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Finally the random FFX images being retweeted have paid off.
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Well she's been in the party from practically the start, Rikku really just 2 or 3 dungeons. While Kimari and Wakka are there early too, Wakka's beefy so probably wouldn't be healed often. Kimari is... yeah. Auron is equally beefy and only 3 or 4 dungeons ahead of Rikku. Lulu's the one that'd be affected by that affection mechanic the most. Plus its not like they really have dialogue trees to stack the deck in their favor anyway.
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Oct 1, 2015 02:19
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Whoops, for some reason I thought it was a FFXIII reference. Batman is better though
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Oct 6, 2015 03:14
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Let's begin operation NORA
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Oct 6, 2015 20:10
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bman in 2288 posted:Really, a lot of the trouble the gang runs into in the game is because of the people in charge being as difficult as possible because ~reasons~. It's really all about the status quo for them. The real villain is Neopotism. And Yuna and Tidus are just as bad as anyone else.
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Oct 8, 2015 16:56
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#Bhedlivesmatter
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Oct 9, 2015 18:40
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poo poo, now whenever the Al Bhed show up I'll be thinking of Fat Albert.
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Oct 10, 2015 23:01
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Could Guado be similar to some other overweight synonym? Obsese, chunky, big boned, husky or something? I mean flabbiness is... close, just the wrong synonym for Monsignor Chubby telling Yonna to strengthen her resolve to beat Torture.
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Oct 11, 2015 13:00
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Its too bad the article stopped before where we got to. "The Chubby pampers Chubby Mistresses" "The Chubby tends to adulterers"
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Oct 11, 2015 15:41
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Armitage posted:Apparently there was a part 2 of this at some point but that appears to be lost to the depths of the internet graveyard, or something. Thank Since that goes to the end of the game, I won't link it. Anyone so inclined can probably do some googlefu to find it. "The Problem of Chubby is Left to Chubby." 
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Oct 11, 2015 18:10
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Nervous posted:There's also plan B: Homicide. I think its actually Hortricide.
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Oct 12, 2015 00:45
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Your on Sin? Wow, 14 years after this game came out and I never connected the dots.
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Oct 12, 2015 23:54
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"How do I sword?" is a neutral question that can be more polite if asked as "I was thinking if how I would sword?" "Is it alright if I murder you" is also neutral. "Is it alright if I end you?" Is polite.
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Oct 16, 2015 23:56
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Keeshhound posted:"30" "gently caress the loving fuckers" comes so close I can't read what it says. "gently caress" isn't a complete sentence, but it looks like its the closest to 0 possible. e: "Screw the goddamned cocksuckers" is proposed as an alternate, and labeled as "contentious" I haven't seen "contentious" before. e2: Its funny how the site can't comprehend the versitility of that word, other alternatives throw the swears out of proper order. "rear end in a top hat the frakking dickheads" FeyerbrandX fucked around with this message at 13:45 on Oct 17, 2015 |
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Oct 17, 2015 13:43
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Kheldarn posted:Oui dyga dryd pylg nekrd huf! I know, right? It's strange how so many people can be so wrong about that.
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Oct 17, 2015 22:41
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High Summoner Biiiirdmaaaaan once defeated Sin with Butterflies. Everyone was horribly ashamed of themselves for needing to rely on him for a couple generations.
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Oct 25, 2015 04:14
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Serenity Dove posted:I get the impression that that the Al Bhed aren't irreligious as such. However, due to a choice made in regard to which beliefs and teachings they follow they have been essentially excommunicated. Either some guy named Al nailed a bunch of primers on the Yevonites palace and had grief about there being nothing in the bible saying Ents could be priests and gently caress humans, or the Al Bhed are bizzaro-Amish. Both are equally likely in this screwy world.
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Oct 26, 2015 02:52
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Speedball posted:Oh, please tell me it has boar drifting, hahahahahahaha. We've already seen Boar Drifting. Darth Taro will top it. I don't know how but he will. 6 or so years ago someone saying "boar drifting" would be thrown in an asylum. I feel that "when pigs fly" may be appropriate here.
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Oct 29, 2015 00:42
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BravestOfTheLamps posted:
Hobgoblin2099 posted:That's probably unintended, but that's pretty cool. The other weird coincidence, both have baffling slow spinning... blades? That couldn't possibly provide any meaningful thrust besides by magic. And a paint job that could only be devised by a deranged Easter Bunny.
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Oct 30, 2015 22:18
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Nov 1, 2015 02:58
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Didn't have trouble with evrae, didn't need to use Al Bhed potions either though. Also, is "Bevelle on the water" mean waterfront, or literally built over the water and flying in Yevons preceps of "don't be a cocky git and do fancy poo poo just to prove you can"? FeyerbrandX fucked around with this message at 23:31 on Nov 4, 2015 |
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Nov 4, 2015 23:28
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Just recalled, despite the game saying the ship is full of random encounters, I don't remember seeing any at any time through... 4 or 5 playthroughs. The rate must really be very low.
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Nov 5, 2015 02:41
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Hobgoblin2099 posted:Speaking of the missiles, you actually don't have to use all of them on Evrae, but the rest of the game considers all three salvos used up anyway no matter what. Well duh, once you turn your back on him he's going to unload them all on that dern varmint!
