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Thunder Moose
Mar 7, 2015

S.J.C.

http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2015/09...attacks-driver/

Unless it was "raccoon then attacks driver," then you win.

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Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

IM NOT LIKING IT IF THERE IS NO VIDEO!!!!

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007



How the hell did he get the raccoon to exhale enough into the breathalyzer?

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

DOCTOR'S ORDERS!


Luvcow posted:

How the hell did he get the raccoon to exhale enough into the breathalyzer?

you squeeze it duh

posted like someone who never done a coonsqueezin of any sort

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless


im not going to click that out of respect for those who died on 9/11. im also voting this thread a one.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011



Detroit and Florida should be glassed

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡


Oldest trick in the book.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006



actually i completely believe what happened next.

Your move genius.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007



QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

you squeeze it duh

posted like someone who never done a coonsqueezin of any sort

I was always too gentle and ended up just lightly caressing instead of squeezing

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!


Lipstick Apathy

"Check out this image our intern found on Imgur" -CBS affiliate

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

AN A+ POSTER (:

poor raccoon ):

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007



Nooner posted:

poor raccoon ):

he gonna be rich if he gets the right raccoon lawyer

Hot Cosby
Sep 23, 2015


Top 10 ways of beating breathalyzers (#5 will shock you!)

Thunder Moose
Mar 7, 2015

S.J.C.

Hot Cosby posted:

Top 10 ways of beating breathalyzers (#5 will shock you!)

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


Hot Cosby posted:

Top 10 ways of beating breathalyzers (#5 will shock you!)

will actually give you rabies

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007




of course it's a navy chucklefuck

SD is great but goddamn all the military personnel around here are just dumb as bricks.

penus penus penus
Nov 8, 2014

by piss__donald


in that very article it says its a hoax OP

Hooded Reptile
Aug 31, 2015


The easiest way to beat these devices is to reverse engineer a handheld vacuum cleaner, and have it blow instead of suck. Friend down the street did this for years, until he got caught.

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW


dad gay. so what posted:

im not going to click that out of respect for those who died on 9/11. im also voting this thread a one.

i lost my life on 9/11 thank you for your consideration

Thunder Moose
Mar 7, 2015

S.J.C.

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

in that very article it says its a hoax OP





Hooded Reptile posted:

The easiest way to beat these devices is to reverse engineer a handheld vacuum cleaner, and have it blow instead of suck. Friend down the street did this for years, until he got caught.

What? Did he do it in front of the local precinct?

greg sexyvibes
May 7, 2007
IF I EVER FIRST POST AGAIN SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN TO ME

Hooded Reptile posted:

The easiest way to beat these devices is to reverse engineer a handheld vacuum cleaner, and have it blow instead of suck. Friend down the street did this for years, until he got caught.

Reverse engineer doesn't mean make something do the opposite, it means to take something apart to see how it works.

theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.


Pillbug



It was a naval Petty officer

Hooded Reptile
Aug 31, 2015


Thunder Moose posted:




What? Did he do it in front of the local precinct?

Got pulled over, was drunk with interlock, dumbass tried hiding it under the seat. Did 2 years upstate. Drunk driving is an epidemic around here.

Hot Cosby
Sep 23, 2015


I thought those things measured like moisture or co2 levels or something science like just so you couldnt have a reverse engineered hacked vacuum blow in to it

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

AN A+ POSTER (:

Luvcow posted:

he gonna be rich if he gets the right raccoon lawyer

The only goon "lawyer" I know of is kleen_therowdyshitbag and he would probabyl gently caress it all up anyways

Sinding Johansson
Dec 1, 2006
STARVED FOR ATTENTION


grr

penus penus penus
Nov 8, 2014

by piss__donald


just lol if you dont have your kid blow into your interlock

Hooded Reptile
Aug 31, 2015


THE DOG HOUSE posted:

just lol if you dont have your kid blow into your interlock

And smuggle your kids pee in a latex glove, so when the dude watches you pee it comes out of a straw at the end. People want to remain addicts i guess. It's really kind of sad.

Hot Cosby
Sep 23, 2015


THE DOG HOUSE posted:

just lol if you dont have your kid blow into your interlock

what kinda dorky beta sober kids you got that dont know how to have a good time boozing it up w/ dad

LOVE LOVE SKELETON
Nov 11, 2007

earth people i was born on jupiter

come on tyler, big boys help daddy start the car so he can go to mcdonalds.

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010



Grimey Drawer

I wonder if the raccoon played some coon tunes on the radio

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

AN A+ POSTER (:

TOOT BOOT posted:

I wonder if the raccoon played some coon tunes on the radio

you mena like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1I1FNZKaxA

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Rambling Robot posted:

IM NOT LIKING IT IF THERE IS NO VIDEO!!!!

Raspberry Jam It In Me
Oct 29, 2011

You're all I think, this thing set troublin


theultimo posted:



It was a naval Petty officer

what is a petty officer? is that like a petty king?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


Moridin920 posted:

of course it's a navy chucklefuck

SD is great but goddamn all the military personnel around here are just dumb as bricks.

SD is horrible since it has so many conservative retired soldiers.

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007



Hot Cosby posted:

I thought those things measured like moisture or co2 levels or something science like just so you couldnt have a reverse engineered hacked vacuum blow in to it

Is this true???

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006



Hot Cosby posted:

I thought those things measured like moisture or co2 levels or something science like just so you couldnt have a reverse engineered hacked vacuum blow in to it

what about keeping a stash of balloons with sober breath in the trunk of your car?

Lolly Poopdeck
Oct 21, 2010

by zen death robot


What would happen if you farted into the breathalyzer?

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx


The first loving line in the article says it's not even true. Great thread dumb rear end.

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Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW


Luvcow posted:

How the hell did he get the raccoon to exhale enough into the breathalyzer?

its fake

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