cool person goonspeak server, i'll behave I swear! No more scary bad speak, we'll have so much fun! Please.. being rejected hurts so bad, I got the pee tee es deez.

263.56

I belive its seraph unless he buys me an avatar
and this is the one

Dark Off
Aug 14, 2015


Shitizen: *dingdong*
A JPG: "Who's there?"
Shitizen: "Waw, what a hot bhabhi?!




[
man i didnt know oldman played a part in wing commander

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Aug 14, 2015


Shitizen: *dingdong*
A JPG: "Who's there?"
Shitizen: "Waw, what a hot bhabhi?!




Unfunny Poster posted:

You know what to do with that face.
Indeet

Dark Off
Aug 14, 2015


Shitizen: *dingdong*
A JPG: "Who's there?"
Shitizen: "Waw, what a hot bhabhi?!




Paladinus posted:

But the real question is will baby PU be bigger than Ben Lesnick?

Dark Off
Aug 14, 2015


Shitizen: *dingdong*
A JPG: "Who's there?"
Shitizen: "Waw, what a hot bhabhi?!




Eonwe posted:

i actually just cut a piece of a live kobe cow tbqh

Hey Eonwe can we have somekind of summary of all recipes in star citizen thread in that first post of yours.
Because all of em are fantastic and it helps newbies become accustomed to our code phrases.

Dark Off
Aug 14, 2015


Shitizen: *dingdong*
A JPG: "Who's there?"
Shitizen: "Waw, what a hot bhabhi?!




Omelette

3 eggs
for each eggs add spoonful of water
add some cheese (Edam)
some Gorgonzola
cut some paprika's
cut half of onion
cut some ham
cut more cheese because why not
Add some green peppers
and tiny bit of basilica
Mix em up real good

start frying
once bottom has solidified a bit add paprikas,onion,cheese and ham
once you think its ready turn half of it on top of the other half.
if done correctly you'll have nice golden brown omelette.
Enjoy

Dark Off
Aug 14, 2015


Shitizen: *dingdong*
A JPG: "Who's there?"
Shitizen: "Waw, what a hot bhabhi?!




Dark Off
Aug 14, 2015


Shitizen: *dingdong*
A JPG: "Who's there?"
Shitizen: "Waw, what a hot bhabhi?!





Which store sells this?

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Aug 14, 2015


Shitizen: *dingdong*
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Shitizen: "Waw, what a hot bhabhi?!




Dark Off
Aug 14, 2015


Shitizen: *dingdong*
A JPG: "Who's there?"
Shitizen: "Waw, what a hot bhabhi?!




Professor Cthulhu posted:

Buy the premium version instead for $125




Order now and receive right for upgrade to lti version

in picture is ingame screenshot of the craft

Dark Off
Aug 14, 2015


Shitizen: *dingdong*
A JPG: "Who's there?"
Shitizen: "Waw, what a hot bhabhi?!




ShredsYouSay posted:

Please link us the blend file so we can do a video ad for it.

http://www.pasteall.org/blend/38697
Addet some hooks for lovely animation manipulation

Beet Wagon posted:

Okay, but does it have any cargo space? What about optional oven modules? The Heavy Fighter market is pretty saturated, what sort of bakery-type features can we expect to set this beauty apart? I'm obviously going to buy one, I just want to make sure the additional 90 kabillion dollars I'm going to spend on it is worth it, and isn't going to just be the same thing as one of my other ships.


Vodkahead posted:

But is it a heavy fighter with a drinks dispenser? This is important.


Beet Wagon posted:

I mean it looks gorgeous, but I think we all want to know about the mechanics. It's going to be invisible right? And mine everything instantly? Can I use it as a mobile bakery? What about other ridiculous gameplay mechanics that I'm going to dream up on the spot? Basically, in summation, is this ship going to be perfect for me regardless of what stupid bullshit I think I'm going to be able to use it for?

Answer to all in above is yes. But that is not all it can do
Thanks to game engine flexibility it can morph into all kinds of ships. it uses this to blend in the crowd of ships tearing em all apart from inside
Here is example of morph capacity of the ship

Dark Off fucked around with this message at Oct 20, 2015 around 20:29

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Aug 14, 2015


Shitizen: *dingdong*
A JPG: "Who's there?"
Shitizen: "Waw, what a hot bhabhi?!