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Nov 5, 2015 19:33
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The Dark Id posted:I know the rendered version of Cardinal Babyface only shows up for all of three seconds but pfft... Hahaha. It's like instead of a FMV Asian Stunt Double they replaced him with a rendered Cabbage Patch doll. Cardinal Barrows "Babyface" Burroughs is loving this poo poo too.
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Nov 8, 2015 14:24
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Not sure of the source, but someone slapped Seymour's head on The Master's handy cloak from Manos: The Hands of Fate.
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Nov 12, 2015 23:08
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That, I suppressed that image. Now the music is creeping into the dark corner of my mind. Thanks.
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Nov 14, 2015 00:19
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Xenoveritas posted:Because techno-Tron platform rides from hell aren't forbidden, clearly. Only things like airships and blitzball training machines but not the blitzball TV channel. You are watching the Spiran Cup Finale, "Any other use of this spherecast or any spheres, descriptions, or accounts of the game without the SBL's expressed written consent is prohibited." Onmi posted:Wait what's with the horrified screams about this temple it's easy. Hard no, tedious, yes.
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Nov 14, 2015 01:32
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Rabbi Raccoon posted:Tidus and (presumably) Rikku are the only ones who have never been to Bevelle. It literally makes no sense if at least Lulu and Wakka don't know about this Cloister. No one would have a reason to go to be permitted at "Assault-rifle and Muay Thai Robot Wedding Chapel" or the Technodrome. If country bumpkins would be permitted to see the gigantic city that should be on Sin's shitlist is untouched because of all the cool toys they have while their pitiful little hovel's been smashed for the 4th time this year faith wouldn't hold that idea together.
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Nov 15, 2015 14:49
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Hobgoblin2099 posted:Neither of their pasts have been touched upon in-depth so far. I thought Wakka said he was a guardian, but really half assed it since he was still into being the Brett Favre of Blitzball retiring. I don't think it said when he quit though. ..except for the part where Brett Favre was good at one point.
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Nov 15, 2015 19:03
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Thanks Obahama
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Nov 16, 2015 03:36
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Small Frozen Thing posted:You guys just completely missed the "no Drakengard names" rule, didn't you In the immortal words of Lionel Hutz, Id obviously made a typo. He meant "No, Drakengard!"
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Nov 16, 2015 04:19
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The Maester Monthly Memo of the month probably had an article staring "Maester Seymor commented Monday of his Father Sunday." Then a month later in tiny print "Correction, last month a typo was in our main article "Maester Seymor commented Monday of his Father Sunday." Should have been "Maester Seymor committed murder of his Father Sunday." We regret the confusion, and that Maester Kelk Ronso is a pussy and can't read fine print.
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Nov 18, 2015 12:31
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Onmi posted:It also puts Mi'ihen into a new context. It was literally just like the Summoners, an attempt to give hope to people that the church knew would fail. I was kind of thinking about Mi'ihen a few days ago but didn't want to spoil this reveal that Yevon is eeeeevilllll. So we've got Encyclopedia Maechen wandering around spouting lore if you listen, about how Mi'ihen amassed an army, Yevon freaked, and Mi'hen marched right up the path to... politely disagree. Maechen didn't say he made the trip alone. I'd expect the Maesters brought him in to negotiate terms, killed him, and just tossed him up on a parapet and turned him into a glorified sock puppet. "Yeah, we're cool now guys, we won! Join the Yevon military and don't look too closely at me ever again."
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Nov 18, 2015 22:09
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They lose their minds to sidequesting, attempting to get weapons they can't possibly equip but will forego all progress in their pursuit.
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Nov 19, 2015 00:21
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Qrr posted:Some of them are still dodging lightning on the thunder plains, trying to get their ultimate weapon early. Alternate Reality Braska died trying to get Yuna a cactaur doll.
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Nov 19, 2015 00:37
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Hobgoblin2099 posted:So there's been a prison scene in VII, VIII, IX, X, and XII. II through VI too. Dreadnaught, (weird tree thing?), Zot, GIANT MIRROR, and Celes.
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Nov 19, 2015 04:24
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Never tried to skip the team in the Via Purifico, since I thought you'd be railroaded into getting them anyway, like in Bikanel. Like Yuna would use her (never before seen and never again mentioned) Boss Telepathy to know she couldn't advance down the hallway without her Guardians.
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Nov 23, 2015 02:58
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Lumberjack Bonanza posted:This is probably my favorite Bahamut, unless I'm forgetting one. He totally  s it up during the battle itself. Fucks given by Auron/Trogdor: ZERO
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Nov 23, 2015 03:26
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Bufuman posted:And of course, don't forget the Expert Sphere grid in the HD/International versions, which does away with pretty much all of the lock nodes blocking the way to the start of everyone's respective grid areas. There is literally nothing stopping you from sending Yuna straight into Auron's section right when she first joins you. Nul-Blaze? What's that? Null-Life? That's more like it. 
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Trasson posted:Math Well that explains why someone just stops giving even more fucks with how things should work on paper and just begins pushing in even more poo poo in the post game.
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Nov 24, 2015 04:36
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