Star Citizen: Fear, Uncertainty, and Debt

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skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

That's not a cease and desist letter, it's a shitpost on letterhead. I think Croberts even wrote that his legal team advised him not to put it online, but he cannot allow his grand vision to be besmirched by that scoundrel Derek Smart.

# ¿ Oct 4, 2015 15:21

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 11:44

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

KillHour posted:

I highly recommend it. If enough people start doing chargebacks, then credit processors typically blacklist the company involved. It would be fantastic if Visa or Mastercard said "We're not processing payments to you anymore."

They did just start accepting Bitcoin.

# ¿ Oct 9, 2015 22:15

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

All that and she didn't even quit

awesome

# ¿ Oct 10, 2015 20:37

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

MORE EMOTES

great progress

# ¿ Oct 10, 2015 20:48

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

four years for alpha 2.0 coming at some unannounced date

# ¿ Oct 10, 2015 20:51

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

LIVE DEMO TIME

*fondles airhorn*

# ¿ Oct 10, 2015 20:56

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Holy poo poo, did they really spend a year making 15 minutes of walking around and 3 minutes of actual gameplay

# ¿ Oct 10, 2015 21:20

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

"Eventually we'll add more footage to get the script to THIS size"

*drops Fallout: Equestria on someone's head, killing them*

# ¿ Oct 10, 2015 22:09

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

I'll buy the game only if I can board another ship and pee in their drink machine.

# ¿ Oct 12, 2015 03:25

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

The Star Citizen horse will have to be put down after breaking a leg by clipping through the dirt.

# ¿ Oct 13, 2015 17:45

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

So who is gonna run this scam again as HarveysHugeDick?

# ¿ Oct 17, 2015 23:04

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Gerbil_Pen posted:

Reddit's on fire tonight.

These people are AFRAID to leave the forums.

This is someone who should just sell their account and buy a bunch of Battlestar Galactica jigsaw puzzles.

# ¿ Oct 19, 2015 04:10

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Can anyone list the the features the cultists have wanted in the game but someone in an official capacity replied that wouldn't be possible? I'm not talking about the really ridiculous poo poo like trucking dead space sex slaves that was ignored, I want to know when at any point someone at CIG replied with "no, we can't do that" as opposed to "that's a great idea, we'll implement that".

# ¿ Oct 24, 2015 08:55

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

joats posted:

Let me find a link, but the SC community did want prostitute AI and Developer body scans for NPC models in the game.

(Not together of course)

Yeah, I know the player community is nuts, but I'm more interested in if there's anything the devs said " :lol:

nope" to or if they just green-lit everything they thought would make them money (no matter how impractical) and ignored everything they couldn't do.

ETA: I just want a feel for how much they fed the "all things to all gamers" mania.

skaboomizzy fucked around with this message at 09:08 on Oct 24, 2015

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 11:44

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Young Freud posted:

How's Derek Smart's imminent ban from Twitter going, DickWulf?

Didn't we pass the 24-to-48-hour mark 72 hours ago?

It's coming soon.

# ¿ Oct 25, 2015 19:59

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