Alright the ship has been rigged and bones have been weighted. Now the only thing left to do is proper animation and the concept will take flight for the first time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSegTv-xYiE

http://www.pasteall.org/blend/38704

Dark Off
Aug 14, 2015


Shitizen: *dingdong*
A JPG: "Who's there?"
Shitizen: "Waw, what a hot bhabhi?!




Qhorin posted:

My victory condition involves you at some point in the not too distant future dumping all your fiatscrip wealth into bitcoin,. further fueling my profits there.

Hey seraph i think you are running out of money. I mean you dont rereg to this forum that often anymore. I bet you dont even have money to chance my avatar anymore

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Aug 14, 2015


Shitizen: *dingdong*
A JPG: "Who's there?"
Shitizen: "Waw, what a hot bhabhi?!




Qhorin posted:

Whichever one of those two gamers isn't a miserable wageslave, I would imagine. Can you guess which one of us that is? It's the guy with 5k disposable income

I dont believe you.
I think your real money is running out all you have left now is pocket changes, real big loan and shitloads of buttcoins that are worthless.
proof for that is the fact that you didnt buy me an avatar

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Aug 14, 2015


Shitizen: *dingdong*
A JPG: "Who's there?"
Shitizen: "Waw, what a hot bhabhi?!




Qhorin posted:

It's almost like Rebel Galaxy is a console/mac low-fi 1995 graphics indie game that isn't even remotely comparable in fidelity, ambition, or scope to Star Citizen. It's almost as if the two games are in completely different leagues and shouldn't be compared at all.

See seraph isnt buying anyone avatars or emotes, he is just desperate cause his bitcoins aint worth anything anymore. He is trying to get us to invest in bitcoins while he cant even pay his loans back to bank.

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Aug 14, 2015


Shitizen: *dingdong*
A JPG: "Who's there?"
Shitizen: "Waw, what a hot bhabhi?!




Qhorin posted:

FTFY

Yes, as long as I continue profiting from said scams. How much do you think my account is worth right now? Ten grand? Fifteen maybe?

Anyone in the market for a javelin? Just kidding, it's not for sale. You got metagamed out of your LTI ships like noobs, I have inside info from CIG about what's coming next month, and every idiot who got a refund is going to regret it

You own that javeln but you cant resell it since your banned from everywhere. Your desperation to get money really shines trough your shitpost's.
You cant even afford to buy someone an avatar.

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Aug 14, 2015


Shitizen: *dingdong*
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Shitizen: "Waw, what a hot bhabhi?!




Qhorin posted:

r/starcitizen_trades and r/starcitizen are two different subreddits; I am only banned from one of them HTH you loving mongoloid.

that doesnt explain your desperation on getting money
your not even buying anyone avatars anymore.
and do think about how fast your gonna get banned from starcitizen_trades when they figure out that your a pedophile buttcoiner?

Dark Off
Aug 14, 2015


Shitizen: *dingdong*
A JPG: "Who's there?"
Shitizen: "Waw, what a hot bhabhi?!




Qhorin posted:

I'm here forever in case you haven't figured it out yet.
Even if they banned me, with the ships I've got I could easily sell my account just by letting people know it's for sale. Hell, some of my fellow whales in BCP or LAMP would buy my account from me if I really wanted to sell.

I hate to break it to your but quick googlin reveals that the LAMP Doesnt exist anymore their website is defunct and last update to that guild was in year 2014
BCP does exist but your already part of that guild so highly doubt that they would buy your javelin.
Also all of your post's reek desperation. Prove me wrong by buying a avatar or emote.

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Aug 14, 2015


Shitizen: *dingdong*
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Shitizen: "Waw, what a hot bhabhi?!




Qhorin posted:

Great investigative work. http://www.lampfleet.com/

Is there anyone here that isn't retarded? Where's thatguy when we need him?
Thanks for correction, but it still looks like lamp doesnt like you and the fact that the only active things you got there is your unban appeal and the bitcoin thread doesnt color me suprised.
Also now that i look at bct its defunct clan where only seraph and 4 other posters are active.
Also buy a emote or avatar otherwise ppl will think that your broke and desperate.

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Qhorin posted:

THERE YOU ARE!! :bigtran:

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