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Best thread about the best game on the whole internet forever, it's been an honor shitposting with you all.
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2015 01:06 |
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 02:11 |
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Wait they are selling lifetime insurance again? They said that poo poo was over however many years ago what the hell
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2015 02:25 |
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Klyith posted:So is there a terrible mockup of the UI for doing SCIENCE! with your $900 science ship?
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2015 03:01 |
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Chocobo posted:You forgot the [Finish Now] button that instantly completes research but can only be done with credits from the cash shop. ok but I need you to PLEDGE NOW
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2015 03:05 |
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Chocobo posted:"I don't want to create a game[...]" dude wants to make movies and sandi wants to star in them Destined for B-grade or worse for their entire careers, rip.
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2015 03:52 |
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i dont like this sir
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2015 06:39 |
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jaegerx posted:Oh no. The one where he smashes the computer to stop him buying the mouse pad. Easily the best. That's the one with that dude who used to be on a family-friendly TV show in the 80s and became the religious nutjob guy that runs around with the other dude who whips out bananas and peanut butter as proof of god right? That one is the best yeah
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2015 06:50 |
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NecroMonster posted:that's a goat strapped between a pair of rockets a rude description of lesnik on around the verse
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2015 07:46 |
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LCL-Dead posted:I was reading a comparison of the Rift/Vive over on True Reviews that left me torn. Vive is going to be the more expensive of the three options dropping in the next 5-6 months by HTC's own admission. Rift feels/looks more complete, more like a finished product but I think the Vive had higher resolution and the partnership with Valve and some of those other companies is pretty appealing. The visual hardware might as well be identical, same resolution same screen size. The differences are in the tracking technology and the direction their interfaces go. Vive uses SteamVR, Rift uses Oculus home. Vive comes with its motion controllers, Rift comes with an Xbone controller and the motion controllers are sold separately. Vive uses a laser tracking system with two lighthouse bay station things that allow up to a 5x5 meter tracking area so you can stand up and turn around and flail your booty all over only with the tether to the headset, but you don't have to, the size is just possible, not required. Oculus uses a similar system to what they have now, supposedly better but not as big a tracking area unless you buy and add more tracking camera things. Vive is more expensive than the Rift, but is more "complete". Personally I'm going for the Vive since it comes out first and I have a room to dedicate to VR like a proper idiot nerd and I'm not really interested in the social zones Oculus is going with their software and development. I also loathe that it comes with an xbone controller instead of the motion controllers because to me that means less people will support them as they'd plan the user to have an xbone controller instead. Also Oculus Home or whatever they call it is closed source where Vive uses Open VR which is not. If both are good I'll get both though so whatevs. EDIT Right the Rift comes with the headphones but I'm not interested in them. I'd much rather have them come with the motion controllers instead of headphones because I feel that's more important but then again I'm not tubby Palmer on the cover of Time. KakerMix fucked around with this message at 16:33 on Sep 30, 2015 |
# ¿ Sep 30, 2015 16:29 |
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Sarsapariller posted:Thank you for bringing this much-needed fresh perspective to the thread, friend. They're right though, why stay in this thing as it is exceedingly obvious that the only thing left in star citizen is the drama that comes out of it. Roberts is a hack that can't make movies but still keeps trying, Sandi is a hack that wants to be an actor that can't act yet keeps trying, and Ben is a large man that can't kiss Roberts yet keeps trying. They just sold a 900 dollar picture of a ship. There is and never will be a game, if there is just play it when it comes out, this isn't an investment you fukkin nerds think about it for a few seconds, please.
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2015 16:37 |
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Sarsapariller posted:Who's staying in though? Like, other than Octopode, is there a single person in this thread who is not rapidly extracting as much cash as possible from this thing? There are a few people I've seen talking about hesitating pulling everything out, or leaving a ship or saying "well I'm in for 30 so whatever" so I feel that it's more than octopode.
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2015 16:44 |
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LCL-Dead posted:Thank you to everyone who responded on this. Keep in mind that the Vive tracking solution means you CAN go 5x5 meters, it's perfectly fine using it to sit down as well. The upshot of having whole room tracking means you can wave your meat hooks around all crazy, whip your head around and try to look up skirts of VR girls (or boys!) without losing tracking even if you are stationary in a chair. Reports are the Rift's tracking is much better than the DK2 but it still isn't whole room like the Vives. Either way we get to see if VR is going to break out of high-end nerd zone but at least it isn't DOA like all the other times before.
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2015 19:55 |
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BurnBlackJay posted:Is there a summary for what happened whit this game ? I wanna laugh to . Sure. Summary: it didn't
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 01:08 |
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RSI Email posted:The Endeavor is being offered for the first time as a limited concept sale. This means that the ship design meets our specifications, but it is not yet ready to display in your Hangar or to fight in Arena Commander. The sale includes Lifetime Insurance on the ship hull and a pair of decorative items for your Hangar. A future patch will add an Endeavor poster and then once the in-game model is finished you will also be given an in-game Endeavor mini ship model! In the future, the ship price will increase and the offer will not include Life Time Insurance or these extras. lmao
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 01:14 |
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Promatoast posted:Anyone willing to share specifics with regards to why they've become disillusioned with the game? I thought the general consensus among backers was positive. In fact I was planning to jump in myself after seeing - at least what I thought to be - the game taking form. star citizen isn't real
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 02:05 |
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is this real life
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 20:51 |
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All this debate on sources and substantiated rumors and whatever don't loving matter. That Chris Roberts responded AT ALL is so beyond dumb as all gently caress that at the end of the day, Croberts responding at all colors my perception on everything that dude does. If he's so dumb that he responds at all and like he did then he has no hope of managing people when he can't manage his own idiot emotions.Truecon420 posted:I'm in for a little over $200 because I am a big idiot, can I get a refund on everything except my original <60$ pledge? Can you pick and choose your refund like that? My original pledge was June 27, 2013. Thanks for any help/advice I can get. You can do that yeah, request refunds for parts. But why wouldn't you just try to get refunded for everything? You can go ahead and come up with a reason as to why. If the game does come out you can buy it then though and since it isn't pay 2 win you've got nothing to lose. LTI is also not important at all either soooo KakerMix fucked around with this message at 00:30 on Oct 2, 2015 |
# ¿ Oct 2, 2015 00:27 |
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peter gabriel posted:Look instead of wasting his time writing something using 100,000 words that could have used 50 he could be working on the game that doesn't exist and never has existed It's my fault Star Citizen isn't done yet guys, sorry
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2015 01:49 |
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Tusen Takk posted:Has this game crashed and burned yet? Unless burger chat is getting super intense, something had to have happened for there to be 1300 new posts since I last read this thread One dude got REAL mad about salted meat or some poo poo idk
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2015 02:07 |
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GaussianCopula posted:Star Citizen - $90 million Ro-Sham-Bo simulator Steve Jobs ate fruit to death a dead dumb retard
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2015 09:35 |
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Octopode posted:Please refer to this image when you realize you're lovely at law research and have no hope of providing for yourself in the future rather than killing yourself. You'll never be as good at this as Derek Smart sorry
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2015 18:35 |
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Rudager posted:drat dude, just get your $2k refunded already so you can live a normal life. maybe you should try this thing called 'success' it's pretty cool, scrub.
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2015 01:41 |
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That's nice Octopode.
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2015 01:49 |
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Octopode posted:Here's a fun exercise: instead of trying to insult me, show me some expert opinion on why accusing someone of breaking the law would not meet the standards of California's libel per se definition. That way, instead of sitting here arguing like babies, we might both learn something! I've already submitted my basis for the legal argument in the form of the ABA article, which even has several relevant cases for perusal. A fun exercise is hearing you drone on and on about things. The other fun part is wondering when you'll realize that star citizen isn't ever coming out. Will you keep posting? Will you pretend this was all just fun and games and you were in on the joke the whole time? Will you stop posting all together and float elsewhere with your "success"? A mystery for the ages, friend. Next time on "As The 'Verse Turns"
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2015 02:15 |
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A Neurotic Jew posted:Hey, your article on Roberts rhetoric was cool and good.
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2015 03:39 |
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Admiral Crackbar posted:Yeah but it's practically still in alpha itself. Sure, Frontier have slapped the released label on it, but there's still a fuckload of content missing from what was pitched during the kickstarter. You still can't buy space ships for 900 actual dollars either it's like, what the hell get your poo poo together
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2015 04:59 |
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Wait so when is Citizen Con? I have to clear some time for the insane drama bender I'm going to be on during it because lmao you know it's going to deliver
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2015 05:50 |
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No Mods No Masters posted:Next weekend
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2015 05:53 |
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madcow posted:
Maybe when this whole thing explodes and everyone finally realizes that no, Star Citizen is not real some of them will have a shock to their system to maybe bring in some reflection on themselves and better their lives because of it. Just maybe they will grow a little bit and continue life a little bit wiser. Also it's going to be real hilarious seeing how die-hards that never had a hope rationalize the injustice in the world when reality washes over them.
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2015 07:31 |
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madcow posted:I would be interested to see how that would argument would work because the way I see it, it would be a net negative since it would just lead to more formulaic, generic CoD and WoW-lite crap. More 'safe money' game design and less risk and innovation. Are you for real
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2015 08:14 |
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Humphrey Vasel posted:Why don't cig just hire a mobile developer to make a star citizen match 3 game or something. Wouldn't that just make them infinite money Hey Humphrey, sup. Listen, don't tell the others but I want to let you in on a lil' secret. Chris Roberts, you know him? The Wing Commander guy? Yeah that awful movie, yeah with the bulldozer in space yeah. So anyway that guy, right? He's really fukkin dumb, like holy poo poo dumb. That's why they don't do a thing that makes sense. Because he's dumb as piss.
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2015 09:00 |
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MeLKoR posted:I didn't watch through all that but how is the toilet situation on that ship? poop and pee in zero G
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2015 02:38 |
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OhDearGodNo posted:E:D doesn't suck, but it's not great. It can get real drat good looking tho https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Id-nlHjvZI
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 07:10 |
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So hey Beer since you're banned you should totally have that show with Derek Smart. lmao at Ben though, the dude is going to be CRUSHED when the realization that Star Citizen doesn't exist and Chris Roberts is a fraud hits. You think he'll go with the break-down route or get real angry at Roberts?
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2015 08:21 |
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CrazyLoon posted:Supposedly the UK has some baller tax breaks or something, which is why F42's team is by far also the largest - allows them to save money. ballin' jpeg breaks
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2015 08:55 |
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madcow posted:Or I am not a gullible cynic and have more experience with real investigative journalism than you? lmao
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2015 09:45 |
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mad cow = burgers = ben lesnik
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2015 09:55 |
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That they made Beer a DSmart 2 is hyper-hilarious. Motherfucker you guys the joke is 'lol it cant get worse can it guys' but that it always does is really loving with me. When is the laffo ceiling
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2015 20:13 |
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I dunno Gryphoon maybe if you gave me some more reasons that star citizen is real and cig isn't a company full of pr disasters maybe you can change my mind. I'm just having a hell of a time wrestling with the potential existence of a pretend spaceman game. Maybe if you invited some more reddit friends here to post we could be convinced.
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2015 21:12 |
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 02:11 |
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Schnorkles posted:This sounds irresponsible and kind of unlikely tbh. Your jib doesn't make the cut
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2015 01:33 |